We know more about this man's interests than any president in history. Soccer isn't one of them!

This dog looked up to McGruff

WeRateDogs would give this guy a 4/10

You joke but Roger Ebert actually did this

I think the drabness of the Trop spreads to all aspects of the franchise. Like, they've had objectively more success than the Rockies, but the Rockies have more identifiable Rockies Guys

Shocking but possibly true: shooter inspired by that Netflix show about Charles Giteau

Makes one nostalgic for Thanksgiving Europa

Obviously the W Champions Cup doesn't have the prestige or challenge of its UEFA counterpart, but other NWSL clubs have been tripped up by it. We should be talking Gotham has done as a Double.

Remember the weird atmosphere around Gotham's off-season? How long ago that feels now.

As America's foremost Vanilla Coke connoisseur I'm not really sure what's different here. But it is, almost imperceptibly, worse.