Kate Sloan (she/her)
@katesloan.com
📚 Author KateWritesAboutSex.com
🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net
🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com
🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com
🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com
📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net
🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com
🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com
🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com
📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto
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Kate Sloan (she/her)
@katesloan.com
· Nov 19
li’l introductory thread since a bunch of you folks just followed me (hi!):
I’m Kate Sloan, a writer/podcaster specializing in sex, kink, dating & relationships.
I’m a bi/queer cis femme woman from Toronto, and my pronouns are she/her. 👋🏻
I’m Kate Sloan, a writer/podcaster specializing in sex, kink, dating & relationships.
I’m a bi/queer cis femme woman from Toronto, and my pronouns are she/her. 👋🏻
troubling how much every Last Meal interview just makes me have more of a massive crush on the interviewer
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
troubling how much every Last Meal interview just makes me have more of a massive crush on the interviewer
The part of this episode where they debate how much it would cost to hire several lords a-leaping is making me laugh so hard that I’m crying podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
422 - A Connor Ratliff Christmas
Podcast Episode · Loud About Nothing · 12/23/2025 · 1h 42m
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January 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The part of this episode where they debate how much it would cost to hire several lords a-leaping is making me laugh so hard that I’m crying podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Bizarre that someone filled out my ‘date me’ form today and claimed therein to be totally unfamiliar with me/my work. It forever mystifies me that there are some people who are just like, “Ooh, a woman who likes sex! I therefore would like to date/fuck her!” No you wouldn’t!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Bizarre that someone filled out my ‘date me’ form today and claimed therein to be totally unfamiliar with me/my work. It forever mystifies me that there are some people who are just like, “Ooh, a woman who likes sex! I therefore would like to date/fuck her!” No you wouldn’t!!
my favorite new year's journaling prompt, via Patti Digh, is to imagine that all my memories of the past year are going to be fully wiped in 1 hour, and so I have 1 hour to write down every memory I want to keep
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
my favorite new year's journaling prompt, via Patti Digh, is to imagine that all my memories of the past year are going to be fully wiped in 1 hour, and so I have 1 hour to write down every memory I want to keep
Was seized with a homesick craving for Nanaimo bars (a classic Canadian dessert) and it turns out there’s a Montreal-style deli in Brooklyn called Mile End that makes them. Will report back!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Was seized with a homesick craving for Nanaimo bars (a classic Canadian dessert) and it turns out there’s a Montreal-style deli in Brooklyn called Mile End that makes them. Will report back!!
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new quarter century
more art
more good
more art
more good
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
new quarter century
more art
more good
more art
more good
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
[Love Actually voice] if you can’t bust out the sequined Uggs on New Year’s Eve, when can you, hey?
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[Love Actually voice] if you can’t bust out the sequined Uggs on New Year’s Eve, when can you, hey?
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The greatest and often unreported irony here is that the Alt-Right's WHOLE FUCKING PITCH to young men was "get your shit together, hit the gym, help us turn this country around, and you will be swimming in women" only for "Who did you vote for in '24?" to be the inflection point of their loneliness.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The greatest and often unreported irony here is that the Alt-Right's WHOLE FUCKING PITCH to young men was "get your shit together, hit the gym, help us turn this country around, and you will be swimming in women" only for "Who did you vote for in '24?" to be the inflection point of their loneliness.
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The conservative obsession with humiliation fetish is undefeated.
"Please, shame me for masturbating," cry the Alphas Males for Small Government.
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"Please, shame me for masturbating," cry the Alphas Males for Small Government.
theblaze.com/shows/rufo-l...
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The conservative obsession with humiliation fetish is undefeated.
"Please, shame me for masturbating," cry the Alphas Males for Small Government.
theblaze.com/shows/rufo-l...
"Please, shame me for masturbating," cry the Alphas Males for Small Government.
theblaze.com/shows/rufo-l...
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also, if someone points out you are being rude, and you reply "it was a joke:" something has to be funny to be successful as a joke. thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
also, if someone points out you are being rude, and you reply "it was a joke:" something has to be funny to be successful as a joke. thank you for your attention to this matter!
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so while most of you have been absolutely lovely — and thanks for that btw! — it is sadly time for the quarterly reminder: if you are being "playfully" rude in the replies of someone you have not met, you are just being rude. you have not yet earned the good faith required for joking rudeness!
