Ryan Brister
@bristerical.bsky.social
People are recreating the Declaration of Independence from first principles in the Delta boarding line
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
People are recreating the Declaration of Independence from first principles in the Delta boarding line
New Mario Tennis makes Luigi slower and stronger than his brother, which is completely blasphemous.
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
New Mario Tennis makes Luigi slower and stronger than his brother, which is completely blasphemous.
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
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Tottenham Hotspur, the fourth-best team in all of Europe
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Tottenham Hotspur, the fourth-best team in all of Europe
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Gonna make an effort to post more about the stuff I read, so here's a thread on the books I've finished in 2026:
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Gonna make an effort to post more about the stuff I read, so here's a thread on the books I've finished in 2026:
Impeccable timing, fuckface!
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Impeccable timing, fuckface!
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quite the jarring story in here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/cold-city-...
Cold City, Hot Heart
Minneapolis is ready.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
quite the jarring story in here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/cold-city-...
Is this a tagline or a threat?
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Is this a tagline or a threat?
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putting cayenne in your socks and expecting that to keep you warm is so fucking goofy. it’s like something a cartoon bear would do
If you missed it
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
putting cayenne in your socks and expecting that to keep you warm is so fucking goofy. it’s like something a cartoon bear would do
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the yankees flair is really what takes this "je suis management!!" post over the top. 'count the rings' to 'im just a small market new york fan' in 2 offseasons
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
the yankees flair is really what takes this "je suis management!!" post over the top. 'count the rings' to 'im just a small market new york fan' in 2 offseasons
Grumbles about Gotham's schedule: hosting the Spirit on a Wednesday (same day as a WC semi) at a "to be announced" venue is not going to bring out the crowd that rivalry deserves. Unless that venue ends up being one of the baseball stadiums? #NWSL
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Grumbles about Gotham's schedule: hosting the Spirit on a Wednesday (same day as a WC semi) at a "to be announced" venue is not going to bring out the crowd that rivalry deserves. Unless that venue ends up being one of the baseball stadiums? #NWSL
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How much is eight dollars? defector.com/how-much-is-...
How Much Is Eight Dollars? | Defector
You heard me. Is eight dollars five dollars? Or is eight dollars 10 dollars? Why are you making that face right now? Stop making faces and answer the question: How much is eight bucks? Stephen…
defector.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
How much is eight dollars? defector.com/how-much-is-...
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
The Bears won this game
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The Bears won this game
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This is what it's all about folks
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
This is what it's all about folks
I'm terribly late on this, but wanted to make a little thread of my favorite books I read in 2025. In the order in which I read them...
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'm terribly late on this, but wanted to make a little thread of my favorite books I read in 2025. In the order in which I read them...
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Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
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Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
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December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Baby It's Old (2021, dir. M. Night Shyamalan) Outside
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Baby It's Old (2021, dir. M. Night Shyamalan) Outside
Tottenham at the moment I reminds me of the worst of recent RBNY. Every player's first instinct, even in a promising counter situation, is a safe backwards pass
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tottenham at the moment I reminds me of the worst of recent RBNY. Every player's first instinct, even in a promising counter situation, is a safe backwards pass
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if i find out while on a flight I'm going to stand up and make an announcement to the plane like they told the pilot about the bin laden killing on the newsroom
I'm low key scared I will find out on a plane when I can't start hooting on a jug
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
if i find out while on a flight I'm going to stand up and make an announcement to the plane like they told the pilot about the bin laden killing on the newsroom