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Simon Nyne
@simonnyne.bsky.social
49 followers 61 following 320 posts
Local Idiot. Wrestling & Weebery, but some other stuff in between.

Average post odds:
60.0% chance of bad humour.
32.3% chance of rambling.
15 % chance of gaming.
3.7% chance of horny.
87% of bad maths.

He/Him | Early 40s | Bisexual | MDNI 🔞
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Australia cannot be a real place.
BBC Headline: "Evidence of ancient tree-climbing crocodiles found in Australia"
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Here, your comfort shirt.
T-shirt with a possum, captioned "My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government"
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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#BDSM is out.

#B(DM)SM is in.
A female boot, tied and zipped up - the sole is a platform sole with clear plastic framing. Inside are a significant amount of different type of dice.
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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This #Halloween 🎃 be sure to check your children's candy for dangerous items. I just found an entire copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged in my kid's Mars Bar!
A deceptively horrific Mars Bar, containing a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged. Do not allow your children to consume dangerous treats like this!
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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On the road to Leeds for @northwrestling.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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All I did was call her a good girl...
A flooded busy street at night. At the forefront of the image is an errant pair of white lacy panties.
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Sandwich place near me is selling crisps ideal for @kefinmahon.bsky.social: Fried Egg Flavour Crisps!
A shelf of Fried Egg flavour crisps.
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
simonnyne.bsky.social
New T-shirt slogan idea:
A design of a black t-shirt. A slogan reads I'M THE REASON YOU CALL YOUR EX "WOKE" - all text is block white except for the word 'Woke', whicj is arched in a different font, and purple.
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Went out today, and had Five Guys. Pic unrelated, it's the burger I had.
A Five Guys burger and fries.
September 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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No new pics, where are you mentally?
Blonde anime puppy boy getting headpats. Caption reads "Please praise me for doing the bare minimum"
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
simonnyne.bsky.social
For when you need a wash that is Whiter than White:
A bottle of Pumpkin Spice scented fabric conditioner.
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen... Hambeggel. (A cheeseburger, with a fried egg, on a bagel.)

#food 🍲
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
simonnyne.bsky.social
Why have I never noticed the Phallic Windows of Idyllshire before today?!

#FFXIV #FF14 #FinalFantasy14 #FinalFantasyXIV #ThatsAPenis
Snippet of a screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV - a window pane with inlay that looks vaguely phallic.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I'm not saying that I tend to be dominant when dating trans people. I just happen to be an...
Item hanging on a shop rack. The item is labelled an Egg Topper. This is funny due to the innuendo connotations of the word "Top", and the Internet terminology of "Egg" referring to a pre transition transgender individual.
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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A modified version of the "Our Princess Is In Another Castle" screenshot from the first Mario Brothers game. It says "Thank you Mario! But Jimmy Hoffa is in another castle!"
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Desk arrived at lunch time, and I got it all set up and working again. Feels so much better.
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Currently in the process of revamping my PC corner. This afternoon, I dismantled everything, disassembled the desks, and moved them out of the way. Then I received a rug I purchased to put in that corner, tomorrow a new desk arrives.
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Jim Ross, with the caption "Them thangs thanging. Respectfully speaking." One has to wonder if there is actual respect in his words, but considering the incredible sight of Jamie Lee Curtis' incredible cleavage, that's for the philosophers to decide.
August 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Everything okay, babe? You haven't put on your Joots recently.
A screenshot taken from the Internet's biggest flea market - Temu. It depicts a pair of ankle boots, in a blue denim style, with off-white laces and white soles.
August 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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"Go to Costa Del Sol" they said. "You'll have a fun vacation by the beach" they said.

#FFXIV #FF14 #GPose
A female Au Ra in a red and black lifeguard outfit, sweeping next to a pool.
August 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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In the news of the #WorldsLongestMatch record being set by @mysterywrestling.bsky.social today, let us not forget the people who were lost during the record setting endeavour:
A memorial graphic for a blue bucket. The caption reads "In Loving Memory of Bucket, 2025-2025"
August 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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It's AUGUST. I'm so tired.
August 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I spent countless hours falling to my doom in Leap of Faith, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt...

#FFXIV #FFXIVSky #FF14 #FF14Sky #GPoser
August 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM