brian haynes
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the idea is to remain in a constant state of departure while always arriving
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
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i think it’s pretty clear David Stearns wanted to tear up the team in 2024 and accidentally created an NLCS contender lol
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i think it’s pretty clear David Stearns wanted to tear up the team in 2024 and accidentally created an NLCS contender lol
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The Houthis:
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Houthis:
👁️👄👁️
🚨 Pete Alonso has signed with the Orioles for 5 years, $155 million, per Jeff Passan
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
👁️👄👁️
If I was older this would’ve killed me no doubt
Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If I was older this would’ve killed me no doubt
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This was literally a Parks & Rec joke
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This was literally a Parks & Rec joke
For those keeping score at home:
-Opted out within literal mins of the season ending (straight to press)
-Got pissy with FO moves ie: firing Hefner + signing D.Williams. Both will make team & bullpen better long-term
-Didn’t give NYM a chance to match (or beat) LA’s offer before signing
✌️🥱
-Opted out within literal mins of the season ending (straight to press)
-Got pissy with FO moves ie: firing Hefner + signing D.Williams. Both will make team & bullpen better long-term
-Didn’t give NYM a chance to match (or beat) LA’s offer before signing
✌️🥱
Having a hard time believing Mets didn’t come close or match LA’s offer at 3yrs considering qualifying offer was $22m.
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
If the Mets had wanted to re-sign Edwin Díaz, they would have.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
For those keeping score at home:
-Opted out within literal mins of the season ending (straight to press)
-Got pissy with FO moves ie: firing Hefner + signing D.Williams. Both will make team & bullpen better long-term
-Didn’t give NYM a chance to match (or beat) LA’s offer before signing
✌️🥱
-Opted out within literal mins of the season ending (straight to press)
-Got pissy with FO moves ie: firing Hefner + signing D.Williams. Both will make team & bullpen better long-term
-Didn’t give NYM a chance to match (or beat) LA’s offer before signing
✌️🥱
Having a hard time believing Mets didn’t come close or match LA’s offer at 3yrs considering qualifying offer was $22m.
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
If the Mets had wanted to re-sign Edwin Díaz, they would have.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Having a hard time believing Mets didn’t come close or match LA’s offer at 3yrs considering qualifying offer was $22m.
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
Diaz wanted out of Queens and that might be more concerning than losing him over aav ✌️😶
No more buses, just walk! it’s good for blood flow
Next-workout areas at bus stops. Thigh masters in all cabs!
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
No more buses, just walk! it’s good for blood flow
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I’ve always said people aren’t sweaty enough on cross-country flights
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve always said people aren’t sweaty enough on cross-country flights
Upon further review, this is actually how things will shape up and it will be hilarious for all involved
#bungles #nflplayoffs
#bungles #nflplayoffs
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Upon further review, this is actually how things will shape up and it will be hilarious for all involved
#bungles #nflplayoffs
#bungles #nflplayoffs
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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i retold your joke but worse, please respond
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i retold your joke but worse, please respond
Espresso & amoxicillin is just as substantial of a meal
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Espresso & amoxicillin is just as substantial of a meal
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You (me) will not get another $12 tombik doner for lunch 🫵
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cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
cool that the official position of the administration appears to be that black people don’t really count as americans
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ok but he hasn’t lost his companies money, he has that money due to not paying taxes and deregulation…americans invested that money in him and he lost all of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ok but he hasn’t lost his companies money, he has that money due to not paying taxes and deregulation…americans invested that money in him and he lost all of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
we are not getting a return on investment and im sick of it
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we could have so much high speed rail for that money. we could pay for school lunches or for housing. there are so many things we couldve done with that money and instead we get nothing
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
we could have so much high speed rail for that money. we could pay for school lunches or for housing. there are so many things we couldve done with that money and instead we get nothing
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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6. Meanwhile, free the major drug kingpins that share your far right ideology.
Trump/Hegseth instruction manual:
1. Invent a war where none exists.
2. Kill people by blowing up boats that aren’t attacking you.
3. Violate your own rules of war.
4. Call in the lawyers to explain why the clear violations are not really violations.
5. Blame it on “the fog of war.”
1. Invent a war where none exists.
2. Kill people by blowing up boats that aren’t attacking you.
3. Violate your own rules of war.
4. Call in the lawyers to explain why the clear violations are not really violations.
5. Blame it on “the fog of war.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
6. Meanwhile, free the major drug kingpins that share your far right ideology.
Forest hills aka red rocks of the east aka gizzfest east coast edition no camping or nypd shoots you
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Forest hills aka red rocks of the east aka gizzfest east coast edition no camping or nypd shoots you
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Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
Good morning
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
Cincinnati will be winning the AFC North
That is all
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Fact-checking one of the single most effective convincing-sounding lie generation machines = trying to sweep the ocean back into the sea (or capture emissions after they're released)
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
Laughing in high school teacher.
“I will allow my son to use ChatGPT and similar tools at some point. But when I do, I plan to show him how to fact-check the sources the A.I. has provided, and make sure he understands that computers often ‘learn‘ the wrong thing from online sources.”
#GiftArticle
“I will allow my son to use ChatGPT and similar tools at some point. But when I do, I plan to show him how to fact-check the sources the A.I. has provided, and make sure he understands that computers often ‘learn‘ the wrong thing from online sources.”
#GiftArticle
Opinion | How to Prepare Your Kids for the A.I. Revolution
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Fact-checking one of the single most effective convincing-sounding lie generation machines = trying to sweep the ocean back into the sea (or capture emissions after they're released)
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose
We don't solve this without regulating, attacking and delegitimising the slop firehose