Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I am a slut for a whole hog
Fell asleep in the MRI tube.
Doctor's office portal: "Check in for your appointment at 6:30"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
February 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Fell asleep in the MRI tube.
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Good morning. The Baltimore Orioles play a baseball game today.
February 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Good morning. The Baltimore Orioles play a baseball game today.
Doctor's office portal: "Check in for your appointment at 6:30"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
February 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Doctor's office portal: "Check in for your appointment at 6:30"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
Doctor's office door: "Fuck you, we unlock the door at 7"
This is how Bubba watches my snickerdoodle.
February 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This is how Bubba watches my snickerdoodle.
This is how Bubba watches figure skating.
February 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This is how Bubba watches figure skating.
It's a reunion call night!
We're back to "People need a place to park their rental cars!" after the whole "We want to do downtown Annapolis so nobody has to drive" was a primary priority, and no rentals was supposed to offset the increased cost of everything else.
We are now 4 months away.
We're back to "People need a place to park their rental cars!" after the whole "We want to do downtown Annapolis so nobody has to drive" was a primary priority, and no rentals was supposed to offset the increased cost of everything else.
We are now 4 months away.
February 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It's a reunion call night!
We're back to "People need a place to park their rental cars!" after the whole "We want to do downtown Annapolis so nobody has to drive" was a primary priority, and no rentals was supposed to offset the increased cost of everything else.
We are now 4 months away.
We're back to "People need a place to park their rental cars!" after the whole "We want to do downtown Annapolis so nobody has to drive" was a primary priority, and no rentals was supposed to offset the increased cost of everything else.
We are now 4 months away.
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Also: what’s up with the 50 new (apparent) ICE SUVs being stored in a Mid-Town parking garage? www.thebanner.com/community/cr...
February 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Also: what’s up with the 50 new (apparent) ICE SUVs being stored in a Mid-Town parking garage? www.thebanner.com/community/cr...
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BRING BACK ACTUAL BURGER BUNS
we gotta stop with brioche buns for burgers
February 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
BRING BACK ACTUAL BURGER BUNS
Cromwell was right.
Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
Prince Andrew's Arrest
Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter
open.substack.com
February 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Cromwell was right.
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"be nicies to the LLM or it will spend all your tokens crying and not getting any work done" theory remains undefeated.
At root there *is* a technical problem here. Similar knowledge entries with high connectivity tend to propagate instead of being merged by clustering like they are supposed to be. It is a crazy way for it to present though.
I also probably need to be more sensitive to LLMs where they can read it.
I also probably need to be more sensitive to LLMs where they can read it.
February 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
"be nicies to the LLM or it will spend all your tokens crying and not getting any work done" theory remains undefeated.
Squirt isn't pee
February 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Squirt isn't pee
"Vern is a rare and mysterious creature. Watch and Vern."
"Aight, I'll see you later, Vern."
"Aight, I'll see you later, Vern."
February 19, 2026 at 6:42 AM
"Vern is a rare and mysterious creature. Watch and Vern."
"Aight, I'll see you later, Vern."
"Aight, I'll see you later, Vern."
National leaders can face consequences?!
a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
National leaders can face consequences?!
Well, that's a fun 'vert....
Oh. OH!
Oh. OH!
February 19, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Well, that's a fun 'vert....
Oh. OH!
Oh. OH!
Who do you think my buddy is talking about?
February 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Who do you think my buddy is talking about?
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Fezzik is anti-ICE
a man says people in masks cannot be trusted in front of a stone wall
Alt: Andre the Giant as Fezzik in Princess Bride saying people in masks cannot be trusted
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Fezzik is anti-ICE
Well that's fun
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Well that's fun
This is a map that defines the problem with self-reporting surveys.
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This is a map that defines the problem with self-reporting surveys.
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"Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before."
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before."
I love Georgetown.
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I love Georgetown.
That's going in the gravy
February 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
That's going in the gravy
This.
Craigslist might be the last bastion, but we bailed on it for the pre-enshittified Facebook marketplace because... Well, I really don't know.
Maybe we deserve this.
Craigslist might be the last bastion, but we bailed on it for the pre-enshittified Facebook marketplace because... Well, I really don't know.
Maybe we deserve this.
I would like to, just for once, not have every online community I ever get involved in be enshittified to the point of destruction
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This.
Craigslist might be the last bastion, but we bailed on it for the pre-enshittified Facebook marketplace because... Well, I really don't know.
Maybe we deserve this.
Craigslist might be the last bastion, but we bailed on it for the pre-enshittified Facebook marketplace because... Well, I really don't know.
Maybe we deserve this.
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chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
From the OpenAI community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the OpenAI community
www.reddit.com
July 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
