Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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BREAKING: The Dolphins have fired head coach Mike McDaniel, per source.
McDaniel finishes with a 35-35 record in four seasons, including two playoff losses.
McDaniel finishes with a 35-35 record in four seasons, including two playoff losses.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.
Jhonkensy Noel was a psyop to make everyone remember that it was Grayson Rodriguez who served up his debut atomic bomb and we shouldn't regret trading him to the Angels
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Jhonkensy Noel was a psyop to make everyone remember that it was Grayson Rodriguez who served up his debut atomic bomb and we shouldn't regret trading him to the Angels
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This is the ICE/CBP agent responsible for mudering a woman in cold blood.
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This is the ICE/CBP agent responsible for mudering a woman in cold blood.
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
Source: @pabloreports.bsky.social
"the investigation of Grima Wormtongue for crimes against the Rohirrim has been turned over to Saruman the White."
MPD said they turned the investigation over to the FBI. Why in the sam fuck would you do that?
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"the investigation of Grima Wormtongue for crimes against the Rohirrim has been turned over to Saruman the White."
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
Murderous fucking scum.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Murderous fucking scum.
Oh he has trouble with the snap!
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Oh he has trouble with the snap!
What my son's bedtime stories taught me about B2B sales
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
What my son's bedtime stories taught me about B2B sales
Keegan Akin wipes up food spills with the good kitchen hand towels. #KeeganAkinFacts
You know what we should do? Re-sign Danny Coulombe and get rid of Keegan Akin
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Keegan Akin wipes up food spills with the good kitchen hand towels. #KeeganAkinFacts
(I am pro giving the tall festive baseball man a second chance it's just a very funny roster move to make right now)
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
(I am pro giving the tall festive baseball man a second chance it's just a very funny roster move to make right now)
Glad to see we're continuing to address our areas of greatest need, first base and corner outfield.
The Orioles announce they've claimed right fielder/first baseman Jhonkensy Noel off waivers, and they've DFA'd reliever George Soriano to make room on the 40-man.
Noel, coming from the Guardians, played for Craig Albernaz. He struggled in 69 games last year, hitting .162
Noel, coming from the Guardians, played for Craig Albernaz. He struggled in 69 games last year, hitting .162
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Glad to see we're continuing to address our areas of greatest need, first base and corner outfield.
Dan Quinn is gonna be all over him for the DC job here next year. Really hope he finds a better spot somewhere else.
Ex-Falcons coach Raheem Morris is expected to interview with teams about their head coaching vacancies, per source.
I’m told that Morris is in the mix for defensive coordinator opportunities as well.
I’m told that Morris is in the mix for defensive coordinator opportunities as well.
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Dan Quinn is gonna be all over him for the DC job here next year. Really hope he finds a better spot somewhere else.
Forgot to post my bingo grid. Better things aren't possible, etc etc
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Forgot to post my bingo grid. Better things aren't possible, etc etc
Framber Valdez. Ranger Suarez. Somebody's wearing Orange tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Framber Valdez. Ranger Suarez. Somebody's wearing Orange tomorrow.
Washington Commanders legend Chris Horton
Had mfs spending real money on #48 jerseys after a three-turnover game against the Saints during a 4-12 season. Nobody has been in the mud like us.
Had mfs spending real money on #48 jerseys after a three-turnover game against the Saints during a 4-12 season. Nobody has been in the mud like us.
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Washington Commanders legend Chris Horton
Had mfs spending real money on #48 jerseys after a three-turnover game against the Saints during a 4-12 season. Nobody has been in the mud like us.
Had mfs spending real money on #48 jerseys after a three-turnover game against the Saints during a 4-12 season. Nobody has been in the mud like us.
Overtime averted, bless you Chris Boswell
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Overtime averted, bless you Chris Boswell
Very smart of the Steelers defense to make the zero timeouts thing not matter as much
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Very smart of the Steelers defense to make the zero timeouts thing not matter as much
But he stays up too wate pwaying video games 😭😭😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
But he stays up too wate pwaying video games 😭😭😭😭
Godspeed to my Ravens mutuals tonight. The hopes of the nation are with you. Aaron Rodgers cannot–must not–shall not prevail.
January 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Godspeed to my Ravens mutuals tonight. The hopes of the nation are with you. Aaron Rodgers cannot–must not–shall not prevail.