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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · Dec 6
Good morning, Bluesky! Did you know we have an affiliate program?

If you have some kind of platform you talk about sex toys on (blog, social media account, classes, etc) you can apply here: uberrime.com/pages/uberri...
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A table full of wonderous things! Some toys headed to our friends at SheVibe, some toys getting poured for new Ready-Made listings, some bits and bobs...!
A metal table lined with dildos, vaginal plugs, and grinders, in an array of styles and color combinations. There's a large window behind it, blocked by closed blinds to keep out the hot Florida sun.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We've been busy this week! Gearing up for a certain sales weekend...

Here we have a Raiju Dragon in nebula purple, lilac shift, and uv pink; and a Teuthida Tentacle in crucible gold and flat black.
A white person's black-gloved hand holding up a dragon dildo in front of a shelf of silicone molds. The dragon has a tapered head, a broad shaft with bumps and ridges, and a large base with a few small squishy horns for decoration. The same hand holding a tentacle dildo. The front has two lines of deep cup suckers from tip to classic flared base.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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We've been busy this week! Gearing up for a certain sales weekend...

Here we have a Raiju Dragon in nebula purple, lilac shift, and uv pink; and a Teuthida Tentacle in crucible gold and flat black.
A white person's black-gloved hand holding up a dragon dildo in front of a shelf of silicone molds. The dragon has a tapered head, a broad shaft with bumps and ridges, and a large base with a few small squishy horns for decoration. The same hand holding a tentacle dildo. The front has two lines of deep cup suckers from tip to classic flared base.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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We've restocked our random pour Sensi Vaginal Plugs! Small, med & large!

Our discounted "random pour" listings are toys made with leftover silicone. They can be single color, intentionally marbled, or a hasty franken concoction. But they're high quality, non-flop toys!

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A pile of random Sensi vaginal plugs. They have vaguely phallic heads, bulbous midsections, and narrow bases that are made for easier removal and aren't wide enough for safe anal use.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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CW - Adult Novelties...

We started with the Fascinus a few years ago and just added a Cthulhu and the Bjarg Dragon! In ancient Rome, the Fascinus was the embodiment of the divine, winged phallus effigies and amulets which provided divine protection to those who wore them.

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The Bjarg Dildo The Cthulhu Dildo The Fascinus Dildo
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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We've restocked our random pour Sensi Vaginal Plugs! Small, med & large!

Our discounted "random pour" listings are toys made with leftover silicone. They can be single color, intentionally marbled, or a hasty franken concoction. But they're high quality, non-flop toys!

uberrime.com/collections/...
A pile of random Sensi vaginal plugs. They have vaguely phallic heads, bulbous midsections, and narrow bases that are made for easier removal and aren't wide enough for safe anal use.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles. 3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting. The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position. A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles. 3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting. The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position. A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Some oh-so-pretty pours!

Here's an Oceanus Tentacle in colorshift purple, mermaid blue, and pearl blue; Draconis Dragon in crucible red and nola purple; Element 2 in nola purple, flat white, and celestial; and Divo Realistic in kermit green and uv pink.
A traditionally shaped tentacle dildo with two rows of deep circular suckers running down the front. The flared base has a star fish sculpted on the front. A phallic dragon dildo with a tapered head, a curved shaft of consistent girth lined with smooth ridges, and a flared base detailed with additional scales. An abstract dildo with a tapering tip and smooth shaft, finished with a flared base. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a curved shaft detailed with veins, and a plain flared base.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Some oh-so-pretty pours!

Here's an Oceanus Tentacle in colorshift purple, mermaid blue, and pearl blue; Draconis Dragon in crucible red and nola purple; Element 2 in nola purple, flat white, and celestial; and Divo Realistic in kermit green and uv pink.
A traditionally shaped tentacle dildo with two rows of deep circular suckers running down the front. The flared base has a star fish sculpted on the front. A phallic dragon dildo with a tapered head, a curved shaft of consistent girth lined with smooth ridges, and a flared base detailed with additional scales. An abstract dildo with a tapering tip and smooth shaft, finished with a flared base. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a curved shaft detailed with veins, and a plain flared base.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Suavio is the dildo version of our popular vaginal plug, the Suavis!

