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Wiggles
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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
Pinned
I am a slut for a whole hog
Confirmed.
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Confirmed.
My local Dunkin when I was a kid looked like this one. Few people know this but I'm the woman in the third photo.
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So when is her podcast with Ami debuting?
“Young man, blink once if you need help”
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Whole lot of paths to a win and a half.
some 1.5 war guys from last year
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Release the magic smoke.

It yearns to be free.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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All Spurs managers are "interim"
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I extremely do not want to go to work in the morning.
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Instagram is baiting me again.

I just saw a "gumbo" recipe, where the cook added roux into soup, after boiling shrimp and andouille in it.
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They made a movie out of the lizard meme!
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
For those of you who remember this:

We brought some home. I just tried to use a box. It was full of insect larva.

I'm super excited to think about what we've been eating for years at MiL's house.
MiL cabinet cleanout.

She might have enough pasta.
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Definitely a 1 of 1 car, and it clearly comes with a brand new pair of jorts.
See this 29k-mile 1987 Chevrolet Corvette coupe listed now with no reserve on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1987-chevrolet-corvette-coupe-37/
February 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
...and then he called out today by texting a peer.
When you're the lowest performing member of your team, it's certainly a choice to call HR about your boss, claiming favoritism.

I need to work with adults again. Desperately.
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
WE HAVE A FULLY FUNCTIONAL KB WITH EXCELLENT SEARCH FUNCTIONS

WHY DO WE NEED TO FEED IT INTO AN LLM FRONT END
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This car is going to go for approximately one billion dollars, then go backwards into a tree roughly 60 seconds later.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Today's Uber is a 2 year old model 3. This fucker creaks and squeaks more than my 20 year old convertible.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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Oh come the fuck on
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This certainly isn't what we were hoping for, but it's so much stronger than last year.
Orioles rotation picture:

1. RHP Kyle Bradish
2. LHP Trevor Rogers
3. RHP Shane Baz
4. RHP Chris Bassitt
5. RHP Zach Eflin or RHP Dean Kremer

Others in camp include: RHP Tyler Wells, LHP Cade Povich, RHP Brandon Young, RHP Albert Suárez
Orioles are signing RHP Chris Bassitt to a one-year deal worth $18.5 million, according to a source. ESPN's Jeff Passan was on it first.

The O's get rotation depth in the form of the soon-to-be 37-year-old, who has played 11 MLB seasons.
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
When you're the lowest performing member of your team, it's certainly a choice to call HR about your boss, claiming favoritism.

I need to work with adults again. Desperately.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That good good.
what even is Japanese smoking lol
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Wait.

Party balloons?!
Well.

That was weird.
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Holy shit
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Well.

That was weird.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This would be sexy on my living room wall.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM