Dan Buettner
@capncavedan.bsky.social
Software developer, lefty, progressive, cyclist, some other nouns. He/him.
America has truly
lost the plot
lost the plot
“Chemical weapons are being used widely in the area”
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PICKUP
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PICKUP
This is Minneapolis elementary school pick up:
The alert also recommends: "Bring your whistle & wear your hat. If you have a respirator or goggles bring them in a small backpack. We don't want to show up looking alarming for the kids but chemical weapons are being used widely in the area."
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The alert also recommends: "Bring your whistle & wear your hat. If you have a respirator or goggles bring them in a small backpack. We don't want to show up looking alarming for the kids but chemical weapons are being used widely in the area."
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January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
America has truly
lost the plot
lost the plot
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This is not the language of the government of a free country.
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
This is not the language of the government of a free country.
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Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.
Classic Democratic no-win. All of them voted against the OBAA, which supercharged ICE funding and hiring. But they won't say they'd "abolish ICE" so they'll get yelled at (mostly by people who'll vote for them in the midterms after threatening not to).
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.
USA to the world: “who’s the terrorist state now, motherfuckers?”
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
USA to the world: “who’s the terrorist state now, motherfuckers?”
not getting shot in the face by an agent of the federal government is the final boss kitchen table issue, @schumer.senate.gov
January 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
not getting shot in the face by an agent of the federal government is the final boss kitchen table issue, @schumer.senate.gov
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Clarity, @aoc.bsky.social speaks with clarity
AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.
January 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Clarity, @aoc.bsky.social speaks with clarity
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if any crave redress of injustice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
if any crave redress of injustice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
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Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
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if you ever, at any point, thought marjorie taylor greene was maybe secretly a good person get your instincts checked
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
if you ever, at any point, thought marjorie taylor greene was maybe secretly a good person get your instincts checked
you could knock me over with a feather
UPDATE: The House will have its last votes on Thursday at 2:00 PM, meaning they won't be in on Friday and likely won't be able to have a vote on the health care tax credits.
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
you could knock me over with a feather
Tired:
Free speech absolutists
Wired:
Free speech abolitionists
Free speech absolutists
Wired:
Free speech abolitionists
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tired:
Free speech absolutists
Wired:
Free speech abolitionists
Free speech absolutists
Wired:
Free speech abolitionists
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Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?
Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’
Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’
Attorney General Pam Bondi said the Department of Justice is considering bringing charges after a now-fired Office Depot employee refused to print flyers advertising a vigil for Charlie Kirk.
The post Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?
On average, over 100 people die in car crashes in the USA every single day.
This frustrates me CONSTANTLY. Especially my one friend who used transit exclusively for the 1st 50 years of her life, but since 2021 refuses to do so based on "safety concerns" and drives instead.
I was listening to a story on NPR this morning about the precautions transit riders are taking in the wake of this murder, and yet millions of people engage in the highly risky activity of driving multiple times a day without a second thought.
September 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
On average, over 100 people die in car crashes in the USA every single day.
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.
Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
None of these entitled assholes ever needs to work another day in their lives, so being at this dinner is entirely their choice.
This is embarrassing.
Trump hosted an oligarchs’ dinner at the White House last night. The main course was kissing his ring.
He’s going to take credit for investment plans they already made.
Trump hosted an oligarchs’ dinner at the White House last night. The main course was kissing his ring.
He’s going to take credit for investment plans they already made.
September 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
None of these entitled assholes ever needs to work another day in their lives, so being at this dinner is entirely their choice.