Barthes Simpson
@bunnzo.bsky.social
I write stories and make music and games https://bunnzosteel.itch.io/
Big mark for AEW, retrogaming, TTRPG and such.
(they/she)
Big mark for AEW, retrogaming, TTRPG and such.
(they/she)
if you like retro shooters and chill vibes come hang out with my buddy Serfins this weekend.
its gettin colder out but you wouldnt notice with all the HEAT we're makin losing our minds together!
thanks much for so many dang raids last session. maybe yeah... this schedule thing might be good.
Next session is pure retro vibes!
CANT WAIT TO PLAY #cultic CHAPTER 2!
see yall soon!
thanks much for so many dang raids last session. maybe yeah... this schedule thing might be good.
Next session is pure retro vibes!
CANT WAIT TO PLAY #cultic CHAPTER 2!
see yall soon!
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if you like retro shooters and chill vibes come hang out with my buddy Serfins this weekend.
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hey @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social if you've never seen Ultravision's "Karate" for the Atari 2600, boy have I got a Worst Fighting Game Ever for you. It plays and controls much worse than it looks.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
hey @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social if you've never seen Ultravision's "Karate" for the Atari 2600, boy have I got a Worst Fighting Game Ever for you. It plays and controls much worse than it looks.
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"Look, you know why I've won like a million matches in my career? Because I've lost like a million matches. Ok? We just keep coming back, you can't keep us down." - Jon Moxley
#AEW
#AEW
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Look, you know why I've won like a million matches in my career? Because I've lost like a million matches. Ok? We just keep coming back, you can't keep us down." - Jon Moxley
#AEW
#AEW
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if you see this, post an AEW gif just because
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if you see this, post an AEW gif just because
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
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Pure homebrew. Famously, "I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's."
@kierongillen.bsky.social you think william blake would have been more of a warhammer or a d&d guy?
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Pure homebrew. Famously, "I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's."
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Remember when biden bragged about having the toughest border policy ever, even tougher than Trump's, look at how we do tough borders better than the Republicans, something our voters definitely wished for, etc
When trump said this, white liberals only opposed it based on the vibes and the fact that they weren't the ones doing it.
They'll gleefully threaten people with "I can't wait to see you get deported in Project 2025!" and then support biden doing the exact same shit.
They'll gleefully threaten people with "I can't wait to see you get deported in Project 2025!" and then support biden doing the exact same shit.
October 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Remember when biden bragged about having the toughest border policy ever, even tougher than Trump's, look at how we do tough borders better than the Republicans, something our voters definitely wished for, etc
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
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How I feel about political candidates
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How I feel about political candidates
Walter Benjamin wrote about how capitalists love war because it lets them invest an endless amount of money in tech without improving people's lives and therefore jeopardizing the status quo. AI is the same thing, it doesn't promise anything revolutionary or liberating to people.
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Walter Benjamin wrote about how capitalists love war because it lets them invest an endless amount of money in tech without improving people's lives and therefore jeopardizing the status quo. AI is the same thing, it doesn't promise anything revolutionary or liberating to people.
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This is a terrible decision for people's wellbeing, and advocates have been desperately fighting it. Physical mail is an important, highly personal connection to people on the outside. Nobody should have to interact with their child's crayon drawing or a funeral photo of an elder through a tablet.
September 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is a terrible decision for people's wellbeing, and advocates have been desperately fighting it. Physical mail is an important, highly personal connection to people on the outside. Nobody should have to interact with their child's crayon drawing or a funeral photo of an elder through a tablet.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
September 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
me: nc3
operator: excuse me sir?
me: nc3
operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess?
me: yeah
operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6
me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me
operator: what do i do then
me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up
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i think powerball should count as a sport because it requires a great deal of skill. it's not like football where you can just kind of run around out there and get lucky
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think powerball should count as a sport because it requires a great deal of skill. it's not like football where you can just kind of run around out there and get lucky
just the most inane shit
September 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
just the most inane shit
Finally beating the cow and bear levels in Katamari Damacy, and doing so about an hour apart from each other, is genuinely one of my proudest vibeo game accomplishments.
September 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Finally beating the cow and bear levels in Katamari Damacy, and doing so about an hour apart from each other, is genuinely one of my proudest vibeo game accomplishments.
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Massive Free DC demo in Malcolm X park. Holy shit. Go find photos. Too busy shouting and interviewing to post. Will the mainstream media cover this???? No media presence beyond the grassroots that I see.
September 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Massive Free DC demo in Malcolm X park. Holy shit. Go find photos. Too busy shouting and interviewing to post. Will the mainstream media cover this???? No media presence beyond the grassroots that I see.