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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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TRUMP: This guy was pretty interesting, though. He's actually figured out the laws that dictate, well, everything — history,
sociology, politics, morality, everything! It's all in a book called "Kapital."
EDDIE MANNIX, CAPITOL PICTURES: That right.
TRUMP: Uh-huh! With a "K."
sociology, politics, morality, everything! It's all in a book called "Kapital."
EDDIE MANNIX, CAPITOL PICTURES: That right.
TRUMP: Uh-huh! With a "K."
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
TRUMP: This guy was pretty interesting, though. He's actually figured out the laws that dictate, well, everything — history,
sociology, politics, morality, everything! It's all in a book called "Kapital."
EDDIE MANNIX, CAPITOL PICTURES: That right.
TRUMP: Uh-huh! With a "K."
sociology, politics, morality, everything! It's all in a book called "Kapital."
EDDIE MANNIX, CAPITOL PICTURES: That right.
TRUMP: Uh-huh! With a "K."
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THAT'S RIGHT -- now that I know you've redeemed your strawman, it's obvious:
* You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car.
* The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law.
* ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
* You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car.
* The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law.
* ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
i do not think it is a good idea to use chatbots which are trained to be sycophantic to give tax advice to non-expert consumers
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
THAT'S RIGHT -- now that I know you've redeemed your strawman, it's obvious:
* You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car.
* The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law.
* ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
* You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car.
* The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law.
* ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
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some scattered thoughts on ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, which i saw last night boxd.it/bJHjTX
A ★★★★ review of One Battle After Another (2025)
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boxd.it
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
some scattered thoughts on ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, which i saw last night boxd.it/bJHjTX
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I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
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graphic aside, it is funny we are once again doing this
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
graphic aside, it is funny we are once again doing this
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There's a tendency among a certain type of poster to assume everything they hate about politics and the state can be blamed on avarice, and I'm here to tell you it's actually worse than that.
I continue to disagree with this. The goal of mass detention is mass deportations. A private prison company leasing 100 beds to ICE gets paid the same if the beds are filled by 100 people for a year each or 1,000 people for a few days each. They don't earn more with long-term detention.
It's not about deporting them. It's about detaining them indefinitely and enriching Prisons for Profiteers and the grift the Convict in the Oval Office collects per detainee.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There's a tendency among a certain type of poster to assume everything they hate about politics and the state can be blamed on avarice, and I'm here to tell you it's actually worse than that.
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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this is art. doesnt get better
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
this is art. doesnt get better
As Ezekiel Kweku/The Shrillest is not to my knowledge on social media, I must pay homage to his recurring bits:
E-MAILS!
E-MAILS!
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As Ezekiel Kweku/The Shrillest is not to my knowledge on social media, I must pay homage to his recurring bits:
E-MAILS!
E-MAILS!
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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I am crying I was trying to remember what the RFK fleeing scene reminded me of and
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am crying I was trying to remember what the RFK fleeing scene reminded me of and
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Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
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here’s the letter one church sent to its congregation after this lady called them.“you’re bad christians because you correctly figured out that i was lying!” is not a coherent take.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
here’s the letter one church sent to its congregation after this lady called them.“you’re bad christians because you correctly figured out that i was lying!” is not a coherent take.
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i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”
There is a lady on TikTok pretending to have a baby that has gone without formula all night — she is calling churches around the country to ask if they can help.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
Some of them are really embarrassing themselves. Especially the mega-churches.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”
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Nemik’s manifesto, but it’s the “fuck it, we ball,” tweet.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nemik’s manifesto, but it’s the “fuck it, we ball,” tweet.
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"Remember this: ball."
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"Remember this: ball."
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just want to reiterate that the first amendment isn't something you "hide behind," it's something that constrains the government's ability to limit your inalienable rights. that distinction is very important
The Department of Homeland Security: “hide behind the First Amendment”
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
just want to reiterate that the first amendment isn't something you "hide behind," it's something that constrains the government's ability to limit your inalienable rights. that distinction is very important
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Harrowing tale of the Salerno Sandwich Salvos from Dillion Winters
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Harrowing tale of the Salerno Sandwich Salvos from Dillion Winters
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.