🐍Medusacious Mortician💀
@bwphades.bsky.social
classicist/dissertation-finisher, married with kids, teacher, queeah (MA-based). Trans kids deserve to play sports and not to be on a registry, you ghouls
Pinned
Therapist: Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini isn't real, he can't hurt you
Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini:
Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini:
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November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
beloved posters, you gotta just block these accounts with no profile pictures instead of engaging. They’re not here for real reasons, they’re here because it’s their shift at the manufacturing controversy plant
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
beloved posters, you gotta just block these accounts with no profile pictures instead of engaging. They’re not here for real reasons, they’re here because it’s their shift at the manufacturing controversy plant
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
You’re at bikini
I need you at kill
I need you at kill
You’re at throbbing…
I need you at gristle
I need you at gristle
You're at Violent
I need you at Femmes
I need you at Femmes
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You’re at bikini
I need you at kill
I need you at kill
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Cheeseburger in Paradiso, Cheeseburger in Purgatorio, and Cheeseburger in Inferno
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cheeseburger in Paradiso, Cheeseburger in Purgatorio, and Cheeseburger in Inferno
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TOMORROW!!
Y’all. It’s my favorite time of year. Applications open for 6th cycle of The Perry Second Chances Scholarship. We are awarding scholarships to women all over the country with $10,000 EACH.
It’s the honor of my life to do this work. I LOVE making women’s lives easier.
Y’all. It’s my favorite time of year. Applications open for 6th cycle of The Perry Second Chances Scholarship. We are awarding scholarships to women all over the country with $10,000 EACH.
It’s the honor of my life to do this work. I LOVE making women’s lives easier.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
TOMORROW!!
Y’all. It’s my favorite time of year. Applications open for 6th cycle of The Perry Second Chances Scholarship. We are awarding scholarships to women all over the country with $10,000 EACH.
It’s the honor of my life to do this work. I LOVE making women’s lives easier.
Y’all. It’s my favorite time of year. Applications open for 6th cycle of The Perry Second Chances Scholarship. We are awarding scholarships to women all over the country with $10,000 EACH.
It’s the honor of my life to do this work. I LOVE making women’s lives easier.
No private or charter schools; all the dollars they suck out of the system go to making public schools better for everyone involved in every possible metric
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
No private or charter schools; all the dollars they suck out of the system go to making public schools better for everyone involved in every possible metric
What is there to say that won’t get your account suspended
During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What is there to say that won’t get your account suspended
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Fuck this absolute piece of shit
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fuck this absolute piece of shit
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Fun fact! This is from a play by Terence, who is ranked worst out of three big Roman comedy writers, after Plautus (funny) and Caecilius Statius (whose work does not survive), by Romans and by me. This philosophical-sounding quote is in context said by a guy nosing in on the neighbors’ business
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fun fact! This is from a play by Terence, who is ranked worst out of three big Roman comedy writers, after Plautus (funny) and Caecilius Statius (whose work does not survive), by Romans and by me. This philosophical-sounding quote is in context said by a guy nosing in on the neighbors’ business
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"You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence."
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"You see, me and the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, and nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence."
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"Moisturize me!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Moisturize me!"
this seems false on its face. I'm sure there are many people willing to give him a mandate
Mayor Adams, on the Reset Talk Show, argues Zohran Mamdani didn't get "a mandate" from his election.
"There was no mandate, 49% stated that they did not want Zohran as their mayor," he says.
(Mamdani got over 250,000 more votes than Adams did in the 2021 election)
"There was no mandate, 49% stated that they did not want Zohran as their mayor," he says.
(Mamdani got over 250,000 more votes than Adams did in the 2021 election)
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
this seems false on its face. I'm sure there are many people willing to give him a mandate
I hear Ronald McDonald has had his McRib removed but I won't speculate further
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I hear Ronald McDonald has had his McRib removed but I won't speculate further
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with the holidays upon us please enjoy my favorite miss manners column (circa 2002)
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
with the holidays upon us please enjoy my favorite miss manners column (circa 2002)
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress