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Okay we all knew Trump sighed and wobbled and fanned himself when thinking about the big handsome generals and quarterbacks but I genuinely was not prepared for something like this
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Okay we all knew Trump sighed and wobbled and fanned himself when thinking about the big handsome generals and quarterbacks but I genuinely was not prepared for something like this
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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Cancel culture is so cool, I wish it were real
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cancel culture is so cool, I wish it were real
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Since humans want to live like ants, we might as well go whole hog and adopt the crèche model where children are reared by communal groups, never knowing their biological parents, to foster a broader love of community-- abolish the matrilineal and patrilineal model
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Since humans want to live like ants, we might as well go whole hog and adopt the crèche model where children are reared by communal groups, never knowing their biological parents, to foster a broader love of community-- abolish the matrilineal and patrilineal model
Upgrade to Grandma+ to unlock the story about the time Grandpa went to a cathouse in Korea and wound up with a wicked case of crabs
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Upgrade to Grandma+ to unlock the story about the time Grandpa went to a cathouse in Korea and wound up with a wicked case of crabs
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today's youth will never know the abjection of laying on the couch drunk in a friend's squalorous apartment watching the DVD menu cycle over and over and over again
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
today's youth will never know the abjection of laying on the couch drunk in a friend's squalorous apartment watching the DVD menu cycle over and over and over again
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this is what they took from you
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this is what they took from you
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kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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POV: your corpo slop feed just got ransom-wared by an anarkitty edgerunner & she’s uploading a trans socialist manifesto directly into your cerebral cortext
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
POV: your corpo slop feed just got ransom-wared by an anarkitty edgerunner & she’s uploading a trans socialist manifesto directly into your cerebral cortext
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All right, whatever happens, let's be professionals.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All right, whatever happens, let's be professionals.
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listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
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The most powerful child molesters and politicians and intellectuals on the planet type like the worst dick-pic sender grandpas on grindr.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The most powerful child molesters and politicians and intellectuals on the planet type like the worst dick-pic sender grandpas on grindr.
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I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I do not think we need a strong child-molesting party
There really is no one like him in the game right now. Just that fucking unbearable uncle you couldn't wait to get away from at rhe family function.
President Trump sprayed some of his Trump branded fragrance on the President of Syria and asked him how many wives he has.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There really is no one like him in the game right now. Just that fucking unbearable uncle you couldn't wait to get away from at rhe family function.
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
I gotta say, investing billions of dollars in a technology that makes you unable to tell if you're interacting with real people or not is going to have some interesting effects on the national psyche
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I gotta say, investing billions of dollars in a technology that makes you unable to tell if you're interacting with real people or not is going to have some interesting effects on the national psyche