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Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
Pinned
I am a slut for a whole hog
WHAT THE HELL MAN?
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We just received feedback from the training team.

They felt the need to send that feedback up two levels of management, then back down, instead of directly to us.

The feedback?

Our team is supposed to be more proactive during these trainings. Except me. I'm supposed to ask fewer questions.
It's a bad sign when every training session makes you even less confident that anyone in your org has a clue what they're doing, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tim Tebow has 2.2 million LinkedIn followers.

WHY?!
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This dog has slept all day. Why does he look like he just got home from the war?
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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🎶Sandwich guy
Sandwich guy
Sandwich guy hates ICE guy
They have a fight
Sandwich guy wins
Sandwich guy🎶
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Really wish tech companies would stop trying to cram Gen AI down my throat. I do not want summaries of PDFs. I do not want help writing an email. Copilot can go to hell. I am never talking to Gemini.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
The holidays make me think of the Bang & Olufsen 4500 System from the movie Christmas Vacation
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Did they just miss the open of Casino Royale? New Bonds are easy.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This still makes him better at interacting with women than a certain previous Steelers quarterback.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's a bad sign when every training session makes you even less confident that anyone in your org has a clue what they're doing, right?
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not everything is terrible
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DECLINED to revisit its landmark ruling legalizing gay marriage in the United States.

For years, Democrats have fought to make marriage equality the law of the land. Today, the Supreme Court reaffirmed our vision of progress for all Americans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We're an hour into a presentation about our parent company's healthcare plans.

The contract we're on only has access to one of them. What are we even doing here?
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ok, everybody. Hide your animals and crayons, and if you hear "yut", run.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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for your christmas party enjoyment: foodisstupid.substack.com/p/shrimp-coc...
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
Major concession from Democrats here is enhanced ACA funds aren’t extended. Preserving them was Dems’ central demand in this fight. They secured a promise of a vote (which Thune has been offering for weeks), but that could still fail. Even if it passes, Johnson has made no promise of a House vote.
Tentative Senate deal to end shutdown, multiple sources tell me & @frankthorp.bsky.social:

—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.

If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Senate Democrats are meeting behind closed doors to discuss the emerging deal. “Stay tuned,” Schumer tells us with a grin.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM