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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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I am a slut for a whole hog
This.

Craigslist might be the last bastion, but we bailed on it for the pre-enshittified Facebook marketplace because... Well, I really don't know.

Maybe we deserve this.
I would like to, just for once, not have every online community I ever get involved in be enshittified to the point of destruction
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...

Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
From the OpenAI community on Reddit
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July 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Bourbon Street Gravy" will haunt me.
the song is a bop, but the video makes you so uncomfortable
February 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Plated.
February 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Dopo.
February 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Ragu napoletano, besciamela, parmigiano reggiano.

Prima.
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
My confidence is inspired now that the office where I'm supposed to get an MRI this week has asked for my insurance and referral three separate times.
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's super fun to have to spontaneously run a training meeting I wasn't even supposed to attend, all because the two muppets who were supposed to run things both showed up late.
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I love getting hauled into work 3 hours early so a tech can unfuck our (unnecessarily comically complicated) network.

Just for the tech to no-show.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Confirmed.
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Confirmed.
My local Dunkin when I was a kid looked like this one. Few people know this but I'm the woman in the third photo.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So when is her podcast with Ami debuting?
“Young man, blink once if you need help”
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Whole lot of paths to a win and a half.
some 1.5 war guys from last year
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Release the magic smoke.

It yearns to be free.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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All Spurs managers are "interim"
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I extremely do not want to go to work in the morning.
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Instagram is baiting me again.

I just saw a "gumbo" recipe, where the cook added roux into soup, after boiling shrimp and andouille in it.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They made a movie out of the lizard meme!
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
For those of you who remember this:

We brought some home. I just tried to use a box. It was full of insect larva.

I'm super excited to think about what we've been eating for years at MiL's house.
MiL cabinet cleanout.

She might have enough pasta.
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Definitely a 1 of 1 car, and it clearly comes with a brand new pair of jorts.
See this 29k-mile 1987 Chevrolet Corvette coupe listed now with no reserve on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1987-chevrolet-corvette-coupe-37/
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
...and then he called out today by texting a peer.
When you're the lowest performing member of your team, it's certainly a choice to call HR about your boss, claiming favoritism.

I need to work with adults again. Desperately.
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM