Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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They're reading his obituary man it's over
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
They're reading his obituary man it's over
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That man has a(n estranged) family
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
That man has a(n estranged) family
Down two scores with under ten minutes left, better punt from plus territory!
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Down two scores with under ten minutes left, better punt from plus territory!
Nothing more frustrating than a good QB playing badly
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Nothing more frustrating than a good QB playing badly
Seeing PNC Park with the lights on during MNF b-roll has me so excited
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Seeing PNC Park with the lights on during MNF b-roll has me so excited
Texans 22-14 Steelers
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Texans 22-14 Steelers
Orioles SILENCE OF THE LAMBS bobblehead give it to me now
I think baseball teams should keep doing goofy bobbleheads. City mentioned in a song or movie once. Bobblehead. A historical figure was born there. Bobblehead. Big movie franchise exists. Player gets a pet. Player eats a popular baseball food. That's right. Bobblehead. Bobblehead. Bobblehead.
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Orioles SILENCE OF THE LAMBS bobblehead give it to me now
Do you want to know the terrifying truth about defensive metrics... OR DO YOU WANNA SEE GUNNAR HENDERSON SOCK SOME DINGERS!?
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Working on OAA-based defense projections...here are my top projected defensive SS for 2026. How's it lookin'
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Do you want to know the terrifying truth about defensive metrics... OR DO YOU WANNA SEE GUNNAR HENDERSON SOCK SOME DINGERS!?
Are "Party At The Yard Fridays" replacing the early gates and happy hours for Saturday games?
As part of the Orioles’ announcement for tickets going on sale Wednesday, they announced additional promotions.
-Tupac bobblehead on May 8 vs. A’s
-Pete Alonso bobblehead on Aug. 22 vs. Rays
-Fireworks nights on April 10 and May 29
-Party at the Yard Fridays
-Family Sundays
-Tupac bobblehead on May 8 vs. A’s
-Pete Alonso bobblehead on Aug. 22 vs. Rays
-Fireworks nights on April 10 and May 29
-Party at the Yard Fridays
-Family Sundays
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Are "Party At The Yard Fridays" replacing the early gates and happy hours for Saturday games?
Oh man that Old Bay Hawaiian shirt is gonna do numbers
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Oh man that Old Bay Hawaiian shirt is gonna do numbers
I hate the Chat GPT ads that scroll text like film credits. Like they're riffing on the fact that they steal work from people in creative industries without acknowledgement.
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I hate the Chat GPT ads that scroll text like film credits. Like they're riffing on the fact that they steal work from people in creative industries without acknowledgement.
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT UPRIGHT
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT UPRIGHT
Tush Pull by the Jags defense to preserve the clock
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Tush Pull by the Jags defense to preserve the clock
Oh that's gotta hurt, at least half as much as I hope it does
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Oh that's gotta hurt, at least half as much as I hope it does
The Jags have the worst color scheme in football and that limits the ceiling for even their best uniforms. It's an uphill battle. However, the Mark Brunnel uniform is good. Wear that and only that.
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Jags have the worst color scheme in football and that limits the ceiling for even their best uniforms. It's an uphill battle. However, the Mark Brunnel uniform is good. Wear that and only that.
Bills 27-33 Jaguars
49ers 20-27 Eagles
Chargers 23-30 Patriots
49ers 20-27 Eagles
Chargers 23-30 Patriots
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Bills 27-33 Jaguars
49ers 20-27 Eagles
Chargers 23-30 Patriots
49ers 20-27 Eagles
Chargers 23-30 Patriots
I don't believe this game man
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I don't believe this game man
The DJ Moore Experience™️
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
The DJ Moore Experience™️
This may be a real turning point for his career
With Dansby Swanson firmly entrenched at short through 2029 and Bregman now signed to play third through 2031…..I wonder what this means for Matt Shaw.
The Cubs have signed Alex Bregman, per Jeff Passan.
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This may be a real turning point for his career
Bears are on a 7-0 run since the Bregman deal
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Bears are on a 7-0 run since the Bregman deal
This game is unwashed ass
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This game is unwashed ass