brian haynes
@catswamp.xyz
the idea is to remain in a constant state of departure while always arriving
Having a hard time believing Mets didn’t come close or match LA’s offer at 3yrs considering qualifying offer was $22m.
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
If the Mets had wanted to re-sign Edwin Díaz, they would have.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Having a hard time believing Mets didn’t come close or match LA’s offer at 3yrs considering qualifying offer was $22m.
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
No more buses, just walk! it’s good for blood flow
Next-workout areas at bus stops. Thigh masters in all cabs!
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
No more buses, just walk! it’s good for blood flow
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I’ve always said people aren’t sweaty enough on cross-country flights
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve always said people aren’t sweaty enough on cross-country flights
Upon further review, this is actually how things will shape up and it will be hilarious for all involved
#bungles #nflplayoffs
#bungles #nflplayoffs
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Upon further review, this is actually how things will shape up and it will be hilarious for all involved
#bungles #nflplayoffs
#bungles #nflplayoffs
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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i retold your joke but worse, please respond
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i retold your joke but worse, please respond
Espresso & amoxicillin is just as substantial of a meal
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Espresso & amoxicillin is just as substantial of a meal
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
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cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
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ok but he hasn’t lost his companies money, he has that money due to not paying taxes and deregulation…americans invested that money in him and he lost all of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ok but he hasn’t lost his companies money, he has that money due to not paying taxes and deregulation…americans invested that money in him and he lost all of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
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we could have so much high speed rail for that money. we could pay for school lunches or for housing. there are so many things we couldve done with that money and instead we get nothing
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
we could have so much high speed rail for that money. we could pay for school lunches or for housing. there are so many things we couldve done with that money and instead we get nothing
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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6. Meanwhile, free the major drug kingpins that share your far right ideology.
Trump/Hegseth instruction manual:
1. Invent a war where none exists.
2. Kill people by blowing up boats that aren’t attacking you.
3. Violate your own rules of war.
4. Call in the lawyers to explain why the clear violations are not really violations.
5. Blame it on “the fog of war.”
1. Invent a war where none exists.
2. Kill people by blowing up boats that aren’t attacking you.
3. Violate your own rules of war.
4. Call in the lawyers to explain why the clear violations are not really violations.
5. Blame it on “the fog of war.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
6. Meanwhile, free the major drug kingpins that share your far right ideology.
Forest hills aka red rocks of the east aka gizzfest east coast edition no camping or nypd shoots you
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Forest hills aka red rocks of the east aka gizzfest east coast edition no camping or nypd shoots you
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Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
Good morning
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
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Fact-checking one of the single most effective convincing-sounding lie generation machines = trying to sweep the ocean back into the sea (or capture emissions after they're released)
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
Laughing in high school teacher.
“I will allow my son to use ChatGPT and similar tools at some point. But when I do, I plan to show him how to fact-check the sources the A.I. has provided, and make sure he understands that computers often ‘learn‘ the wrong thing from online sources.”
#GiftArticle
“I will allow my son to use ChatGPT and similar tools at some point. But when I do, I plan to show him how to fact-check the sources the A.I. has provided, and make sure he understands that computers often ‘learn‘ the wrong thing from online sources.”
#GiftArticle
Opinion | How to Prepare Your Kids for the A.I. Revolution
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Fact-checking one of the single most effective convincing-sounding lie generation machines = trying to sweep the ocean back into the sea (or capture emissions after they're released)
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
Moveable force vs stoppable object
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Moveable force vs stoppable object
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600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
Worst interception stands call I’ve ever seen. Worst roughing the kicker I’ve ever seen. ACC refs out for blood today
Fuck clemson
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Worst interception stands call I’ve ever seen. Worst roughing the kicker I’ve ever seen. ACC refs out for blood today
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And I swear, once again, this is not dunking on kids. We are seeing this at all levels--even grad students. AI + social media has had a profound impact on how we think and process our world, and we can't stop to reflect on it, because billionaires keep hurling addictive tech at us.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And I swear, once again, this is not dunking on kids. We are seeing this at all levels--even grad students. AI + social media has had a profound impact on how we think and process our world, and we can't stop to reflect on it, because billionaires keep hurling addictive tech at us.
I do not enjoy this
A320 planes are flown by a number of domestic and international airlines, and the required software update could lead to "operational disruptions to passengers and customers," according to Airbus. n.pr/4al27ct
Airbus calls for 'immediate' software upgrade to A320 aircraft
A320 planes are flown by a number of domestic and international airlines, and the required software update could lead to "operational disruptions to passengers and customers," according to Airbus.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I do not enjoy this
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LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL