Brandon Kennedy
@bicycleidiot.bsky.social
Dad, Writer, Reader, Cancer Fighter | Twin Cities, MN
Ivy is playing an original song called Sugar Bottom Daddy Number 9 and from what I can tell it’s about pancakes
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ivy is playing an original song called Sugar Bottom Daddy Number 9 and from what I can tell it’s about pancakes
Not gonna lie, playing the uptown vfw stage with these dudes was fun and I want to do it again
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not gonna lie, playing the uptown vfw stage with these dudes was fun and I want to do it again
The author Jonathan Slaght is speaking tonight at the Museum of Russian Art and if I had any gas in the tank I’d be there, front row, demanding to pet a tiger
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The author Jonathan Slaght is speaking tonight at the Museum of Russian Art and if I had any gas in the tank I’d be there, front row, demanding to pet a tiger
One is a Bronco from Denver. The other is a Bull from Durham. Both are bursting out of a massive D.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One is a Bronco from Denver. The other is a Bull from Durham. Both are bursting out of a massive D.
I don’t really want to watch Wolfman but I’m watching Wolfman because my boy Benny goes the distance
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don’t really want to watch Wolfman but I’m watching Wolfman because my boy Benny goes the distance
Last week I had my first PET scan since starting treatment for adenocarcinoma of the colon. My doctor says the images suggest a partial response to treatment — some areas are improving slightly, other areas are remaining stable. The big takeaway: No bad news for now. www.gofundme.com/manage/suppo...
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Last week I had my first PET scan since starting treatment for adenocarcinoma of the colon. My doctor says the images suggest a partial response to treatment — some areas are improving slightly, other areas are remaining stable. The big takeaway: No bad news for now. www.gofundme.com/manage/suppo...
Vote Ice Cream. Elect Italian Pizza. Spumoni for Prez.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Vote Ice Cream. Elect Italian Pizza. Spumoni for Prez.
Me: How much do you want for the Paul Stanley autographed electric guitar?
Him: $750. We don’t negotiate.
Me: There’s one on eBay for $599.
Him: So buy the one on eBay.
Me: I think $599 is too much.
Him: So do I.
Him: $750. We don’t negotiate.
Me: There’s one on eBay for $599.
Him: So buy the one on eBay.
Me: I think $599 is too much.
Him: So do I.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Me: How much do you want for the Paul Stanley autographed electric guitar?
Him: $750. We don’t negotiate.
Me: There’s one on eBay for $599.
Him: So buy the one on eBay.
Me: I think $599 is too much.
Him: So do I.
Him: $750. We don’t negotiate.
Me: There’s one on eBay for $599.
Him: So buy the one on eBay.
Me: I think $599 is too much.
Him: So do I.
Big wind. Cold bones. Quality time.
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Big wind. Cold bones. Quality time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Nutella Swirl Pumpkin Bars
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November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Nutella Swirl Pumpkin Bars
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This White Castle pic is accumulating hearts and thumbs in my IG Stories so I’ll put it here too
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This White Castle pic is accumulating hearts and thumbs in my IG Stories so I’ll put it here too
Here’s a story. This year my family experienced food insecurity. Three kids, one parent with a full-time job, and one parent in treatment, unable to work. Mortgage. Childcare. Soaring grocery prices. You can’t plan or prepare for every twist and turn your life will take. SNAP benefits saved us. 1/2
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here’s a story. This year my family experienced food insecurity. Three kids, one parent with a full-time job, and one parent in treatment, unable to work. Mortgage. Childcare. Soaring grocery prices. You can’t plan or prepare for every twist and turn your life will take. SNAP benefits saved us. 1/2
My songwriting class wrapped up yesterday. I wrote a whole song and recorded it with GarageBand on my iPad. The other folks in class helped me improve and encouraged me to keep going. If you need more melody in your life, you will surely find it at @twintownguitars.bsky.social.
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My songwriting class wrapped up yesterday. I wrote a whole song and recorded it with GarageBand on my iPad. The other folks in class helped me improve and encouraged me to keep going. If you need more melody in your life, you will surely find it at @twintownguitars.bsky.social.
deviant behavior
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
deviant behavior
Visited @subtextbookstore.bsky.social this morning with my kid. We both came home with several books. As one does.
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Visited @subtextbookstore.bsky.social this morning with my kid. We both came home with several books. As one does.
Friday Taco Ride
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Friday Taco Ride
Thank you for welcoming me to the Mariners family
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thank you for welcoming me to the Mariners family
I’ve been a Mariners fan for several days. I am sad.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’ve been a Mariners fan for several days. I am sad.
She may have become a lifelong M’s fan at that game
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
She may have become a lifelong M’s fan at that game
Narada Falls was dope. National Parks kick ass, especially Mount Rainier. I am angry and bitter about leaving Seattle, and if I did my job right, my daughter will come back here again one day.
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Narada Falls was dope. National Parks kick ass, especially Mount Rainier. I am angry and bitter about leaving Seattle, and if I did my job right, my daughter will come back here again one day.
Hello from Mount Rainier National Park
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hello from Mount Rainier National Park
This is Ranger Ron. He’s driving us to Mt. Rainier National Park for a 10-hour tour of glaciers, waterfalls, and wildflowers. He’s dropping puns in multiple languages while driving a 15-passenger bus up the highway at dawn.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is Ranger Ron. He’s driving us to Mt. Rainier National Park for a 10-hour tour of glaciers, waterfalls, and wildflowers. He’s dropping puns in multiple languages while driving a 15-passenger bus up the highway at dawn.
Grand Slam knocked me on my ass
(I’m ok)
(I’m ok)
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Grand Slam knocked me on my ass
(I’m ok)
(I’m ok)