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bwphades.bsky.social
🐍Medusacious Mortician💀
@bwphades.bsky.social
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classicist/dissertation-finisher, married with kids, teacher, queeah (MA-based). Trans kids deserve to play sports and not to be on a registry, you ghouls
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zohran sign that says for nication
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Zohran meme sign that says I For gor
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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No. Keep begging, worm
James Carville email that says please please please
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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ahhh mercury, sweetest of the transition metals
a whale from sealab 2021
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Crab eyestalks
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Crab eye stalks
August 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Some eyestalks
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Yeah man that’s my worry
Ken Martin email where the subject line says Democrats are done fighting
August 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Han Shots first
a Han Solo shot glass
August 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Athena confirmed goddess of certain online communities?
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Hi, it's Bōphades. I'm respectfully asking you to fix your strategy before all your trans constituents are dead, all your Black constituents are resegregated, all your immigrant constituents are kidnapped, etc. etc. I also wouldn't say no to $10
fundraising email saying "Harris Fight Fund." "Hi there. It's Kamala. I'm reaching out to respectfully ask you to make a $10 contribution to the Democratic National Committee today."
May 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I'm ready to shred
a bunch of skateboarders with helmets and pads on for safety are in a line at the top of a ramp, getting ready to shred presumably. the still is from the film Shredder Orpheus.
May 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Scene from The Good Place where Tahani name-drops Ben Affleck. Text reads "No one can never [sic] truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Ben Affleck told me he'd matured as an artist after he directed "Argo", but then, right on schedule, it was, "Guess What, Tahani, I'm gonna be Batman."
April 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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when Manchin says anything this is what pops into my head
fake Rene Descartes quote saying "who give a shit"
April 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Scene from Mr. Show where in front of a NASA banner David Cross, with Bob Odenkirk looking on, says “America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.”
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Sea lion engaged in the practice of sealioning from the Wondermark comic. The sea lion instead of looking up readily available information is with full disingenuous bothering a woman and saying “I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?”
April 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer, covered in soot and blood smoking a cigarette near the end of Heathers (1988).
April 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
A corner of a room at the Villa of the Mysteries at Pompeii from the 1st century BCE. There's a wall painting with lots of people doing inscrutable things on a bright red background. It's an initiation into the Dionysian mysteries, probably.
March 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation
A photo of a computer screen from an online menu reading Hot Garlic as a sauce choice, two out of four little fire symbols. Above the rating there’s a circle with a clove of garlic and another fire symbol centered over it in distinctly yonic fashion.
March 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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the black smoke used by the Vatican to signify that a new Pope has not yet been chosen
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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that little card from the 40s that was going around that says: "Your story has touched my heart. Never before have I met anyone with more troubles than you. Please accept this token of my sincerest sympathy."
February 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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girl watch out they've got that
A Notable Feature of a magical bow from Baldur's Gate 3, reading Blood-Curdling Emission
December 30, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Therapist: Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini isn't real, he can't hurt you

Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini:
Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM