Ser Dunkin’ the Tall
@theotherjeff.bsky.social
Angry building, competent husband, exemplary cat owner. Once locked in a bank vault with a gorilla. He/him
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
Samuel Taylor Coleridge had the heart of a poster.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Samuel Taylor Coleridge had the heart of a poster.
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If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
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We'll always have this @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social blog. And the home runs. defector.com/is-the-phill...
Is The Phillies' Good Luck Charm A Dedication To Himbo Culture And Showing Clavicle? [Update] | Defector
Now, as a fan, you may be wondering why Major League Baseball would want to rob us of bare-chested boys of summer.
defector.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We'll always have this @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social blog. And the home runs. defector.com/is-the-phill...
I also suspect that the prices are not, in fact, coming down any percent.
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I also suspect that the prices are not, in fact, coming down any percent.
They have a pretty big office outside Philly, so it's actually a pretty authentically good sponsorship!
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
They have a pretty big office outside Philly, so it's actually a pretty authentically good sponsorship!
The McQuade variant needs to replace the state house with a big photo of the Wanamaker's building.
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The McQuade variant needs to replace the state house with a big photo of the Wanamaker's building.
How did you know where I buy all my notebooks?
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
How did you know where I buy all my notebooks?
This is just your Philly haterism asserting itself
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This is just your Philly haterism asserting itself
I think this year's Union jerseys are generally pretty nice, but I remain skeptical of the team's main sponsorship:
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think this year's Union jerseys are generally pretty nice, but I remain skeptical of the team's main sponsorship:
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Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
"The department who collects the most human teeth gets a pizza party!"
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"The department who collects the most human teeth gets a pizza party!"
I hate to take your wife's side on this one, but the robots? They're also giants.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I hate to take your wife's side on this one, but the robots? They're also giants.
"Somebody's going to challenge you over what just happened to the manager. You're...you're going to need to make an example out of that guy. Swiftly."
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"Somebody's going to challenge you over what just happened to the manager. You're...you're going to need to make an example out of that guy. Swiftly."
Happy birthday, Lupin!
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Happy birthday, Lupin!
What is Heathcliff if not the synthesis of Dan Humphrey and Georgina Sparks?
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
What is Heathcliff if not the synthesis of Dan Humphrey and Georgina Sparks?
I think the best possible way to adapt Wuthering Heights is as an episode of Normal Gossip.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I think the best possible way to adapt Wuthering Heights is as an episode of Normal Gossip.
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In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
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Tonight at bedtime my 7 yr old was recapping the entire Star Wars trilogy to me when he deftly dropped:
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Tonight at bedtime my 7 yr old was recapping the entire Star Wars trilogy to me when he deftly dropped:
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
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In honor of Ron Funches’ unjust exit from “The Traitors,” I will now refer to anyone who has been wronged as having been “funched.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
In honor of Ron Funches’ unjust exit from “The Traitors,” I will now refer to anyone who has been wronged as having been “funched.”
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“is this art” gets asked a lot, and regardless of the answer to that question, “is this shitty art” is a better one
EDGELORD STUDIOS, of course he fucking would, he's so god damned annoying in that particular way
ooh, astronauts and cat astronauts, the originality is staggering
ooh, astronauts and cat astronauts, the originality is staggering
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“is this art” gets asked a lot, and regardless of the answer to that question, “is this shitty art” is a better one
Absolute bullshit.
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Absolute bullshit.
I know it's early in the year, but this whole thread/train of thought should really be a @defector.com Shamsy contender.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I know it's early in the year, but this whole thread/train of thought should really be a @defector.com Shamsy contender.