Burney Sandwich
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
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What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
Just some quick math here:
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
Incredible work from the president, collecting another $1 trillion from tariffs in less than 10 hours
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just some quick math here:
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg
$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion
Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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I don’t even have words for this.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don’t even have words for this.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
New Kojima boss dropped
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
New Kojima boss dropped
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Just so we are clear: ICE went into a day care center—a private business—without a judicial warrant, and unlawfully kidnapped a worker in front of parents and children.
VIDEO: Day care teacher detained by ICE agents on Chicago’s North Side
A day care teacher was taken into ICE custody Wednesday morning at the Rayito de Sol Spanish Immersion Early Learning Center in Chicago’s North Center neighborhood.
wgntv.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just so we are clear: ICE went into a day care center—a private business—without a judicial warrant, and unlawfully kidnapped a worker in front of parents and children.
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
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As a reminder, especially now with SNAP benefits turned off, if and when you see someone stealing food, no, you didn't, shut up and walk away.
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
As a reminder, especially now with SNAP benefits turned off, if and when you see someone stealing food, no, you didn't, shut up and walk away.
Planes Trains and Automobiles 2 - A normal person and a MAGA find common ground hating Donald Trump after the administration forces them together in an impromptu road trip to get home for the holidays
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Planes Trains and Automobiles 2 - A normal person and a MAGA find common ground hating Donald Trump after the administration forces them together in an impromptu road trip to get home for the holidays
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Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
It would be a good bit if the Pope got a jersey from every team except the White Sox.
Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It would be a good bit if the Pope got a jersey from every team except the White Sox.
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Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
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I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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In case you think this is a joke
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In case you think this is a joke
Oh man, we’re gonna have an awesome couple of cycles with weirdos who think they can self manage campaigns and pocket all the cash with the power of AI
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh man, we’re gonna have an awesome couple of cycles with weirdos who think they can self manage campaigns and pocket all the cash with the power of AI
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Asked about his compensation package, Musk says it's not about money. "If I build this massive robot army, can I be ousted in the future?" he asks.
"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army" if I can't retain control, he explains.
bro really thinks he's living a comic book
"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army" if I can't retain control, he explains.
bro really thinks he's living a comic book
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Asked about his compensation package, Musk says it's not about money. "If I build this massive robot army, can I be ousted in the future?" he asks.
"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army" if I can't retain control, he explains.
bro really thinks he's living a comic book
"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army" if I can't retain control, he explains.
bro really thinks he's living a comic book