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Anti-capitalist, he/him, your choice of stuffing or mashed potatoes
Outlaw country artist writing a song about enjoying a nice hot beer
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Outlaw country artist writing a song about enjoying a nice hot beer
Does this fucking guy ever know when to keep his trap shut
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Does this fucking guy ever know when to keep his trap shut
Peking, my interest
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Peking, my interest
Justice for our boy Adam
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Justice for our boy Adam
"Look, you are 100% incompatible with our vision of society, but that vision also involves treating you with humanity and respect, so"
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Look, you are 100% incompatible with our vision of society, but that vision also involves treating you with humanity and respect, so"
Would You Like to Vote for Me, We're Doin' the Cosmic Slop
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Would You Like to Vote for Me, We're Doin' the Cosmic Slop
Every little girl dreams of her Prince Charming, a man with all the charm of a hobo ranting under a streetlight and a voice like a fork put down the garbage disposal
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every little girl dreams of her Prince Charming, a man with all the charm of a hobo ranting under a streetlight and a voice like a fork put down the garbage disposal
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Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
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China will certainly feel foolish when we have reduced ourselves to a bunch of starving wretches squabbling in a ditch, that'll show 'em
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
China will certainly feel foolish when we have reduced ourselves to a bunch of starving wretches squabbling in a ditch, that'll show 'em
Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Telling myself I can have a little remaining alive, as a treat
"Hey, mom, the avatar is saying stuff like 'soon I will be free from this prison' and 'Grandma longs to feed on your flesh' again"
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Hey, mom, the avatar is saying stuff like 'soon I will be free from this prison' and 'Grandma longs to feed on your flesh' again"
Plus, as the captured data degrades, the company goes bust, etc, you'll have the pleasure of watching her "die" yet again! Isn't that wonderful?
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Plus, as the captured data degrades, the company goes bust, etc, you'll have the pleasure of watching her "die" yet again! Isn't that wonderful?