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Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Translator of all major dialects of Newspeak, including Timespeak, Bezospeak, Zuckerbergian, and Kirkish.
On the way to goal of 100M, no make that 100B, followers.
Trump pardons convicted drug trafficker. Says his sentence was ”too harsh,” while blowing unidentified people out of the water isn’t.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump pardons convicted drug trafficker. Says his sentence was ”too harsh,” while blowing unidentified people out of the water isn’t.
Hegseth channels his Master:
“Kill them. Kill them all!”
“Kill them. Kill them all!”
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hegseth channels his Master:
“Kill them. Kill them all!”
“Kill them. Kill them all!”
Times Autocorrect
Trump said "Permanently Pause," Not "Pause"
This is another example of the dishonesty of NYT headlines.
Trump said "Permanently Pause," Not "Pause"
This is another example of the dishonesty of NYT headlines.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Times Autocorrect
Trump said "Permanently Pause," Not "Pause"
This is another example of the dishonesty of NYT headlines.
Trump said "Permanently Pause," Not "Pause"
This is another example of the dishonesty of NYT headlines.
Trump’s Next Project
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump’s Next Project
Clearly plagiarized from “The Caine Mutiny” where Bogart rants about the “geometric logic” he used to identify who stole the strawberry ice cream.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Clearly plagiarized from “The Caine Mutiny” where Bogart rants about the “geometric logic” he used to identify who stole the strawberry ice cream.
David Sacks, hearty libertarian, cried for a government bailout of Silicon Valley Bank to protect his portfolio of companies that banked there.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
David Sacks, hearty libertarian, cried for a government bailout of Silicon Valley Bank to protect his portfolio of companies that banked there.
Trump commits the same “seditious” act as Senator Kelly.
What penalty will he impose on himself?
What penalty will he impose on himself?
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Trump commits the same “seditious” act as Senator Kelly.
What penalty will he impose on himself?
What penalty will he impose on himself?
Is this bad? It sound bad?
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is this bad? It sound bad?
Place setting at Trump’s State Dinner for MBS
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Place setting at Trump’s State Dinner for MBS
NY Times corrected:
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NY Times corrected:
Next on the agenda: Privately financed penal colony on the Moon.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Next on the agenda: Privately financed penal colony on the Moon.
Actually, just a Parallel Universe.
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Actually, just a Parallel Universe.
Times De-Euphemized:
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Times De-Euphemized:
Times De-euphemisms:
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Times De-euphemisms:
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who knew healthcare was so simple!
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
NYTimes De-Euphemizer:
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
We see Mamdani as a wolf who was wearing sheep’s clothing.
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Portrait of an Election"
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
3'x3' Digital on Paper
2025
De-euphemized:
Trump starves people to get his way
Trump starves people to get his way
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
De-euphemized:
Trump starves people to get his way
Trump starves people to get his way
Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Border Marshall Gregory Bovino
