Pickaxe Pete (1982) for the Odyssey^2

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

hey @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social if you've never seen Ultravision's "Karate" for the Atari 2600, boy have I got a Worst Fighting Game Ever for you. It plays and controls much worse than it looks.

it's so charming and vibey.

if you see this, post an AEW gif just because

just the most inane shit

Finally beating the cow and bear levels in Katamari Damacy, and doing so about an hour apart from each other, is genuinely one of my proudest vibeo game accomplishments.

Parodius took it to the next level, genderqueer back in 1988.

fucking christ Marvel learn what an IP address looks like

The high score entry screen in Gradius III is pretty next level.

Rowling, a woman, was deceived by globalists and the true purpose of Doge was coöpted by globalist educators (literal asian kindergarten teachers) who converted the organization into a papist "dog whistle" to funnel cash to groomers.

I might be building a shmup? I heard a quote someplace about how vertical shmups are more compelling because they are a little more immersive than side-scrolling shumps, like you feel more "behind the wheel".