ByeByePants
@byebyepants.bsky.social
He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We know better and did not have any food in our bins, but the bear didn't care!
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
About to give my daughter away. Holy crap, what is today!
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Soon Steve Martin and Martin Short will be on this stage and we will be trying not to pee our pants, I'M SO EXCITED!
I love how these curtains magically stop all sound.
July 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I love how these curtains magically stop all sound.
Chloe is concerned by the thunder she just heard.
July 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Chloe is concerned by the thunder she just heard.
I read all these names and I can actually hear Norm's voice.
October 29, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I read all these names and I can actually hear Norm's voice.
So, this was today. If you had told me anytime before a year ago that I would ever go this long, I would've laughed at you and then maybe smacked ya around a little. When your favorite person tells you they hate who you've become when you drink, you either stop or lose them. I stopped.
October 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
So, this was today. If you had told me anytime before a year ago that I would ever go this long, I would've laughed at you and then maybe smacked ya around a little. When your favorite person tells you they hate who you've become when you drink, you either stop or lose them. I stopped.
Chloe and Zelda were not amused when I got up at 4 AM.
September 30, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Chloe and Zelda were not amused when I got up at 4 AM.
It's such a small thing, but my grandmother loved hummingbirds. When I saw one had found our feeder, I felt myself make a genuine happy smile that is so rare I almost cried. Maybe the IV ket is working and there is something in life besides PTSD and depression.
September 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
It's such a small thing, but my grandmother loved hummingbirds. When I saw one had found our feeder, I felt myself make a genuine happy smile that is so rare I almost cried. Maybe the IV ket is working and there is something in life besides PTSD and depression.
This is the look of a kitty whomst wants her gotdamn bed made.
September 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
This is the look of a kitty whomst wants her gotdamn bed made.
Early enough to need an invite, late enough to start watching the Elders implode.
September 17, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Early enough to need an invite, late enough to start watching the Elders implode.
I am so mad that this is happening while I'm flying home! I would be there so fast!
September 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I am so mad that this is happening while I'm flying home! I would be there so fast!
I've only ever had one other cat who tolerated belly rubs, but Zelda loves them!
August 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I've only ever had one other cat who tolerated belly rubs, but Zelda loves them!
Chloe's heart is broken because her mom is getting ready for work and I'm making a sandwich that is NOT FOR HER.
August 23, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Chloe's heart is broken because her mom is getting ready for work and I'm making a sandwich that is NOT FOR HER.
I guess Zelda found a new spot in this house we've only owned for a couple of weeks. Maybe she can find all the cobwebs we haven't found yet!
August 9, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I guess Zelda found a new spot in this house we've only owned for a couple of weeks. Maybe she can find all the cobwebs we haven't found yet!
Unserious people get unserious responses. Maybe stop trying to post through it and reflect, dumbass.
July 30, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Unserious people get unserious responses. Maybe stop trying to post through it and reflect, dumbass.
Chloe is so good at expressing how I feel.
July 30, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Chloe is so good at expressing how I feel.
"Nice!" yells my 13 year old brain over and over until a mile passes.
July 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM
"Nice!" yells my 13 year old brain over and over until a mile passes.
