therealWokeKong
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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
I’m legitimately curious does Post Malone have any actual fans? The pivot from rap to country tells me he doesn’t, the Venn diagram for those two genres is just two circles a mile apart from each other
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m legitimately curious does Post Malone have any actual fans? The pivot from rap to country tells me he doesn’t, the Venn diagram for those two genres is just two circles a mile apart from each other
Fun conversations to have around the table this Thanksgiving. Bring up 5 in a row and you win!
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fun conversations to have around the table this Thanksgiving. Bring up 5 in a row and you win!
Remember to leave mushrooms out for Mario Claus this Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Remember to leave mushrooms out for Mario Claus this Christmas
So am I buddy get in line
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So am I buddy get in line
Galactic Nova in Kirby Super Star & Planet Robobot: neutral wish granter that doesn’t differentiate between good and evil
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Galactic Nova in Kirby Super Star & Planet Robobot: neutral wish granter that doesn’t differentiate between good and evil
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly broken the White House TV with a Wii remote after forgetting to put on the arm strap while playing Wii Sports
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly broken the White House TV with a Wii remote after forgetting to put on the arm strap while playing Wii Sports
My hot Air Riders take is I don’t really like Road Trip all that much, it does this weird thing where most of the time it’s piss easy and then suddenly you’re put up against god himself and you lose 20 times in a row.
This is ultimately why I absolutely hated World of Light in Smash Ultimate too
This is ultimately why I absolutely hated World of Light in Smash Ultimate too
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My hot Air Riders take is I don’t really like Road Trip all that much, it does this weird thing where most of the time it’s piss easy and then suddenly you’re put up against god himself and you lose 20 times in a row.
This is ultimately why I absolutely hated World of Light in Smash Ultimate too
This is ultimately why I absolutely hated World of Light in Smash Ultimate too
Do you think King Dedede ever gets a little freaked out by how many evil versions of him exist
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do you think King Dedede ever gets a little freaked out by how many evil versions of him exist
She looks like an NPC from a late 2000s Bethesda game and her name feels like a gag from SNL
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She looks like an NPC from a late 2000s Bethesda game and her name feels like a gag from SNL
I’m gonna bring back George Orwell from the dead Frankenstein style and make him go on a walk through a suburban south Florida neighborhood until the sheer number of mass surveillance devices people willingly installed on their front doors causes him to have an aneurysm
My grand unified theory of suburbia is that camera doorbells are like SUVs, they provide an illusion of security while making you more paranoid
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m gonna bring back George Orwell from the dead Frankenstein style and make him go on a walk through a suburban south Florida neighborhood until the sheer number of mass surveillance devices people willingly installed on their front doors causes him to have an aneurysm
Is it gonna be another allegory for racism that becomes super questionable once you actually analyze it
‘Zootopia 2’ debuts with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes — based on 46 reviews 🍅
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is it gonna be another allegory for racism that becomes super questionable once you actually analyze it
Boy I sure do love finally clearing through all my new work emails only to find a new batch in their place
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Boy I sure do love finally clearing through all my new work emails only to find a new batch in their place
Oh man I can’t wait for the GameCube, Xbox doesn’t stand a chance. It’s gonna be all anyone ever talks about these next few years
(Posted September 10, 2001)
(Posted September 10, 2001)
post like it’s 2001
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh man I can’t wait for the GameCube, Xbox doesn’t stand a chance. It’s gonna be all anyone ever talks about these next few years
(Posted September 10, 2001)
(Posted September 10, 2001)
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
Or I can just set the joycons to vibrate and shove them up my ass for free
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Or I can just set the joycons to vibrate and shove them up my ass for free
This is a mixed bag cause on one hand it shows that Trump’s second term coalition is falling apart in its first year, but on the other hand these resigning politicians in deep red districts like MTG will likely be replaced by even more extreme politicians as Nazism becomes mainstream in the GOP
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is a mixed bag cause on one hand it shows that Trump’s second term coalition is falling apart in its first year, but on the other hand these resigning politicians in deep red districts like MTG will likely be replaced by even more extreme politicians as Nazism becomes mainstream in the GOP
When he started talking about going to parties all I could think about was that picture of him at the Fallout watch party where Todd Howard was looking at him like “who invited this asshole”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When he started talking about going to parties all I could think about was that picture of him at the Fallout watch party where Todd Howard was looking at him like “who invited this asshole”
A big reason why the anti-woke crowd has been getting so much pushback recently is cause they pull shit like this. They deliberately inject themselves into communities they know they don’t like so they can harass everyone and be a general nuisance. Their sole purpose in life is to drag us all down
is this why we make games? lol
a review from 2023 with a bunch of upvotes got edited this month, which pushed it back into algorithmic relevance and sadly coincided with a drop in sales.
it's mostly anti-woke ideology unrelated to the game, but when I flagged it as such Steam did not remove it.
a review from 2023 with a bunch of upvotes got edited this month, which pushed it back into algorithmic relevance and sadly coincided with a drop in sales.
it's mostly anti-woke ideology unrelated to the game, but when I flagged it as such Steam did not remove it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A big reason why the anti-woke crowd has been getting so much pushback recently is cause they pull shit like this. They deliberately inject themselves into communities they know they don’t like so they can harass everyone and be a general nuisance. Their sole purpose in life is to drag us all down
Did Ian Miles Cheong get caught up in that big Twitter location thing? Most people already knew he was actually posting from Malaysia but I think it would be way funnier for Twitter itself to reveal he’s just cosplaying as an American
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Did Ian Miles Cheong get caught up in that big Twitter location thing? Most people already knew he was actually posting from Malaysia but I think it would be way funnier for Twitter itself to reveal he’s just cosplaying as an American
Stirring my boiling soup and cackling like a witch making potions
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Stirring my boiling soup and cackling like a witch making potions
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
My grandma loves these shitty hallmark romance movies and you’d be amazed how much they can milk a single idea. They will 100% be making one of these movies for every NFL team
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My grandma loves these shitty hallmark romance movies and you’d be amazed how much they can milk a single idea. They will 100% be making one of these movies for every NFL team
