Photoonist
@photoonist.bsky.social
Former ILOF™ Chorus
Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Pinned
Trump’s call for an investigation into Clinton’s relationship with Epstein may be intended to turn the Files into evidence for a current case — and therefore not releasable.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trump’s call for an investigation into Clinton’s relationship with Epstein may be intended to turn the Files into evidence for a current case — and therefore not releasable.
666.
Trump, we got your number.
Trump, we got your number.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
666.
Trump, we got your number.
Trump, we got your number.
Times De-Euphemized:
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Times De-Euphemized:
Times De-euphemisms:
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Times De-euphemisms:
Basic Math:
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Basic Math:
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Presidential immunity + Pardon power = Dictatorship
Why vote for Democrats when you know that they will ALWAYS cave?
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why vote for Democrats when you know that they will ALWAYS cave?
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
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Supreme Court Justices are supposed to be good at elementary logic. Now you can try it, too.
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Supreme Court Justices are supposed to be good at elementary logic. Now you can try it, too.
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
Given:
A pardon is retroactive immunization against accountability for crimes
A President can pardon anyone for a crime
A President is immune from prosecution for crimes
Then:
?
It's true. Revenue is only incidental to Trump's main goal of feeling important by jerking everyone else around.
Trump Team Now Claims Its Trillions in Tariff Revenue Are ‘Incidental’
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's true. Revenue is only incidental to Trump's main goal of feeling important by jerking everyone else around.
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
Headlines you're waiting for :
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Headlines you're waiting for :
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
Does the Blue sweep hurt Dems in 2026?
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
Based on tonight's elections results, what do you think will be Trump's next move?
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Based on tonight's elections results, what do you think will be Trump's next move?
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
a) Declare war against Venezuela
b) Declare war against New York City
c) Declare war against New Jersey
d) All of the Above
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Where does Trump get his "entertainers" now that Epstein is dead?
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"Departure" -> "Breaks Law" and/or "Seizes Power"
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Departure" -> "Breaks Law" and/or "Seizes Power"
De-euphemized:
Trump starves people to get his way
Trump starves people to get his way
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
De-euphemized:
Trump starves people to get his way
Trump starves people to get his way
Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
John Robert’s grant of Presidential Immunity to Trump exempted the entire executive branch from following the law. Trump can now order his subordinates to carry out any illegal actions, including threats to life and limb, under the protection of his pardoning power.
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
John Robert’s grant of Presidential Immunity to Trump exempted the entire executive branch from following the law. Trump can now order his subordinates to carry out any illegal actions, including threats to life and limb, under the protection of his pardoning power.
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Money Holes
When money is rewarded with power, power is rewarded with money. That physics inevitably forms dense singularities of wealth that puncture the fabric of social-economic space.
Look carefully to find an oligarch at the center of these black holes of money.
When money is rewarded with power, power is rewarded with money. That physics inevitably forms dense singularities of wealth that puncture the fabric of social-economic space.
Look carefully to find an oligarch at the center of these black holes of money.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Money Holes
When money is rewarded with power, power is rewarded with money. That physics inevitably forms dense singularities of wealth that puncture the fabric of social-economic space.
Look carefully to find an oligarch at the center of these black holes of money.
When money is rewarded with power, power is rewarded with money. That physics inevitably forms dense singularities of wealth that puncture the fabric of social-economic space.
Look carefully to find an oligarch at the center of these black holes of money.
#JetTaxBreak #HealthcarePowered
Just one tax break in the "Big Beautiful Bill" gives the ultrarich more than a third of a Trillion Dollars when they buy themselves private jets.
That alone is enough to cover all healthcare subsidies that the Bill took away.
Just one tax break in the "Big Beautiful Bill" gives the ultrarich more than a third of a Trillion Dollars when they buy themselves private jets.
That alone is enough to cover all healthcare subsidies that the Bill took away.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#JetTaxBreak #HealthcarePowered
Just one tax break in the "Big Beautiful Bill" gives the ultrarich more than a third of a Trillion Dollars when they buy themselves private jets.
That alone is enough to cover all healthcare subsidies that the Bill took away.
Just one tax break in the "Big Beautiful Bill" gives the ultrarich more than a third of a Trillion Dollars when they buy themselves private jets.
That alone is enough to cover all healthcare subsidies that the Bill took away.
How to Make Money the Trump Way
STEPS
Trump collects $230 M from donors
Trump pays $230 to defense lawyers
Trump collects $230 M from government
RESULTS
Donors: -$230 M
Taxpayers: -$230 M
Defense Lawyers: +$230 M
Trump: +$230 M
Epstein files still hidden
STEPS
Trump collects $230 M from donors
Trump pays $230 to defense lawyers
Trump collects $230 M from government
RESULTS
Donors: -$230 M
Taxpayers: -$230 M
Defense Lawyers: +$230 M
Trump: +$230 M
Epstein files still hidden
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How to Make Money the Trump Way
STEPS
Trump collects $230 M from donors
Trump pays $230 to defense lawyers
Trump collects $230 M from government
RESULTS
Donors: -$230 M
Taxpayers: -$230 M
Defense Lawyers: +$230 M
Trump: +$230 M
Epstein files still hidden
STEPS
Trump collects $230 M from donors
Trump pays $230 to defense lawyers
Trump collects $230 M from government
RESULTS
Donors: -$230 M
Taxpayers: -$230 M
Defense Lawyers: +$230 M
Trump: +$230 M
Epstein files still hidden
