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Sophie Lawson
@lawsonsv.bsky.social
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Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football"

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Everyone in 2021
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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KB lofting a tyre over her head after City won in 2016 will always be a highlight tho
3/2/20 article screenshot: "It wasn’t the first Conti Cup final that had lasted entirely too long, and it was only the second that had gone to extra time but it felt indicative of the women’s league cup; pointless, endless, punishing." https://prostinternational.com/2020/03/02/arsenal-and-chelsea-breathe-life-back-into-tired-league-cup/ 24/11/19 article screenshot: "The penultimate round of group fixtures took place over Wednesday and Thursday, with seven of the 11 matches pitting top tier teams against part-time second tier sides and the results were... Imma be real, the results were not just predictable but largely gross (and also, groß) with 60 goals scored over the 11 matches. SIXTY." https://www.allforxi.com/2019/11/24/20979548/wsl-conti-cup-continues-to-make-us-feel-gross 28/1/23 article screenshot: "There is a long-standing argument that the league cup is undervalued and under-loved, but are we not further devaluing it by having two teams fast-tracked into the last eight, taking up a full quarter of the available berths? In lieu of real structural changes to the format of the Conti Cup, maybe it's time to look at opening it up by closing it off to those in European competitions." https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/37635880/conti-cup-structure-too-kind-champions-league-entrants
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Honestly, I don’t even know if this is right. It was pretty fizzy, which makes sense but still frothy when I decanted it.
Kilner jar half full of a light orange liquid, flecked with red
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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"I can eat 25 bratwurst in five minutes" subhead followed by an image of Max Stanford holding what most would, conservatively call, a large breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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He is appropriately scathing throughout
“RFK Jr. ran for president in 2024, first as a Democrat, then as an independent, before dropping out and endorsing Trump in a move that was definitely based on principle and not on a desperate addiction to attention and power. Described by his cousin Caroline Kennedy as "addicted to attention and power." Now devotes his life to a frankly malevolent quest to undo decades of advances in public health. Has a striking and unusual habit of getting into farcical mishaps with exotic animal corpses. Absolutely the Frasier Crane of exotic animal corpses….”
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Miss remembered a Red Dwarf quote and Chrome’s AI, uhhh…
“AI Overview I have no knowledge or memory of past interactions beyond our current conversation and have not made any previous statements about you or your interests. I am an Al, and I do not form personal opinions, make assumptions, or have the capacity for judgment or resentment. My sole purpose is to process information and answer your questions to the best of my ability based on the data l have been trained on. If you have a question or topic you would like to discuss, please feel free to share it.” Further on the scroll, just beyond the AI drivel, the top two results linking to IMDB + YT with the exact quote/scene I wanted. The rest of the result were similarly correct
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Louise Belcher saying, “I hope the aliens destroy the earth right now.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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TM AU S4E9, Tom Cashman [quoting Dave Hughes] saying, "I have missed something here, I think. And it has caused me to be in a less-than-relaxed situation."
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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@marissalordanic.bsky.social hol’ up, new addition?
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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TM AU S4E8, Tommy Little as Belody. Another, if you can't see the image, that's probably for the best.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Realising I've been going the lowest brow with all of these
TM AU S4E8, Emma Holland saying, "Gay people can love titties, too."
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Every weekend it’s the same ‘Juve can’t keep getting away with this… yes, I know they deserved it’
Fotmob screenshot, Juve 1-0 Fiorentina Carbonell 90+2 26 shots to six.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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it was just body?
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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TM AU S4E4, Lisa McCune saying, "My erection was better"
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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TM AU S4E4, Tommy Little saying, "Shut up, dick shrinker."
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Sideshow Bob trying to navigate a patch of banana peels
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Disaster girl meme with Shaw's head (tongue out, celebrating her goal vs Canada in the 2024 Gold Cup SF) pasted over the original
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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rip
aggressive lens flare from the setting sun over the RioT during the first Challenge Cup
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"I'll have what she's having" When Harry Met Sally woman saying, "I'll have what she's smoking"
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Every stadium wishes it was the ERGO Arena
low-res photo taken during England's qualifier away to Austria in September 2022, showing someone in the water slide that snakes over the far stand of the ERGO Arena in Wiener Neustadt.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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For future use for those getting ready for the NWSL championship final
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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TM AU S4E2, Tommy Little saying, "I reckon what you did to that pineapple was a sin." to Dave Hughes
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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1. I would happily have this as my epitaph.
2. Waka seems like a genuinely lovely bloke.
TM AU S4E2, Takashi Wakasugi saying, "So many cushions. Unnecessary."
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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TM AU S4E2, Tommy Little saying, "Yeah, I thought I was channelling Xena Warrior Princess"
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM