Brandon Kennedy
@bicycleidiot.bsky.social
Dad, Writer, Reader, Fuck Cancer | Twin Cities, MN
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The world may laugh again,
And I may live to do you kindness
And I may live to do you kindness
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The world may laugh again,
And I may live to do you kindness
And I may live to do you kindness
The YouTube library Calvin Jones of Park Tool created helped me grow from an utterly smoothbrained bicycle imbecile to the borderline competent bicycle idiot I am today.
Calvin Jones retires from Park Tool. An absolute legend. Thank you Calvin for all the knowledge. Only you could make a class on gluing tubulars fun as you did did all those years ago at a race mechanics training in Colorado Springs.
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The YouTube library Calvin Jones of Park Tool created helped me grow from an utterly smoothbrained bicycle imbecile to the borderline competent bicycle idiot I am today.
One of the most shocking and horrifying events of my life. So far.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
One of the most shocking and horrifying events of my life. So far.
I’m outside the auto parts store and a young dad, in shorts, went by carrying his toddler daughter in one arm and a car battery in the other. On ice. He opened the car door without setting anything down and I have no idea how. Dads, man.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’m outside the auto parts store and a young dad, in shorts, went by carrying his toddler daughter in one arm and a car battery in the other. On ice. He opened the car door without setting anything down and I have no idea how. Dads, man.
Good morning MSP, try not to fall on your ass
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Good morning MSP, try not to fall on your ass
The sidewalks are ice and slush. I fell on my ass. I have a wet ass. I’m fine, but I have a wet ass. Is this how the incontinent president feels?
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The sidewalks are ice and slush. I fell on my ass. I have a wet ass. I’m fine, but I have a wet ass. Is this how the incontinent president feels?
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the rule today should be: no tim walz takes unless you can pronounce shakopee, wayzata, and lake winnibagoshish
some of you look very silly
some of you look very silly
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the rule today should be: no tim walz takes unless you can pronounce shakopee, wayzata, and lake winnibagoshish
some of you look very silly
some of you look very silly
Like a total numbnuts I scheduled my ninth round of chemo for 8 this morning. Mondays are hell.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Like a total numbnuts I scheduled my ninth round of chemo for 8 this morning. Mondays are hell.
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I think Walz has been a good governor and this is all the product of bullshit hatemongering but this is the right choice
Breaking News: Gov. Tim Walz will abandon his re-election bid in Minnesota and Sen. Amy Klobuchar may run instead, people familiar with the matter said.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz Won’t Seek Third Term and Amy Klobuchar May Run Instead
Mr. Walz and Ms. Klobuchar met Sunday in Minnesota, where he informed her of his plans and she confirmed her interest in running to replace him.
nyti.ms
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I think Walz has been a good governor and this is all the product of bullshit hatemongering but this is the right choice
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Twin Cities Book People: I will be in discussion with author Kawai Strong Washburn next Tues (Jan 13) at The University Club, talking TIGERS, hosted by @subtextbookstore.bsky.social! Free! Join if you can and please share!
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Twin Cities Book People: I will be in discussion with author Kawai Strong Washburn next Tues (Jan 13) at The University Club, talking TIGERS, hosted by @subtextbookstore.bsky.social! Free! Join if you can and please share!
For governor I nominate @randballsstu.bsky.social
Who would be a good DFL candidate for governor?
Melvin Carter?
Steve Simon?
Melvin Carter?
Steve Simon?
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
For governor I nominate @randballsstu.bsky.social
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"Time to make the soup!" I exclaim as I microwave a tumbler of rum
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Time to make the soup!" I exclaim as I microwave a tumbler of rum
On behalf of the US Dairy Export Council and Americans everywhere, I demand an explanation from the Green Bay Packers
January 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
On behalf of the US Dairy Export Council and Americans everywhere, I demand an explanation from the Green Bay Packers
When you see a good Post, the easy thing to do is Re-Post. But do not ignore the Riposte. The enemy does not expect the Riposte.
January 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
When you see a good Post, the easy thing to do is Re-Post. But do not ignore the Riposte. The enemy does not expect the Riposte.
“What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?”
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
“What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?”
I don’t want to be awake right now: a memoir
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I don’t want to be awake right now: a memoir
I’m trying out a new hobby, met some guys
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’m trying out a new hobby, met some guys
“In Minnesota Land, two husbands and a bakery.” That’s how D’s Bánh Mì describes itself on Instagram. I ordered egg rolls and the absolutely perfect steak Bánh Mì w/o jalapeños and the spice level is still impressive. Honestly I’m sweating from my face. This sandwich is a goddamn sauna.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“In Minnesota Land, two husbands and a bakery.” That’s how D’s Bánh Mì describes itself on Instagram. I ordered egg rolls and the absolutely perfect steak Bánh Mì w/o jalapeños and the spice level is still impressive. Honestly I’m sweating from my face. This sandwich is a goddamn sauna.
they were good dogs
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
they were good dogs
Gonna log off and take my kids to see some rescue dogs
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gonna log off and take my kids to see some rescue dogs
War? In this economy?!?
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
War? In this economy?!?
If you enjoyed Train Dreams on Netflix (I did), I’m just gonna go ahead and leave this here
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If you enjoyed Train Dreams on Netflix (I did), I’m just gonna go ahead and leave this here
Idiots Can’t Even
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Idiots Can’t Even
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I've started investing in stocks... Mainly beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've started investing in stocks... Mainly beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.
I turned on The Naked Gun [2025] and the names Liam Neeson and Leslie Nielsen no longer hold any meaning, they’re just clumsy senseless sounds
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I turned on The Naked Gun [2025] and the names Liam Neeson and Leslie Nielsen no longer hold any meaning, they’re just clumsy senseless sounds