Ser Dunkin’ the Tall
@theotherjeff.bsky.social
Angry building, competent husband, exemplary cat owner. Once locked in a bank vault with a gorilla. He/him
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
Samuel Taylor Coleridge had the heart of a poster.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Samuel Taylor Coleridge had the heart of a poster.
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If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
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We'll always have this @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social blog. And the home runs. defector.com/is-the-phill...
Is The Phillies' Good Luck Charm A Dedication To Himbo Culture And Showing Clavicle? [Update] | Defector
Now, as a fan, you may be wondering why Major League Baseball would want to rob us of bare-chested boys of summer.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We'll always have this @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social blog. And the home runs. defector.com/is-the-phill...
I think this year's Union jerseys are generally pretty nice, but I remain skeptical of the team's main sponsorship:
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think this year's Union jerseys are generally pretty nice, but I remain skeptical of the team's main sponsorship:
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Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...
I think the best possible way to adapt Wuthering Heights is as an episode of Normal Gossip.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I think the best possible way to adapt Wuthering Heights is as an episode of Normal Gossip.
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In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
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Tonight at bedtime my 7 yr old was recapping the entire Star Wars trilogy to me when he deftly dropped:
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Tonight at bedtime my 7 yr old was recapping the entire Star Wars trilogy to me when he deftly dropped:
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
“…and then Princess Leia choked Jabba the Hut. And he died. And then Jabba the Hut’s gangster days were over”.
@wolter.bsky.social
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In honor of Ron Funches’ unjust exit from “The Traitors,” I will now refer to anyone who has been wronged as having been “funched.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
In honor of Ron Funches’ unjust exit from “The Traitors,” I will now refer to anyone who has been wronged as having been “funched.”
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“is this art” gets asked a lot, and regardless of the answer to that question, “is this shitty art” is a better one
EDGELORD STUDIOS, of course he fucking would, he's so god damned annoying in that particular way
ooh, astronauts and cat astronauts, the originality is staggering
ooh, astronauts and cat astronauts, the originality is staggering
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“is this art” gets asked a lot, and regardless of the answer to that question, “is this shitty art” is a better one
I know it's early in the year, but this whole thread/train of thought should really be a @defector.com Shamsy contender.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I know it's early in the year, but this whole thread/train of thought should really be a @defector.com Shamsy contender.
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On this day in 1998 - The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" directed by Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko) premiered.
Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought...
I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought...
I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
On this day in 1998 - The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" directed by Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko) premiered.
Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought...
I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought...
I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
I understand why people are exhausted by monorail hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
a drawing of a stick figure that says me
ALT: a drawing of a stick figure that says me
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February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I understand why people are exhausted by monorail hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
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Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Serial Experiments Lain is a cautionary, deeply political story about how cool the Sharp X68000 looked, and what would happen if computers kept looking like that.
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I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
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good to hit them on this, but I think it's important that the idea of a deportation process that's "like amazon prime with human beings" is already straight up evil.
SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
good to hit them on this, but I think it's important that the idea of a deportation process that's "like amazon prime with human beings" is already straight up evil.
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Post a banger that isn’t in English.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
Every once in awhile, I think about showing someone the first episode of Westworld and then telling them two of the characters they just met will eventually duel with samurai swords in a yakuza warehouse, but not give them any other information.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Every once in awhile, I think about showing someone the first episode of Westworld and then telling them two of the characters they just met will eventually duel with samurai swords in a yakuza warehouse, but not give them any other information.
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If you were to start telling people “Yeah, I was a bush on Bad Bunny’s halftime show,” who’s gonna be able to confidently say you weren’t
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
If you were to start telling people “Yeah, I was a bush on Bad Bunny’s halftime show,” who’s gonna be able to confidently say you weren’t
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Passionate about art (and its intersections)? Hyperallergic is hiring for several roles on our Editorial and Publishing teams. If you want to work in independent media, we’d love to meet you. buff.ly/kPh13gC
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Passionate about art (and its intersections)? Hyperallergic is hiring for several roles on our Editorial and Publishing teams. If you want to work in independent media, we’d love to meet you. buff.ly/kPh13gC
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I wrote about Jason Myers, who delivered my favorite postgame quote and was perfect in the Super Bowl, and who makes it to the top in the strangest job in sports. defector.com/jason-myers-...
It Feels Great, Dude | Defector
The history of professional football is long enough and strange enough to include a placekicker or two who had “a normal career.” Theoretically. I have found scant evidence of that, but presumably the...
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February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I wrote about Jason Myers, who delivered my favorite postgame quote and was perfect in the Super Bowl, and who makes it to the top in the strangest job in sports. defector.com/jason-myers-...
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yeah, fuck you
NYT coming for weed and coffee today, they really hate you enjoying yourself in any way
NYT coming for weed and coffee today, they really hate you enjoying yourself in any way
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
yeah, fuck you
NYT coming for weed and coffee today, they really hate you enjoying yourself in any way
NYT coming for weed and coffee today, they really hate you enjoying yourself in any way
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun