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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · Nov 14
BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles. 3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting. The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position. A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.
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Happy New Year!

We've added two little features to the site: private wishlists, and a back-in-stock notification for non-custom items (like vibrators, harnesses, or grab bags.)

An add to wishlist button is at the bottom of every listing description. Wishlists are under the Account tab (👤)
A screenshot of a wishlist, featuring 6 different wishlisted items: an abstract dildo, a UV alien dildo, a winged dragon, a unicorn horn, a pile of flop toys, and a werewolf dildo. A screenshot of the top of a listing. Now, beneath the sold out button, there is a vivid purple button that says 'Notify me when back in stock.'
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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The Moon Goddess from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social looks stunningly regal in the Amber shift coloration 💛
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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An Igenus Fire Dragon in red velvet!

Those spikes might look intimidating, but in soft silicone, they squish under pressure. They press rather than poke.

Find the Igneus amongst our other dragon models: uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's black-gloved hand holding a dragon dildo in the middle of a busy dildo-making studio. It has a tapered almost pointy head, a curved shaft, and a flared base accented with spikes. The Igneus held at a different angle to show the fin-like ridge down the underside, with two smooth spikes cropping up towards the base.
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A new addition from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social
The greens came out so nice!!
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Vaginal plugs! These soft, clenchable insertables may be shorter than a dildo, but we can still marble them in pretty colors.

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A large size Sensi, an abstract vaginal plug with a vaguely phallic head, a plump body, and a base that's too narrow for safe anal use. The base is just meant for easier insertion and retrieval for vaginal use. A Sentio Soft Plug, a versatile phallic plug with a wide enough base for safe anal use. It has a smooth, mushroom cap like head. A medium sized Sensi vaginal plug laying on its side. A Suavis vaginal plug. It's shaped like an internal view of the vaginal canal, with sloped sides.
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Random pour restock!

We've amassed a number of franken-pours to stock our random grinders listing. Rosae, LaBae, Favo, Alia, and Patulus:

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A pile of silicone grinders meant for vulva rubbing/humping. There's a rose shape, a flatter flower shape, a vulva, and an alien-esque shape with a bumpy spine.
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Hannah had fun doing a little more with the doodle on this Frosty The Happy-To-See-You Snowman base. We ooh'd and aww'd :)

Frosty is a seasonal model, here until the end of January: uberrime.com/collections/...

Have a safe and cozy weekend, folks!
A gloved hand holding a snowman dildo in front of a shelf of dildo making molds. In addition to the classic three snowballs shape, the snowman is sitting on a pile of snow with a phallic carrot sticking out. The underside of the dildo, where someone has etched some loopy designs in orange silicone.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Hannah had fun doing a little more with the doodle on this Frosty The Happy-To-See-You Snowman base. We ooh'd and aww'd :)

Frosty is a seasonal model, here until the end of January: uberrime.com/collections/...

Have a safe and cozy weekend, folks!
A gloved hand holding a snowman dildo in front of a shelf of dildo making molds. In addition to the classic three snowballs shape, the snowman is sitting on a pile of snow with a phallic carrot sticking out. The underside of the dildo, where someone has etched some loopy designs in orange silicone.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Recently shipped out beauties! A Lunaris Werewolf Knot in copper, pearl green, and pearl shift; and an Arboris Tree Dragon in orchid, slushy blue, and pearl blue.
A white person's gloved hand holding a werewolf dildo in front of a shelf of dildo making molds. The toy has a smooth, phallic, tapered tip, a smooth knot halfway down the shaft, and a fantasy base with fur detailing and a moon symbol. The same hand holding a thick-shafted dragon dildo with a small, sloped head and a flared base with ball-like shaping in the front and a textured arch in the back.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Random pour restock!

We've amassed a number of franken-pours to stock our random grinders listing. Rosae, LaBae, Favo, Alia, and Patulus:

uberrime.com/collections/...
A pile of silicone grinders meant for vulva rubbing/humping. There's a rose shape, a flatter flower shape, a vulva, and an alien-esque shape with a bumpy spine.
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Double sided suction cups!

We make 'em in 4 sizes, with over 50 color options. uberrime.com/collections/...
Four double-sided suction cups in different sizes, stacked randomly together. They're each a different shade of purple.
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Explore the deepest reaches of space with the Astrum Alien Dildo, an inhuman phallic fantasy dildo with pleasurable ridges for probing.

Like the rest of our Phantasia line, the Astrum was designed to be a gentle introduction to fantasy toys:

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An alien fantasy dildo laying on its side. It has a phallic head, a long straight shaft with two smooth bumps towards the head, and a flared base with biomechanical pipe-like ridging. Three Astrum Alien dildos lined up in a row, poured with different color combinations. Two sizes of Astrum standing side by side. A close-up of the Astrum's base. It has two circular protrusions that can be interpreted numerous ways, including as balls or eyes.
December 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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An Atlan Biomechanical Dildo in luster glitter black, pearl white, and red oxide. What a stunning combination!

The Atlan comes in 2 sizes, in your choice of density, and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=a...
A biomechanical fantasy dildo pictured from the side. It has a rounded head, a steeply curved shaft, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the top. It's textured with refined lines and ridges, almost steampunky in nature. The Atlan pictured from the front. Down the middle, intricate lines form little bumps from head to base.
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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The Nocturna Vampire Dildo from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is a gentle introduction to fantasy dildos—or dildos in general—and is a solid choice for someone interested in something slim, low-texture, and approachable.

Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...
A shimmery blue fantasy dildo and next: Uberrime Nocturna.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Cthulhu’s textured cephalopod head and fleshy tentacles are fashioned into a phallically curved shaft for g-spot/prostate stimulation.

Find it in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster. The Cthulhu Dildo standing upright. It's shaped like the classic image of Cthulhu, with a cephalopodic head, stern face with detailed brow arches, tentacles spilling down from the face, and a base made of curled tentacles and small arched wings. The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster. The Cthulhu pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster.
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A large Bjarg in lavender and nola purple. That's 11 inches of sleek scales!

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A white person's gloved hand holding a dragon dildo in the middle of a dildo-making studio. The dildo has a steeply curved shaft lined with scale ridges, a pair of scaly balls, and a set of wings coming from the base. The same Bjarg Dragon Dildo pictured from another angle. It has tighter rows of bumps down its backside, and there's an Uberrime logo etched on the base between the wings.
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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A large Bjarg in lavender and nola purple. That's 11 inches of sleek scales!

uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding a dragon dildo in the middle of a dildo-making studio. The dildo has a steeply curved shaft lined with scale ridges, a pair of scaly balls, and a set of wings coming from the base. The same Bjarg Dragon Dildo pictured from another angle. It has tighter rows of bumps down its backside, and there's an Uberrime logo etched on the base between the wings.
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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A Bjarg Winged Dragon!

With a hefty set of textured balls and a pair of stout wings, there’s no mistaking this dragon dildo for what it is. Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

This one's in flat black, copper, and azure shift!
A Bjarg Dragon Dildo standing upright. It has a phallic head and curved shaft, a pair of balls, and two gargoyle wings sprouting from the back. It's got scale texturing from tip to base. The Bjarg dragon dildo pictured from the side. Its wings are even with the base of the shaft, meaning they don't get in the way much. The Bjarg on its side, but pictured from a front angle to better show the bumpy texture on the phallic head and the way the shaft curves down to add more girth.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The Hydrus Water Dragon (shown here in small and medium) is one of our most densely textured designs.

Smooth scale bumps line the shaft, with the exception of a sleek knot towards the base.

The Hydrus is a mostly slim model, with a final swell of girth with the knot: uberrime.com/a/search?q=h...
Two matching dragon dildos in 2 different sizes and colors standing side by side with a soda pop can for scale.
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The Splendid is perhaps our most well-known dildo! This g-spot legend is one of Marco's original hand-sculpted designs.

You can get a premade, ready to ship Dual Density Splendid in 3 sizes and 3 ombre choices: uberrime.com/collections/...

Or, of course, a custom: uberrime.com/collections/...
A black woman's hand holding a medium Splendid dildo against a white backdrop. The Splendid is a phallic design, with a rounded head, a curved shaft with vein-like sculpting on the sides, and a traditional flared base. Three medium size Splendid dildos lined up against a white background.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Important angles.
A snowman dildo pictured from the side to display its rotund body. It has a beanie hat, three balls stacked in classic snowman style, and a flared base detailed like a snow pile with a carrot sticking out the front. A view of the snowman dildo's backside, where the bottom snow ball has rounded butt cheeks sculpted in.
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Some gorgeous pigment combinations here:

Raiju Dragon in periwinkle shift, slushy blue, and vivid pink; Reservo Uncut Realistic in luster glitter black, red oxide, and silver; Aptus Realistic in pearl aqua, glittery gold, and amber shift; and Flora in red velvet, emerald green, and rose gold.
A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A realistic dildo with foreskin detailing, a thick gradually curving shaft, and a traditional flared puck base. There are pronounced veins on the shaft. The Aptus, a realistic a-spot dildo with a prominent phallic head, an extra long shaft of consistent girth vined with vein and skin texturing, and a flared base. A fantasy dildo that's flower bud shaped, with a narrow tip, a plump body that's ridged like a closed bud, and a flared fantasy base. The base has a clitoral nub at the tip, and labia-like curves.
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Some gorgeous pigment combinations here:

Raiju Dragon in periwinkle shift, slushy blue, and vivid pink; Reservo Uncut Realistic in luster glitter black, red oxide, and silver; Aptus Realistic in pearl aqua, glittery gold, and amber shift; and Flora in red velvet, emerald green, and rose gold.
A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A realistic dildo with foreskin detailing, a thick gradually curving shaft, and a traditional flared puck base. There are pronounced veins on the shaft. The Aptus, a realistic a-spot dildo with a prominent phallic head, an extra long shaft of consistent girth vined with vein and skin texturing, and a flared base. A fantasy dildo that's flower bud shaped, with a narrow tip, a plump body that's ridged like a closed bud, and a flared fantasy base. The base has a clitoral nub at the tip, and labia-like curves.
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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it's the most wonderful time of the year! ☃️🎄

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It's back!

Our girthy snowman with a cheerful carrot is around for the snowiest of seasons (if you're not in Florida like we are.)

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December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's back!

Our girthy snowman with a cheerful carrot is around for the snowiest of seasons (if you're not in Florida like we are.)

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December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM