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Merry Jewish
@bschaffz.bsky.social
Non-profit data analyst, political spending reform and corporate governance policy. NYC.

Democratic socialist, MTG, saxophone player, love talking video games! I write video game guides, ask me about them!
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You dont say.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Haters 2 Waiters (2028)
The Safdie Brothers should do the Eric Adams biopic
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ruric Thar continues to come together, slowly but surely…
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I am being served non-stop Nano Banana ads on YouTube and it is negatively polarizing me into instinctually hating Flight of the Bumblebee which fucking blows. Fuck you Google.
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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i published SIXTEEN journalism pieces this year, all written through an academic and poetic lens

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December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Any Brooklyn-heads remember Burger Mexicano on Flatbush Ave like a decade plus ago? I’ve been craving the bacon lardon mascarpone burger from there since they closed and I haven’t found anywhere else that makes such a decadent menu item :(
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The pot roast is almost ready and I am knee deep in peeling potatoes. Sweating over the trash can with the vegetable peeler is a holiday tradition at this point
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don’t ever forget that Bari Weiss killed Refaat Alareer
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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They love Hitler, they hate anyone who does not resemble themselves, and they dream of mass death on a scale that stuns the conscience.

If we are to have any kind of country left at all, they and their dreams must be rejected and destroyed in the most forceful means available.
These are the faces of young conservatism in America.

Privileged scions who have supped from a poisoned chalice their entire lives, and now, bellies full, are eager to regurgitate that poison into our lives and onto our society, until it mirrors their own rotten imaginings.
on the one hand this does seem like the inevitable outcome of giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to a self-selecting group of the most anti-social and self-regarding entitled assholes in an already entitled and assholic population

on the other hand it’s still pretty shocking
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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personally getting very irritated by the unbelievable arrogance of the data boys
when we said “defer electoral strategy to the actual politicians running for actual offices” we meant “after calculating wins above replacement somehow”
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Legit I only played this all the way through last week, BANGER

youtu.be/kYb1oZ9cDjE?...
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yeah let’s wrap it up, good work everyone!
Alexa Avilés is a progressive champion, a fierce defender of immigrants & working class families, and an amazing rep for our community.

In this race, she’s showing powerful solidarity by unifying progressives, so we can win together.

I’m immensely grateful for her support.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yglesias is just another slack-jawed Dunning-Kruger Club member of the professional “takes” class who is incapable of synthesizing and accepting criticism of his “beliefs”. Professional stupid person for money! That’s very “in” right now.
Yglesias referring to Senator Van Hollen as a "safe seat clout-chaser" is so despicable. VH took a stand to prevent Abrego García - an innocent man - from being disappeared into CECOT for life.
matt & co’s theory of how public opinion on immigration would respond to new information was simply empirically wrong.
at this point the only reasonable conclusion is they refuse to update their priors w/ new data because the data is inconvenient for them
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Bad news: Kitty leg surgery is very expensive!

Good news: he’s gonna be okay! Broken leg is fixable and they won’t have to amputate.

After being awake for nearly 48 hours I’m so relieved.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Nancy Pelosi moved heaven and earth to get Henry Cuellar installed and keep Jessica Cisneros out. He was one of the three (D) defectors here. Everyone who ever stuck up for either of them is a dog's dick with a separate, smaller dog's dick for a brain
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.

3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.

4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.

It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.

Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bro saw the end of Gaddafi and went insane
🤡🤡European politicians are piglets who dreamed of feasting on the collapse of Russia" — Putin
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.

Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What the fuck is this framing?
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The colorful signatures will continue until it starts becoming light out at 5pm again! Thanks to @mountainmagesigs.com for help getting these back to me safe and sound! ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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One of these days we are gonna wake up and its gonna be The Day It Finally Happens and we will be freed forever from having to see ugly shit like this spewing out of his mouth at every turn, forcing its way into our public discourse and overshadowing our holidays, our celebrations, & our mournings.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Next time I’m going to make fun of (insert evil conservative) because nothing matters anymore, “decorum” is just the vengeful application of power and I hate these people with every fiber of being. Cruel losers and their ilk.
murdered by his son and this is what the president posts
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM