goonlighting
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Arsenal supporter. He/him.
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gooners watching calafiori in action
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
gooners watching calafiori in action
dentist appointment over! now to take a big sip of hot black coffee and check how many more goals arsenal women scored after halftime
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
dentist appointment over! now to take a big sip of hot black coffee and check how many more goals arsenal women scored after halftime
COYG
it's bad enough i have a dentist appointment, but i just had to go and schedule it so that i miss an arsenal match. 😩
it's bad enough i have a dentist appointment, but i just had to go and schedule it so that i miss an arsenal match. 😩
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
COYG
it's bad enough i have a dentist appointment, but i just had to go and schedule it so that i miss an arsenal match. 😩
it's bad enough i have a dentist appointment, but i just had to go and schedule it so that i miss an arsenal match. 😩
me when i hear man city is coming back to life yet again
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
me when i hear man city is coming back to life yet again
i really have to think that at least one pl manager this season has tried asking chatgpt for tactics suggestions. my money is on slot
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
i really have to think that at least one pl manager this season has tried asking chatgpt for tactics suggestions. my money is on slot
gazzetta dello sport: "Micheli doesn't want to miss the opportunity of an experience in the PL... As Napoli's head of scouting from 2010 to 2015 then from 2018 to now, he discovered Hamsik, Kim, and Kvaratskhelia, as well as Muntari and Asamoah during his time at Udinese."
sounds good?
sounds good?
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
gazzetta dello sport: "Micheli doesn't want to miss the opportunity of an experience in the PL... As Napoli's head of scouting from 2010 to 2015 then from 2018 to now, he discovered Hamsik, Kim, and Kvaratskhelia, as well as Muntari and Asamoah during his time at Udinese."
sounds good?
sounds good?
Baron Victor Frankenstein, a Gooner: Does anyone know where in this kingdom I can find a dozen ACLs, my Creature keeps getting injured
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Baron Victor Frankenstein, a Gooner: Does anyone know where in this kingdom I can find a dozen ACLs, my Creature keeps getting injured
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would arsenal like my acls i am genuinely not using them 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
would arsenal like my acls i am genuinely not using them 🫠
Mamdani is going to implement Saka Law. Using the word "soccer" will be a felony. Same with referring to "American football" as simply "football".
Mamdani is going to implement Saliba Law. Everyone will have to wear Arsenal kits & stop their friends from scoring.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Saka Law. Using the word "soccer" will be a felony. Same with referring to "American football" as simply "football".
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Big up the U16s! 🏆❤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Big up the U16s! 🏆❤🤍
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i didn't get to watch the match here in nyc, but i gotta say it has been a perfect weather day to walk around parks and playgrounds. bravo to mayor-elect mamdani for making the city so beautiful and livable! 👏🏼
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i didn't get to watch the match here in nyc, but i gotta say it has been a perfect weather day to walk around parks and playgrounds. bravo to mayor-elect mamdani for making the city so beautiful and livable! 👏🏼
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What my face looked like after hearing about the refereeing disasterclass:
(If I don't post a memeworthy image, I'll cry.)
(If I don't post a memeworthy image, I'll cry.)
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What my face looked like after hearing about the refereeing disasterclass:
(If I don't post a memeworthy image, I'll cry.)
(If I don't post a memeworthy image, I'll cry.)
COYG
looks like i won't be watching after all 🥲 apparently there are other, better things we could do & see in this hamlet called *checks map* new york city
looks like i won't be watching after all 🥲 apparently there are other, better things we could do & see in this hamlet called *checks map* new york city
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
COYG
looks like i won't be watching after all 🥲 apparently there are other, better things we could do & see in this hamlet called *checks map* new york city
looks like i won't be watching after all 🥲 apparently there are other, better things we could do & see in this hamlet called *checks map* new york city
if i got that look from someone of respected authority in my field of work, i might quit my job, change my name, and move to another country
Might get some use out of this I think
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
if i got that look from someone of respected authority in my field of work, i might quit my job, change my name, and move to another country
that sad sound you hear is the hairdresser's phone ringing as one bushy-haired sad man utd fan is calling to cancel his late november appointment
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
that sad sound you hear is the hairdresser's phone ringing as one bushy-haired sad man utd fan is calling to cancel his late november appointment
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Renée's face and subtle head shake here....👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️🙌🏻😡
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Renée's face and subtle head shake here....👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️🙌🏻😡
oh, yes it is indeed tottenham. 🤭
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh, yes it is indeed tottenham. 🤭
one thing i've learned is spursy is not something singular, there are many hues and shades and infinite variations of ways they continue to make their history 😂
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
one thing i've learned is spursy is not something singular, there are many hues and shades and infinite variations of ways they continue to make their history 😂
i can't believe i am missing almost all of this hatewatch 😂
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i can't believe i am missing almost all of this hatewatch 😂
congratulations to the manager of the month 🥳
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
congratulations to the manager of the month 🥳
greetings from this parallel universe i just got transported into, where reffing is always perfect & we just beat chelsea 2-1 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
greetings from this parallel universe i just got transported into, where reffing is always perfect & we just beat chelsea 2-1 🥲
COYG
i don't like chelsea
i don't like chelsea
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
COYG
i don't like chelsea
i don't like chelsea
