Danielle B.
@builtahouse.bsky.social
not an architect. tx-born, midwest-raised, homeschooled all over. into writing, Jesus, ttrpgs, classic literature & fandom culture. executive dysfunctionaire. (much like Tigger, I'm the only one!)
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boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
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let too many clowns into your big tent and you can't be upset when people start calling it a circus
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
let too many clowns into your big tent and you can't be upset when people start calling it a circus
this show has some of the most contrived 3rd act dialogue I've ever seen but GUESS WHAT I DROVE TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A SIX PACK OF
the house of guinness show is sensationalist nonsense but I am unfortunately having a lot of fun watching it
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
this show has some of the most contrived 3rd act dialogue I've ever seen but GUESS WHAT I DROVE TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY A SIX PACK OF
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welp taylor really wrote the "thank GOD I'm getting married!!" album didn't she
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
welp taylor really wrote the "thank GOD I'm getting married!!" album didn't she
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They don't know Taylor Swift released a song comparing Travis Kelce's dick to a redwood tree.
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They don't know Taylor Swift released a song comparing Travis Kelce's dick to a redwood tree.
the house of guinness show is sensationalist nonsense but I am unfortunately having a lot of fun watching it
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the house of guinness show is sensationalist nonsense but I am unfortunately having a lot of fun watching it
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Vaccine-preventable deaths are political violence
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Vaccine-preventable deaths are political violence
I'm so SO gutted to hear Kaleb is gone, one of the best writers I ever randomly found via the sheer quality of his work. This is probably the best article written on 2025, & you don't need *my* college-educated words to know it, please read.
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm so SO gutted to hear Kaleb is gone, one of the best writers I ever randomly found via the sheer quality of his work. This is probably the best article written on 2025, & you don't need *my* college-educated words to know it, please read.
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A too online man came to Jesus and asked, “What must I do to receive eternal life?”
Jesus told him to keep the
commandments, to which the man replied that he had. Jesus then told him to delete his accounts and stop trolling. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he was based.
Jesus told him to keep the
commandments, to which the man replied that he had. Jesus then told him to delete his accounts and stop trolling. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he was based.
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A too online man came to Jesus and asked, “What must I do to receive eternal life?”
Jesus told him to keep the
commandments, to which the man replied that he had. Jesus then told him to delete his accounts and stop trolling. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he was based.
Jesus told him to keep the
commandments, to which the man replied that he had. Jesus then told him to delete his accounts and stop trolling. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he was based.
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Website w giant flashing popup blocking what I want to see: WANT A SPECIAL 50% OFF JUST FOR YOU!???? PUT IN YOUR EMAIL!!
Me: I mean ok I guess…
Website: YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. You HAG. We already HAVE your email!!! You did this BEFORE!! Are u trying to STEAL from us??? Should we call the POLICE???
Me: I mean ok I guess…
Website: YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. You HAG. We already HAVE your email!!! You did this BEFORE!! Are u trying to STEAL from us??? Should we call the POLICE???
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Website w giant flashing popup blocking what I want to see: WANT A SPECIAL 50% OFF JUST FOR YOU!???? PUT IN YOUR EMAIL!!
Me: I mean ok I guess…
Website: YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. You HAG. We already HAVE your email!!! You did this BEFORE!! Are u trying to STEAL from us??? Should we call the POLICE???
Me: I mean ok I guess…
Website: YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. You HAG. We already HAVE your email!!! You did this BEFORE!! Are u trying to STEAL from us??? Should we call the POLICE???
was just thinking "oohh time to get the fans out of the basement" today & nearly cried laughing at this
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
was just thinking "oohh time to get the fans out of the basement" today & nearly cried laughing at this
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do i lift? yeah, spirits
May 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
do i lift? yeah, spirits
i haven't even finished the books yet but: gideon the ninth
multicolor bones in a grave (due to microplastics)
May 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i haven't even finished the books yet but: gideon the ninth
if I have to see one more man who posts as a hangdog glumfaced blackpill single dude get engaged to a lovely woman, I think the top of my head is gonna pop off, revealing the fireworks inside ✨💥🤯🎇
March 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
if I have to see one more man who posts as a hangdog glumfaced blackpill single dude get engaged to a lovely woman, I think the top of my head is gonna pop off, revealing the fireworks inside ✨💥🤯🎇
putting on my shower podcast that I almost only listen to while in the shower because it's the perfect level of diverting, but not plot based & also to pavlov myself into accepting a shower just ✨normal things✨
March 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
putting on my shower podcast that I almost only listen to while in the shower because it's the perfect level of diverting, but not plot based & also to pavlov myself into accepting a shower just ✨normal things✨
i love church ladies but they seriously have got to stop texting like serial killers
March 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i love church ladies but they seriously have got to stop texting like serial killers
everyone is melting down about studio ghibli AI and all I want to do is pull up a fancy little chair and ask which doctors should kiss on the pitt
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
everyone is melting down about studio ghibli AI and all I want to do is pull up a fancy little chair and ask which doctors should kiss on the pitt
something that is suuuuuuppeerrrr funny is how lib it is, right now, to be "jazzed about the Constitution"
March 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
something that is suuuuuuppeerrrr funny is how lib it is, right now, to be "jazzed about the Constitution"
"don't let streaming run your life" I just went downstairs to find a VHS copy of Twister that my Mom got from an estate sale, & then wrangled an unopened VCR from 2006 we'd gotten a a backup into our TV system because ours was trying to eat the tape, all because Twister was $3 on streaming.
March 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"don't let streaming run your life" I just went downstairs to find a VHS copy of Twister that my Mom got from an estate sale, & then wrangled an unopened VCR from 2006 we'd gotten a a backup into our TV system because ours was trying to eat the tape, all because Twister was $3 on streaming.
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One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
One of the really special things about Sesame Street was always these little art films that were less about teaching a specific thing than they were about instilling a sort of meditative sense of wonder at how the world works.
wow y'all we're not kidding that Twisters basically ends in a throuple
March 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
wow y'all we're not kidding that Twisters basically ends in a throuple
i've now played enough fire emblem to understand this & unfortunately it is completely correct, it even explains his dry ironic voice (i'd seen yuri in fanart for a while before I played 3 Houses DLC & I wasn't prepared. extremely what's up doc)
Guys, I might be high, HOWEVER, it is true that Yuri LeClerc and Bugs Bunny are basically the same character.
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i've now played enough fire emblem to understand this & unfortunately it is completely correct, it even explains his dry ironic voice (i'd seen yuri in fanart for a while before I played 3 Houses DLC & I wasn't prepared. extremely what's up doc)
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Saying 'im eepy' when i mean 'im 30 years old and bone deep exhausted'
March 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Saying 'im eepy' when i mean 'im 30 years old and bone deep exhausted'
you: *successful, decisive, respected*
me: *googling "why do my D&D characters keep getting bullied"*
me: *googling "why do my D&D characters keep getting bullied"*
March 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
you: *successful, decisive, respected*
me: *googling "why do my D&D characters keep getting bullied"*
me: *googling "why do my D&D characters keep getting bullied"*