Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
What's the worst that could happen?
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What's the worst that could happen?
Counterpoint:
Bill yes
Bill yes
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Counterpoint:
Bill yes
Bill yes
Friend.
We're already in hell.
We're already in hell.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Friend.
We're already in hell.
We're already in hell.
I'm amused by your attempts to use limiting language
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm amused by your attempts to use limiting language
The reference version of AC, as far as I'm concerned.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The reference version of AC, as far as I'm concerned.
It's Moser, there's no need. She'll screenshot of shame herself every time.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's Moser, there's no need. She'll screenshot of shame herself every time.
Joined 11/24. Don't bother.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Joined 11/24. Don't bother.
"all dogs are cops are bastards"
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"all dogs are cops are bastards"
I only believe the second part.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I only believe the second part.
Since when do you smoke?
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Since when do you smoke?
That poor bastard.
Artificially thinned hair and McDonald's gavage hourly... Woof.
Artificially thinned hair and McDonald's gavage hourly... Woof.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That poor bastard.
Artificially thinned hair and McDonald's gavage hourly... Woof.
Artificially thinned hair and McDonald's gavage hourly... Woof.
"He comes across as trying to lead the team"
I mean, I am their manager, but, uh, okay.
I mean, I am their manager, but, uh, okay.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"He comes across as trying to lead the team"
I mean, I am their manager, but, uh, okay.
I mean, I am their manager, but, uh, okay.
I could sell the shit out of some jet skis.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I could sell the shit out of some jet skis.
If I have to convert just to get a better job, I am not going to do well in the future labor market.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If I have to convert just to get a better job, I am not going to do well in the future labor market.
It's LINKEDIN! I don't want an oft-concussed bad quarterback (and worse outfielder) to give me takes on how to write a resume.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's LINKEDIN! I don't want an oft-concussed bad quarterback (and worse outfielder) to give me takes on how to write a resume.
I initially read that as exclamatory. Then explanatory. Now, both.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I initially read that as exclamatory. Then explanatory. Now, both.
386 Ks in 320IP ain't boring, and I don't care about her.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
386 Ks in 320IP ain't boring, and I don't care about her.
Time to steal a fire truck
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Time to steal a fire truck