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Éowyn simp
Running from the law in some capacity or another, usually
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Running from the law in some capacity or another, usually
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some of you are not beating the humorless allegations
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
some of you are not beating the humorless allegations
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Waiting for the email that shows Epstein was somehow personally responsible for that one embarrassing moment we all had in junior high
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Waiting for the email that shows Epstein was somehow personally responsible for that one embarrassing moment we all had in junior high
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When I’m president I’m implementing National Shut The Fuck Up Day, where no one’s allowed to break any news or hold any press conferences or do anything otherwise noteworthy, and everyone shuts the fuck up and we all chill out
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When I’m president I’m implementing National Shut The Fuck Up Day, where no one’s allowed to break any news or hold any press conferences or do anything otherwise noteworthy, and everyone shuts the fuck up and we all chill out
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my great power rival told me corruption purges kept jailing his bureaucrats so I asked how many reforms he has and he said he just goes to the civil service exam results and gets some new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding bureaucrats to purges and then the PLA started crying
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
my great power rival told me corruption purges kept jailing his bureaucrats so I asked how many reforms he has and he said he just goes to the civil service exam results and gets some new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding bureaucrats to purges and then the PLA started crying
I drink my soda warm cause I don't fuck with ICE
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I drink my soda warm cause I don't fuck with ICE
So what's the fascist lie they're going with this time? Seems to me the only things they have are "he had a gun, maybe" or "sucks to suck loser lmaoooooo"
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So what's the fascist lie they're going with this time? Seems to me the only things they have are "he had a gun, maybe" or "sucks to suck loser lmaoooooo"
Inside me there are two wolves
One wants the might of America to be turned against the oppressors for once
The other knows the One Ring answers to Sauron alone
One wants the might of America to be turned against the oppressors for once
The other knows the One Ring answers to Sauron alone
every time someone complains about it, I will simply post the NATO gay flag again
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Inside me there are two wolves
One wants the might of America to be turned against the oppressors for once
The other knows the One Ring answers to Sauron alone
One wants the might of America to be turned against the oppressors for once
The other knows the One Ring answers to Sauron alone
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I really dislike this leftie tendency to use all of the horrible crimes this country has committed as proof that the country is irredeemable, when the people who fought against it often did so *as Americans* because it implies they were a bunch of stupid fucking rubes
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I really dislike this leftie tendency to use all of the horrible crimes this country has committed as proof that the country is irredeemable, when the people who fought against it often did so *as Americans* because it implies they were a bunch of stupid fucking rubes
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Things were calm for her adult lifetime and therefore she is blameless and sacred, whereas Americans are all garbage for not organizing a nationwide armed rebellion in under a year against multiple redundant layers of highly armed stormtrooper agencies. Something she'd surely do, if here.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Things were calm for her adult lifetime and therefore she is blameless and sacred, whereas Americans are all garbage for not organizing a nationwide armed rebellion in under a year against multiple redundant layers of highly armed stormtrooper agencies. Something she'd surely do, if here.
Nonsense, Sancho Donald! Those are clearly giants!
Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Nonsense, Sancho Donald! Those are clearly giants!
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That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That insane bus thread ended up on national news and "live skeeted" is the official term used
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i journeyed far to the west, beyond where mere mortals can walk
there, i happened upon the Western Pure Land, where i met the Amitabha Buddha
and I'm not lying when I tell you: I watched him hit the cleanest griddy that I have ever seen
there, i happened upon the Western Pure Land, where i met the Amitabha Buddha
and I'm not lying when I tell you: I watched him hit the cleanest griddy that I have ever seen
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
i journeyed far to the west, beyond where mere mortals can walk
there, i happened upon the Western Pure Land, where i met the Amitabha Buddha
and I'm not lying when I tell you: I watched him hit the cleanest griddy that I have ever seen
there, i happened upon the Western Pure Land, where i met the Amitabha Buddha
and I'm not lying when I tell you: I watched him hit the cleanest griddy that I have ever seen
Just reminded myself that many people are happily with people they are attracted to and who are attracted to them. Day ruined.
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just reminded myself that many people are happily with people they are attracted to and who are attracted to them. Day ruined.
When the inevitable happens, I propose we call the resulting conflict "the Ice War"
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When the inevitable happens, I propose we call the resulting conflict "the Ice War"
What's the word for the feeling when someone you dislike is also into something you're into?
as his 2022 election competitor Yoon received a death penalty recommendation in court, Lee Jae-myung was playing the drums with Japanese Prime Minister Takaichi, a heavy metal enthusiast, in their summit in Nara
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What's the word for the feeling when someone you dislike is also into something you're into?
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I never knew the Folgers siblings were antizionist
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I never knew the Folgers siblings were antizionist
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL GAMES ARE MADE EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT INDIE GAMES AND AT TRIPLE A STUDIOS YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU COMPARE ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GAME YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANGE OF BUYING. BUT I'M AN INDIE FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL!
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL GAMES ARE MADE EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT INDIE GAMES AND AT TRIPLE A STUDIOS YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU COMPARE ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER GAME YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANGE OF BUYING. BUT I'M AN INDIE FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL!
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More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!
We really need a deep analysis into how all of the newspapers became bigger fans of fascism than many of the fascist. A simple buyout from the wealthy can't explain this because it looks like the papers are bigger fans than the rich overlords, and for longer.
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
We really need a deep analysis into how all of the newspapers became bigger fans of fascism than many of the fascist. A simple buyout from the wealthy can't explain this because it looks like the papers are bigger fans than the rich overlords, and for longer.
The White House is definitely a force of predators in the Western Hemisphere
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The White House is definitely a force of predators in the Western Hemisphere
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every day my desire to get off the apps grows, but i am equally tired of being single
Hinge added this new feature where a little AI bot offers tips for responding to someone’s prompt. Amazing.
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
every day my desire to get off the apps grows, but i am equally tired of being single
Happy new year y'all
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Happy new year y'all
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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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