Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I am a slut for a whole hog
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Someone hacked his lawyer's office and published their internal memos a few years ago. They obviously should not be admissible in court, but they should change your personal opinion of him. He told his lawyers he did what he was accused of.
A woman reported that Ronaldo assaulted her in Vegas in 2009. "In recent months, Ronaldo has also been part of diplomatic efforts to woo the U.S. President Donald Trump."
The United States Soccer Federation and the Portuguese Football Federation will soon confirm a match between their men’s teams to take place in Atlanta in March 2026.
The match could end an almost 12-year absence for Cristiano Ronaldo from playing football in the U.S.
@adamcrafton.bsky.social
The match could end an almost 12-year absence for Cristiano Ronaldo from playing football in the U.S.
@adamcrafton.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Someone hacked his lawyer's office and published their internal memos a few years ago. They obviously should not be admissible in court, but they should change your personal opinion of him. He told his lawyers he did what he was accused of.
Ope. We just found a 12 slide section that's just... wrong?
"We do this, here's how to sell it!" Except we don't, and never have. Very weird.
"We do this, here's how to sell it!" Except we don't, and never have. Very weird.
Nothing like a video call all-day cameras-on training, where one of the presenters is quite obviously reading the slides for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ope. We just found a 12 slide section that's just... wrong?
"We do this, here's how to sell it!" Except we don't, and never have. Very weird.
"We do this, here's how to sell it!" Except we don't, and never have. Very weird.
Don't mind me just trolling away on LinkedIn while this never-ending call goes on...
Nothing like a video call all-day cameras-on training, where one of the presenters is quite obviously reading the slides for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Don't mind me just trolling away on LinkedIn while this never-ending call goes on...
Serious downside to going to see a band the kids are into:
10pm set time.
10pm set time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Serious downside to going to see a band the kids are into:
10pm set time.
10pm set time.
Nothing like a video call all-day cameras-on training, where one of the presenters is quite obviously reading the slides for the first time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Nothing like a video call all-day cameras-on training, where one of the presenters is quite obviously reading the slides for the first time.
There is absolutely nothing irrational about being mad at this.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There is absolutely nothing irrational about being mad at this.
Spaghetti alla Bolognese. Arugula salad with sun dried tomato, roasted red pepper, parm-reg, and white wine vinaigrette.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Spaghetti alla Bolognese. Arugula salad with sun dried tomato, roasted red pepper, parm-reg, and white wine vinaigrette.
Watching the Ravens struggle to beat a Shadeur-led Browns, while the Steelers dominate, makes me so annoyed about the Steelers signing toxicity personified at quarterback, and forcing me to become a football free agent
Go, uh...
Who isn't shitty in the NFL?
Go, uh...
Who isn't shitty in the NFL?
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching the Ravens struggle to beat a Shadeur-led Browns, while the Steelers dominate, makes me so annoyed about the Steelers signing toxicity personified at quarterback, and forcing me to become a football free agent
Go, uh...
Who isn't shitty in the NFL?
Go, uh...
Who isn't shitty in the NFL?
I don't think Deion is enjoying this game.
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don't think Deion is enjoying this game.
Oh my god, Sanders just ran out of bounds with nobody in front of him on 3rd down.
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh my god, Sanders just ran out of bounds with nobody in front of him on 3rd down.
In further adventures from the secret wine stash we forgot about, I present a 2010 Williamsburg Winery Trianon Cab Franc.
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In further adventures from the secret wine stash we forgot about, I present a 2010 Williamsburg Winery Trianon Cab Franc.
The morning after, and my most strongly held takeaway from The Running Man is that Alpine should sell the A290 in the US.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The morning after, and my most strongly held takeaway from The Running Man is that Alpine should sell the A290 in the US.
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Todd Snider obituary (NYT gift article). Effortlessly poetic, funny, witty, complicated, sometimes troubled. A human who bared his humanity.
Todd Snider, Folk Singer With a Wry Wit, Dies at 59
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Todd Snider obituary (NYT gift article). Effortlessly poetic, funny, witty, complicated, sometimes troubled. A human who bared his humanity.
My buddy just got grabbed for a "HOW DID YOU LIKE THE MOVIE" stand-up as we walked out of Running Man.
They have made a terrible mistake.
They have made a terrible mistake.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My buddy just got grabbed for a "HOW DID YOU LIKE THE MOVIE" stand-up as we walked out of Running Man.
They have made a terrible mistake.
They have made a terrible mistake.
Heartbreaking
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Heartbreaking
These are the children of second world war veterans. Something tells me they won't be satisfied with just flying drones.
"Papa killed Russians in the snow, now it's my turn."
"Papa killed Russians in the snow, now it's my turn."
Meanwhile, if Finland raises the age limit for reservists to 65, the total reserve will cross 1 million.
Yes it would be a lot of older guys but they can learn to fly a drone 🙃
yle.fi/a/74-20161729
Yes it would be a lot of older guys but they can learn to fly a drone 🙃
yle.fi/a/74-20161729
Army fatigues until 65? Finland wants to extend reservist age limit
This change would particularly impact the rank-and-file who now age out of the reserves at 50.
yle.fi
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
These are the children of second world war veterans. Something tells me they won't be satisfied with just flying drones.
"Papa killed Russians in the snow, now it's my turn."
"Papa killed Russians in the snow, now it's my turn."
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Blue sky dot app
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Blue sky dot app
Why is Tony Hawk trying to sell me turmeric?
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why is Tony Hawk trying to sell me turmeric?
Noodles with pork in spicy sambal and peanut sauce.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Noodles with pork in spicy sambal and peanut sauce.
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the f-350 of ass-wiping
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the f-350 of ass-wiping
All of them. Like, literally all.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
All of them. Like, literally all.
I had a Twitter mutual ask my father in law if he knew where "The Wiggleses" were.
It's gonna be a long time before he forgets that.
It's gonna be a long time before he forgets that.
Missing a chance to say hello to a mutual in real life because hey I’m Queso from BlueSky is awkward in an elementary school.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I had a Twitter mutual ask my father in law if he knew where "The Wiggleses" were.
It's gonna be a long time before he forgets that.
It's gonna be a long time before he forgets that.
WHAT THE HELL MAN?
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
WHAT THE HELL MAN?
We just received feedback from the training team.
They felt the need to send that feedback up two levels of management, then back down, instead of directly to us.
The feedback?
Our team is supposed to be more proactive during these trainings. Except me. I'm supposed to ask fewer questions.
They felt the need to send that feedback up two levels of management, then back down, instead of directly to us.
The feedback?
Our team is supposed to be more proactive during these trainings. Except me. I'm supposed to ask fewer questions.
It's a bad sign when every training session makes you even less confident that anyone in your org has a clue what they're doing, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We just received feedback from the training team.
They felt the need to send that feedback up two levels of management, then back down, instead of directly to us.
The feedback?
Our team is supposed to be more proactive during these trainings. Except me. I'm supposed to ask fewer questions.
They felt the need to send that feedback up two levels of management, then back down, instead of directly to us.
The feedback?
Our team is supposed to be more proactive during these trainings. Except me. I'm supposed to ask fewer questions.