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
so while most of you have been absolutely lovely — and thanks for that btw! — it is sadly time for the quarterly reminder: if you are being "playfully" rude in the replies of someone you have not met, you are just being rude. you have not yet earned the good faith required for joking rudeness!
I have seen The Apartment (1960) easily 20-30 times in my life, but I’ve never been angrier at Jeff fuckin Sheldrake than I am on this viewing for some reason
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have seen The Apartment (1960) easily 20-30 times in my life, but I’ve never been angrier at Jeff fuckin Sheldrake than I am on this viewing for some reason
outfit + makeup lewk for mb’s birthday party last night
we were all supposed to dress monochromatically (i.e. in one color from head to toe)
everyone looked so put-together & awesome
we were all supposed to dress monochromatically (i.e. in one color from head to toe)
everyone looked so put-together & awesome
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
outfit + makeup lewk for mb’s birthday party last night
we were all supposed to dress monochromatically (i.e. in one color from head to toe)
everyone looked so put-together & awesome
we were all supposed to dress monochromatically (i.e. in one color from head to toe)
everyone looked so put-together & awesome
sometimes I feel like I’m too much of a slut emotionally to be able to be a slut physically lol
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
sometimes I feel like I’m too much of a slut emotionally to be able to be a slut physically lol
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very much think that weight loss ads are on the same level of evil as advertising cigarettes to children. genuinely should be illegal
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
very much think that weight loss ads are on the same level of evil as advertising cigarettes to children. genuinely should be illegal
happy happy birthday to my beautiful & cool wife @mbbischoff.com who makes every day better!!
I love you sm & hope you have a wonderful day!!
I love you sm & hope you have a wonderful day!!
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
happy happy birthday to my beautiful & cool wife @mbbischoff.com who makes every day better!!
I love you sm & hope you have a wonderful day!!
I love you sm & hope you have a wonderful day!!
a really juicy one
didn’t know I could talk for 40 minutes about mostly one (1) crush, lol
didn’t know I could talk for 40 minutes about mostly one (1) crush, lol
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December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
a really juicy one
didn’t know I could talk for 40 minutes about mostly one (1) crush, lol
didn’t know I could talk for 40 minutes about mostly one (1) crush, lol
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Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Mike was one of the guys laying the framework for what good jokes would look like in a novel format with a strict character limit. 35 is so young. Rest easy good stranger
This has been my experience too. Not sure why else so many of them would get so upset when they read my writing about my sex life etc., given that I’m never going to fuck them so it’s not as if my choices affect them in any real way 😂
I am once again saying that incels and conservative men could date all the conservative trad wives and pick mes they want who will happily submit to them. But they don’t want that. They want to take an ambitious woman who won’t submit and break her. It’s a game to these abusive freaks.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This has been my experience too. Not sure why else so many of them would get so upset when they read my writing about my sex life etc., given that I’m never going to fuck them so it’s not as if my choices affect them in any real way 😂
local lovecore loungewear lady
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
local lovecore loungewear lady
Working on the 52nd song of 52 in my SongAWeek challenge for this year omg ☠️
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Working on the 52nd song of 52 in my SongAWeek challenge for this year omg ☠️
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It’s a Kate solo show!
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Bonus Episode 50: Kate's Crush Crisis
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It’s a Kate solo show!
Topics include: dommy fantasies about subby people, crushing on a monogamous person, conversational chemistry, a relationship de-escalation, penis size, & more!
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December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
NEW for our $12+ patrons:
Bonus Episode 50: Kate's Crush Crisis
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
It’s a Kate solo show!
Topics include: dommy fantasies about subby people, crushing on a monogamous person, conversational chemistry, a relationship de-escalation, penis size, & more!
Bonus Episode 50: Kate's Crush Crisis
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
It’s a Kate solo show!
Topics include: dommy fantasies about subby people, crushing on a monogamous person, conversational chemistry, a relationship de-escalation, penis size, & more!
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Absolutely the most “nerdiest kid at the punk show” thing he could have picked (complimentary)
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EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani's Official Swearing In Will Be At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
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December 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Absolutely the most “nerdiest kid at the punk show” thing he could have picked (complimentary)
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I am a switch in the sense that I mostly describe myself as a submissive who only dates doms and yet, maybe once every 1-2 years, I meet one (1) subby-seeming person who for some reason I want to consensually destroy
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am a switch in the sense that I mostly describe myself as a submissive who only dates doms and yet, maybe once every 1-2 years, I meet one (1) subby-seeming person who for some reason I want to consensually destroy