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Justin
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Let’s have fun here before a billionaire runs it into the ground
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The guy from The Longest Yard is a surprise guest speaker at a work conference, gonna try to get a picture
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Meanwhile, in Texas, where state income taxes are already banned, voters approved constitutional amendments banning estate taxes and capital gains taxes, but also approved allocating public money for the Spurs to build a new arena.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Once again:
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The British royals are so funny. Every two weeks there’s another news flash like “In light of the ongoing revelations about Andrew’s past personal indiscretions, the Crown has taken the extraordinary step of suspending his Precious Pony Privileges.”
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every time I watch Justified I’m blown away at the guest casting. Just smashing home runs seasons after season.
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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🔥👽🐐 #NBAsky
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Please kill me
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wentz looks like he might retire before this game ends.
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Wemby just authored one of the grossest minutes of basketball, on both ends, I have ever seen, and we're like half a game into the season.
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM