Burney Sandwich
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Burney Sandwich
@burneysandwich.bsky.social
In the last 3 days, the Weather Channel app has sent me push notos saying:

- Freeze Warning, drip your faucets
- It's a nice day for a walk in the garden
- It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet

The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This got me curious about where corked bats come from, which led me to this discovery from the corked bat Wikipedia page: SUPERBALL BATS
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just some quick math here:

$3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg

$2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion

Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
Incredible work from the president, collecting another $1 trillion from tariffs in less than 10 hours
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I don’t even have words for this.

One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”

“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
New Kojima boss dropped
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Planes Trains and Automobiles 2 - A normal person and a MAGA find common ground hating Donald Trump after the administration forces them together in an impromptu road trip to get home for the holidays
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It would be a good bit if the Pope got a jersey from every team except the White Sox.
Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer

1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else

2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Make Age Bring Wisdom Again #MABWA
the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you if you're following 56,000 people on this site?
Not sure if I should block you or report you to the police.
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is actually insane.
Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM