Sophie Lawson
@lawsonsv.bsky.social
Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football"
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Most English thing he's ever said
INGRAHAM: They're not the French. They're the Chinese. They spy on us. They steal our intellectual property.
TRUMP: Do you think the French are better?
INGRAHAM: Yeah
TRUMP: I'm not so sure
TRUMP: Do you think the French are better?
INGRAHAM: Yeah
TRUMP: I'm not so sure
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Most English thing he's ever said
I've seen videos of entirely automated robot woks - very specfically, using a robot arm to do everything - and they look, and I want to be clear about this, shite.
And the ones featured in this story aren't even wholly automated, they need a human to do half the bloody work.
And the ones featured in this story aren't even wholly automated, they need a human to do half the bloody work.
Commentary: Are robot woks the future of dining in Los Angeles?
Commentary: Are robot woks the future of dining in Los Angeles?
We taste-tested two robot wok restaurants in L.A. to determine whose cooking reigns supreme.
www.latimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I've seen videos of entirely automated robot woks - very specfically, using a robot arm to do everything - and they look, and I want to be clear about this, shite.
And the ones featured in this story aren't even wholly automated, they need a human to do half the bloody work.
And the ones featured in this story aren't even wholly automated, they need a human to do half the bloody work.
watching Janine Sonis like
bc vroom vroom!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
watching Janine Sonis like
instructions unclear, may have raged against the wrong machine
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
instructions unclear, may have raged against the wrong machine
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
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Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
Watching what's happening in the US, specifically with the CBP and ICE, it's hard not to think of the last scene of Inglourious Basterds when Aldo carves a swastika into Landa's forehead.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Watching what's happening in the US, specifically with the CBP and ICE, it's hard not to think of the last scene of Inglourious Basterds when Aldo carves a swastika into Landa's forehead.
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What this policy will do is wreak havoc on intersex women who will have had no idea they were intersex until they are forced to undergo an invasive DNA test. They will be disqualified and have their entire lives upended. Athletes have completed suicide over this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What this policy will do is wreak havoc on intersex women who will have had no idea they were intersex until they are forced to undergo an invasive DNA test. They will be disqualified and have their entire lives upended. Athletes have completed suicide over this.
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Tech bros out there thinking Monopoly is aspirational, including the part where you go bankrupt and rage quit
This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tech bros out there thinking Monopoly is aspirational, including the part where you go bankrupt and rage quit
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This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
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When the Conservative Party in Korea declared martial law, the Korean Democrats knew if they didn’t send them to hell there would be no opposition afterwards. And look at them. They’re taking the ex conservative president and ensuring he never breathes free ever again.
South Korea special prosecutor indicts ex-President Yoon on more charges reut.rs/3Xka3TD
South Korea special prosecutor indicts ex-President Yoon on more charges
South Korea's special prosecutor on Monday indicted former President Yoon Suk Yeol on additional charges of abusing power and aiding an enemy state related to his short-lived imposition of martial law last year.
reut.rs
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When the Conservative Party in Korea declared martial law, the Korean Democrats knew if they didn’t send them to hell there would be no opposition afterwards. And look at them. They’re taking the ex conservative president and ensuring he never breathes free ever again.
He’s really fucking doing, “Qu'ils mangent de la brioche”
Vive la révolution etc.
Vive la révolution etc.
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
He’s really fucking doing, “Qu'ils mangent de la brioche”
Vive la révolution etc.
Vive la révolution etc.
“we need to be clear about what is happening here: women are being chased out of public life, by unconstrained hate groups, online trolls and far-right extremism. In one of the world’s strongest democracies, this is becoming the new normal.”
Important read
Important read
In Sweden, online hate and anti-immigrant extremism are driving women out of public life | Martin Gelin
In Sweden, online hate and anti-immigrant extremism are driving women out of public life | Martin Gelin
A leading liberal politician has quit in fear of her physical safety. It is a crushing setback for democracy in one of the world’s most open societies, says journalist Martin Gelin
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
“we need to be clear about what is happening here: women are being chased out of public life, by unconstrained hate groups, online trolls and far-right extremism. In one of the world’s strongest democracies, this is becoming the new normal.”
Important read
Important read
I said far too much about him when he was in charge of England, but, one of the funny things about the man is he thinks everyone is out for him when really, he’s the one laying all the rakes on the ground and walking onto them. Man’s mouth is his biggest enemy
That’s:
1) Pure gaslighting; and
2) An almost impressively shameless attempt to say “don’t blame me; blame the players.”
Phil Neville is a bad coach with a bad record. He was a bad hire. And it’s played out pretty much bang-on at the 50th percentile of expected outcomes. #RCTID
1) Pure gaslighting; and
2) An almost impressively shameless attempt to say “don’t blame me; blame the players.”
Phil Neville is a bad coach with a bad record. He was a bad hire. And it’s played out pretty much bang-on at the 50th percentile of expected outcomes. #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I said far too much about him when he was in charge of England, but, one of the funny things about the man is he thinks everyone is out for him when really, he’s the one laying all the rakes on the ground and walking onto them. Man’s mouth is his biggest enemy
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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This should have been 💗💜💙 for bi pride rather than 💗💛💙 for pan pride, my internal bad to the oft forgotten bi community
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This should have been 💗💜💙 for bi pride rather than 💗💛💙 for pan pride, my internal bad to the oft forgotten bi community
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Mamdani is going to impose Shania Law. It won't impress you much.
Mamdani is going to impose Salvia law. Parsley, rosemary, and thyme will be hunted to extinction.
Mamdani is going to impose Sha Na Na law. Everyone will be forced to wear gold lamé, have pompadour haircuts, and go to the hop
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Mamdani is going to impose Shania Law. It won't impress you much.
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
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Anecdotally… I remember lurking around the MZ back after Chelsea got thumped by WOB at the Bridge and Sky Sports (who did not give two shits about the WSL but loved to rock up to UWCL games and interview every single player, leaving nothing left for written - I remain bitter) grabbed Kirby…
I said this about Bronze but it sets SUCH a bad example for young players and further enables dodgy coaches
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anecdotally… I remember lurking around the MZ back after Chelsea got thumped by WOB at the Bridge and Sky Sports (who did not give two shits about the WSL but loved to rock up to UWCL games and interview every single player, leaving nothing left for written - I remain bitter) grabbed Kirby…