Special Ace-gent Dale Cooper
@bluearmyman.bsky.social
A gray-ace silver fox made of dots and lines. GQ "Man" of the year. Queer as the day is long. (He/they)
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Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc.
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
small town gay bar redux
‘small town gay bar’ is a documentary about two bars in the Deep South fighting for diversity in the face of adversity
www.kickstarter.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Malcolm Ingram is trying to re-release Small Town Gay Bar, a really valuable documentary from the 00s about...well, small town gay bars in Mississippi. They have to rebuy all music rights etc.
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
10 days left, they're at 20k of 53k. Please give em a shout.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
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The Epstein emails remind me of when people thought Vince McMahon was a fascinating character. Eventually you realize these people aren't interesting or smart, they are have a couple personality quirks your co-worker Bob has but the difference is Bob isn't a rich rapist.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Epstein emails remind me of when people thought Vince McMahon was a fascinating character. Eventually you realize these people aren't interesting or smart, they are have a couple personality quirks your co-worker Bob has but the difference is Bob isn't a rich rapist.
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It is insanity-inducing to be a feminist existing in a world where everyone implicitly understands that sex is about power, and that the powerful's relationship to sexuality is being 'above' the moral standards everyone else is constrained by, but no one fucking articulates it!!!!
i think 'bisexual people exist' in response to the trump sucking clintons cock thing is genuinely bi/homophobic
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It is insanity-inducing to be a feminist existing in a world where everyone implicitly understands that sex is about power, and that the powerful's relationship to sexuality is being 'above' the moral standards everyone else is constrained by, but no one fucking articulates it!!!!
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guys I hate to burst the blowjob bubble but the "blowing Bubba" thing in the Epstein e-mails is very likely to be them making prison rape jokes. Trump is going to prison, therefore Trump is going to have to blow Bubba - the mythical rapey fellow inmate of gross prison jokes by U.S. men.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
guys I hate to burst the blowjob bubble but the "blowing Bubba" thing in the Epstein e-mails is very likely to be them making prison rape jokes. Trump is going to prison, therefore Trump is going to have to blow Bubba - the mythical rapey fellow inmate of gross prison jokes by U.S. men.
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gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
gotta say, funniest porn stipulation of all time
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
no psuedo-incest allowed, but psuedo-psuedo-incest *is* allowed
like, what
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
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Re: MTG
Huge
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Re: MTG
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Huge
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Huge
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
She’s not waking up. Her text messages to him (that she shared) still shows that she doesn’t think he’s in the files and that she believes the files will expose the democratic deep state. She’s insane.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Note: if you did order off of Spring, you can hit the big CANCEL button in the confirmation/order tracking email and get a full immediare refund.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Note: if you did order off of Spring, you can hit the big CANCEL button in the confirmation/order tracking email and get a full immediare refund.
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worm-girl-shop.fourthwall.com
I've moved the shop over from Spring to Fourthwall. Fourthwall has better prices and I've been hearing some pretty dire stuff about how Spring has been stiffing creators and customers lately. Spring hadn't yet given me trouble, but better safe than sorry.
I've moved the shop over from Spring to Fourthwall. Fourthwall has better prices and I've been hearing some pretty dire stuff about how Spring has been stiffing creators and customers lately. Spring hadn't yet given me trouble, but better safe than sorry.
worm girl
The official website and shop of worm girl. Find the latest content, buy merch, and support your favorite creator.
worm-girl-shop.fourthwall.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
worm-girl-shop.fourthwall.com
I've moved the shop over from Spring to Fourthwall. Fourthwall has better prices and I've been hearing some pretty dire stuff about how Spring has been stiffing creators and customers lately. Spring hadn't yet given me trouble, but better safe than sorry.
I've moved the shop over from Spring to Fourthwall. Fourthwall has better prices and I've been hearing some pretty dire stuff about how Spring has been stiffing creators and customers lately. Spring hadn't yet given me trouble, but better safe than sorry.
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My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
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Catholic League dissolution would be even better than JD Vance excommunication.
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Catholic League dissolution would be even better than JD Vance excommunication.
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My old boss at Americans United once described the Catholic League as ‘one guy in a basement with a fax machine’ and he was correct
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My old boss at Americans United once described the Catholic League as ‘one guy in a basement with a fax machine’ and he was correct
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made a similar point on the opinions podcast this week in response to the idea that epstein is a dead end. not only are actual voters interested in this but it divides the gop and puts pressure on the president. it would be political malpractice to treat it as a sideshow
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
made a similar point on the opinions podcast this week in response to the idea that epstein is a dead end. not only are actual voters interested in this but it divides the gop and puts pressure on the president. it would be political malpractice to treat it as a sideshow
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
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hello SNAP recipients already have to recertify twice a year. these people are assholes. thanks
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
hello SNAP recipients already have to recertify twice a year. these people are assholes. thanks
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
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ja pritzker should not be able to go anywhere without being followed by this
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ja pritzker should not be able to go anywhere without being followed by this
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or, as I once put it in a song:
🎶 you don’t have to be productive to deserve to live 🎶
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🎶 you don’t have to be productive to deserve to live 🎶
katesloan.bandcamp.com/track/rest
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
or, as I once put it in a song:
🎶 you don’t have to be productive to deserve to live 🎶
katesloan.bandcamp.com/track/rest
🎶 you don’t have to be productive to deserve to live 🎶
katesloan.bandcamp.com/track/rest