Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between.
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.
He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
HERO YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS, OR FOOD?
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 PM
HERO YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS, OR FOOD?
When the AI industry falters and fails:
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
When the AI industry falters and fails:
You can't fool me, Maffew. That's just Karl Anderson.
January 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
You can't fool me, Maffew. That's just Karl Anderson.
Okay #BSkySluts, It's almost that time of year again: #Thiccmas is over, but now all the Scottish boys have to prepare for #CrankingThatHogmany
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Okay #BSkySluts, It's almost that time of year again: #Thiccmas is over, but now all the Scottish boys have to prepare for #CrankingThatHogmany
Christmas sucked for me this year. Minutes after finishing my dinner, I got overwhelmed with fever - and I've pretty much spent the last two days in bed, alternating between fever and cold sweats.
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Christmas sucked for me this year. Minutes after finishing my dinner, I got overwhelmed with fever - and I've pretty much spent the last two days in bed, alternating between fever and cold sweats.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
The Out of Office is on, the alarm clock is off, the laptop(s) are completely powered down. So long work, I'll not see you until the 5th of January.
a man wearing a blue hat and black pants is standing in front of a brick house
ALT: a man wearing a blue hat and black pants is standing in front of a brick house
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Out of Office is on, the alarm clock is off, the laptop(s) are completely powered down. So long work, I'll not see you until the 5th of January.
I know the sign says only one person may enter at a time, but, he's my emotional support twink. I don't go anywhere without him.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I know the sign says only one person may enter at a time, but, he's my emotional support twink. I don't go anywhere without him.
Bought an Amaryllis plant from Lidl a few weeks ago, and been carefully caring for it, and it's begun blooming slowly. To the point that last night, it was T-posing on me!
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Bought an Amaryllis plant from Lidl a few weeks ago, and been carefully caring for it, and it's begun blooming slowly. To the point that last night, it was T-posing on me!
I wonder who their artist was, and if they're willing to illustrate the UmaMusume x Tesco Lasagne fic I'm working on.
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wonder who their artist was, and if they're willing to illustrate the UmaMusume x Tesco Lasagne fic I'm working on.
It's that time of year again is it?
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It's that time of year again is it?
Look at him. Thicc assed bitch. Can't even interfere in matches because the refs hear his ass cheeks clapping. He stands on the apron, the ref counts his wagon out.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Look at him. Thicc assed bitch. Can't even interfere in matches because the refs hear his ass cheeks clapping. He stands on the apron, the ref counts his wagon out.
Sorry babe, but I'm a real Gamer™️, so the XCrocs360 stay ON during sex.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sorry babe, but I'm a real Gamer™️, so the XCrocs360 stay ON during sex.
Concept: A wrestler who keeps trying to interfere in matches, but they're so dummy thicc that even the referee can hear the sounds of ass cheeks clapping.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Concept: A wrestler who keeps trying to interfere in matches, but they're so dummy thicc that even the referee can hear the sounds of ass cheeks clapping.
Height check:
Tall enough to put my chin on my short mother.
Short enough to start imperial measurements with a 5.
Tall enough that yes, that extra half inch matters dammit!
Tall enough to put my chin on my short mother.
Short enough to start imperial measurements with a 5.
Tall enough that yes, that extra half inch matters dammit!
Height check:
I feel tall as fuck in my 4inch platforms
I sometimes need my partner to get something from the top of kitchen cupboards
Anytime someone says theyre barely 5ft 2" or something I imagine a pocketsize doll 🤭
I feel tall as fuck in my 4inch platforms
I sometimes need my partner to get something from the top of kitchen cupboards
Anytime someone says theyre barely 5ft 2" or something I imagine a pocketsize doll 🤭
Height check.
I have to ask strangers to reach things for me from the top shelves at the supermarket
I have to ask strangers to reach things for me from the top shelves at the supermarket
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Height check:
Tall enough to put my chin on my short mother.
Short enough to start imperial measurements with a 5.
Tall enough that yes, that extra half inch matters dammit!
Tall enough to put my chin on my short mother.
Short enough to start imperial measurements with a 5.
Tall enough that yes, that extra half inch matters dammit!
On tonight's episode of How It's Made: Plum Chutney
Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social
Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
On tonight's episode of How It's Made: Plum Chutney
Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social
Starring: @genemunny.bsky.social at @northwrestling.bsky.social
Reposted by Simon Nyne
The main stream starts at noon central but I'm about to go online for funsies, come on out and keep me company
AND donate to the kids!
www.extra-life.org/teams/69348
AND donate to the kids!
www.extra-life.org/teams/69348
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The main stream starts at noon central but I'm about to go online for funsies, come on out and keep me company
AND donate to the kids!
www.extra-life.org/teams/69348
AND donate to the kids!
www.extra-life.org/teams/69348
Australia cannot be a real place.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Australia cannot be a real place.
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Advisory to all the #bskysluts out there - #Whoreloween is now over, time to pull down the decorations, and put up the #Thiccmas tree.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Advisory to all the #bskysluts out there - #Whoreloween is now over, time to pull down the decorations, and put up the #Thiccmas tree.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
New T-shirt slogan idea:
"I pegged your father in a dumpster behind Chuck-E-Cheese at 2am", on a pink t-shirt, in cursive, with floral patterns to juxtapose between the style and the statement.
"I pegged your father in a dumpster behind Chuck-E-Cheese at 2am", on a pink t-shirt, in cursive, with floral patterns to juxtapose between the style and the statement.
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New T-shirt slogan idea:
"I pegged your father in a dumpster behind Chuck-E-Cheese at 2am", on a pink t-shirt, in cursive, with floral patterns to juxtapose between the style and the statement.
"I pegged your father in a dumpster behind Chuck-E-Cheese at 2am", on a pink t-shirt, in cursive, with floral patterns to juxtapose between the style and the statement.