ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.
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ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
· Oct 17
So, this was today. If you had told me anytime before a year ago that I would ever go this long, I would've laughed at you and then maybe smacked ya around a little. When your favorite person tells you they hate who you've become when you drink, you either stop or lose them. I stopped.
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I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better
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ICE isn't just in Charlotte, they've moved into Raleigh and Durham, too
Customs and Border Protection agents conduct immigration enforcement in central NC
Customs and Border Protection agents were spotted in the Triangle less than a full day after it was confirmed they would be arriving.
abc11.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ICE isn't just in Charlotte, they've moved into Raleigh and Durham, too
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
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Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
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best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
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Why cant i fucking sleep
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why cant i fucking sleep
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
I was asleep
And now im not. This is bullshit
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY END😖
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY END😖
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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If you don’t support the Trans community, please unfollow me. Anyone willing to sacrifice or toss aside the most vulnerable of our society is a coward. I can’t trust you or support you if you are okay with that.
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you don’t support the Trans community, please unfollow me. Anyone willing to sacrifice or toss aside the most vulnerable of our society is a coward. I can’t trust you or support you if you are okay with that.
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!
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[through gritted teeth]
Block and move on. Block and move on.
Block and move on. Block and move on.
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
[through gritted teeth]
Block and move on. Block and move on.
Block and move on. Block and move on.
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
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A reminder for the nationalists out there
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A reminder for the nationalists out there
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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I've been trying to put my finger on why ICE/DHS lies feel so much more outrageous than normal cop lies, and I think it's because they don't lie like cops, they lie like aggressively stupid criminals
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I've been trying to put my finger on why ICE/DHS lies feel so much more outrageous than normal cop lies, and I think it's because they don't lie like cops, they lie like aggressively stupid criminals
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generals gathered in their masses
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
generals gathered in their masses
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with 4 disgusting yet delicious gas station snacks
September 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A journey of a thousand miles begins with 4 disgusting yet delicious gas station snacks
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH
September 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