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lifelong arsenal stan (derogatory) and clare wheatley anti. portland thorns enjoyer/sufferer. theodore the cat’s live-in servant.
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on the 4th day of xmas, clare wheatley gave to me; a world-class baller being shoved at CDM like a square peg in a round hole, a rotation of young talent wasting away on the bench, an incompetent board of ppl who only care about commercial prospects, and a locker room that reeks of complacencyyy🎶
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
on the 4th day of xmas, clare wheatley gave to me; a world-class baller being shoved at CDM like a square peg in a round hole, a rotation of young talent wasting away on the bench, an incompetent board of ppl who only care about commercial prospects, and a locker room that reeks of complacencyyy🎶
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
OKAY i have had some time to calm down + have decided that we are so back so long as the following happens:
1) we clone win the dog multiple times
2) we sack weetabix + replace her with a win the dog clone
3) we field win the dog clones for the starting XI
4) all of our subs are win the dog clones
1) we clone win the dog multiple times
2) we sack weetabix + replace her with a win the dog clone
3) we field win the dog clones for the starting XI
4) all of our subs are win the dog clones
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
OKAY i have had some time to calm down + have decided that we are so back so long as the following happens:
1) we clone win the dog multiple times
2) we sack weetabix + replace her with a win the dog clone
3) we field win the dog clones for the starting XI
4) all of our subs are win the dog clones
1) we clone win the dog multiple times
2) we sack weetabix + replace her with a win the dog clone
3) we field win the dog clones for the starting XI
4) all of our subs are win the dog clones
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me too, Mario, me too
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
me too, Mario, me too
wally subbed on for juve time to turn that match on and cry x
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
wally subbed on for juve time to turn that match on and cry x
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We need an Arteta style clear out on the women's side. And that includes Wheatley if she's not up to the job. I'm over it. Every season it's the same shit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We need an Arteta style clear out on the women's side. And that includes Wheatley if she's not up to the job. I'm over it. Every season it's the same shit.
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4.5 more hours to vote sam coffey for nwsl best xi! she's been the heart and soul of the thorns this year and one of the best defensive midfielders in the league #BAONPDX
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
4.5 more hours to vote sam coffey for nwsl best xi! she's been the heart and soul of the thorns this year and one of the best defensive midfielders in the league #BAONPDX
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"Coffey is one of the best defensive midfielders in the world -- an opinion widely shared by technical staff members across the NWSL -- and she isn't even an official finalist for the award?" #BAONPDX
thank you for making me feel not insane, jeff kassouf 🙏🙏🙏
thank you for making me feel not insane, jeff kassouf 🙏🙏🙏
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Coffey is one of the best defensive midfielders in the world -- an opinion widely shared by technical staff members across the NWSL -- and she isn't even an official finalist for the award?" #BAONPDX
thank you for making me feel not insane, jeff kassouf 🙏🙏🙏
thank you for making me feel not insane, jeff kassouf 🙏🙏🙏
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i fucking hate olga carmona but unfortunately that was an insane goal
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i fucking hate olga carmona but unfortunately that was an insane goal
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the amount of turnover we are going to have in the squad next summer, especially in the midfield, is terrifying (or maybe we do need it)
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the amount of turnover we are going to have in the squad next summer, especially in the midfield, is terrifying (or maybe we do need it)
just absolutely inhaled a subway meal deal to commiserate the arsenal loss. except now regret is flooding the hole where my gallbladder once was. and i am reminded of another trophy that will fall out of our reach this season
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
just absolutely inhaled a subway meal deal to commiserate the arsenal loss. except now regret is flooding the hole where my gallbladder once was. and i am reminded of another trophy that will fall out of our reach this season
the mix of boos and cheers that mearps gets every time she’s on the ball is sending me
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
the mix of boos and cheers that mearps gets every time she’s on the ball is sending me
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Credit to UEFA for this stat- that's now one win in eleven trips to Germany for Arsenal Women
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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5-0 NLD or don’t bother turning up, this is a serious request
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
5-0 NLD or don’t bother turning up, this is a serious request
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Felt when Bayern pulled their first goal back it would be a 20 minute period that would tell us a lot about where this Arsenal team are at. What followed was an inexcusable collapse, and Bayern capitalised
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Felt when Bayern pulled their first goal back it would be a 20 minute period that would tell us a lot about where this Arsenal team are at. What followed was an inexcusable collapse, and Bayern capitalised
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we need to get an actual DM, pelova and kcc simply do not have those player profiles. letting wally leave this summer without an actual replacement was insanely negligent
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we need to get an actual DM, pelova and kcc simply do not have those player profiles. letting wally leave this summer without an actual replacement was insanely negligent
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they need to pay the coffey fee and double it for compensation of the shit show she will be coming too
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
they need to pay the coffey fee and double it for compensation of the shit show she will be coming too
thinking about something oomf posted elsewhere recently . sigh
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
thinking about something oomf posted elsewhere recently . sigh
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this UWCL hangover is never ending
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this UWCL hangover is never ending
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well we’ll always have lisbon . and it’ll seemingly be the only thing we have for a long time
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
well we’ll always have lisbon . and it’ll seemingly be the only thing we have for a long time
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didn’t know it was possible for my head to be more on mars than it was on Saturday, just glad not to be in Munich rn
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
didn’t know it was possible for my head to be more on mars than it was on Saturday, just glad not to be in Munich rn
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I’m very bored of bottle job fc
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m very bored of bottle job fc
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this is on renée what the fuck
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this is on renée what the fuck