Inspired by an actual vaginal casting, the Suavio’s unique shape is designed to be a satisfyingly snug fit.

Customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/products/the...
Three identical abstract dildos standing in a line. The design features a slanted tip, almost like an egg shape where the top half has been cut off at an angle. The Suavio pictured from the front on its side. Its slanted tip is rounded off. The Suavio standing on its flared base beside a soda pop can for scale. The first three Suavio pictured from above to show their unique tip from another view.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Suavio is the dildo version of our popular vaginal plug, the Suavis!

Inspired by an actual vaginal casting, the Suavio’s unique shape is designed to be a satisfyingly snug fit.

Customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/products/the...
Three identical abstract dildos standing in a line. The design features a slanted tip, almost like an egg shape where the top half has been cut off at an angle. The Suavio pictured from the front on its side. Its slanted tip is rounded off. The Suavio standing on its flared base beside a soda pop can for scale. The first three Suavio pictured from above to show their unique tip from another view.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Butt plugs! We've got some classic/basic shapes, but you can really make them unique with stand out color combinations. Choose boldly!

Here we've got a small Basic Butt Plug #6 in crucible red and nola purple; and a medium Festa in iron, copper, and silver.

uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding up a small butt plug. It's tapered and triangular, with a narrow neck and a t-shaped base. The same hand holding a round butt plug, with a bulbous insertable portion, a thick but tapering neck, and a t-shaped base.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Butt plugs! We've got some classic/basic shapes, but you can really make them unique with stand out color combinations. Choose boldly!

Here we've got a small Basic Butt Plug #6 in crucible red and nola purple; and a medium Festa in iron, copper, and silver.

uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding up a small butt plug. It's tapered and triangular, with a narrow neck and a t-shaped base. The same hand holding a round butt plug, with a bulbous insertable portion, a thick but tapering neck, and a t-shaped base.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Who else is having a pleasantly sleepy Sunday?

Here we have a Symbiont in tone 2, crimson shift, and 'no color' as an accent; and an Ardor Dragon in lemon pop and vivid indigo.
A white person's gloved hand holding up a phallic fantasy dildo with strange alien and biomechanical texturing wrapped around it from tip to balls. The same hand holding a thick dragon dildo with a broad head, an even broader shaft with thick scale-like ridges down the length, and a wide base with stumpy horn bumps at the front.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Who else is having a pleasantly sleepy Sunday?

Here we have a Symbiont in tone 2, crimson shift, and 'no color' as an accent; and an Ardor Dragon in lemon pop and vivid indigo.
A white person's gloved hand holding up a phallic fantasy dildo with strange alien and biomechanical texturing wrapped around it from tip to balls. The same hand holding a thick dragon dildo with a broad head, an even broader shaft with thick scale-like ridges down the length, and a wide base with stumpy horn bumps at the front.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu!

See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...
A fantasy dildo with a phallic head and a long, undulated shaft with bumps and skin texturing. It ends with a wide, fur-detailed base. An abstract fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a deeply curved shaft, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. It's detailed with mecha-like ridges and lines. A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A Cthulhu-shaped dildo with an octopod head, a tentacle shaft, and little wings on the base.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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We were pretty chuffed with this Aliter Alien in luster glitter black, uv green, and mermaid blue!

Aliter has one of our best g-spot/prostate stimulating curves: uberrime.com/products/the...
A black gloved hand holding an alien dildo up. The dildo has a rounded tip, a curved shaft that flares out into something like a knot, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. The same dildo pictured from the side, better showcasing its deep curve.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Check out these new beauties from Uberrime! 😍😍

please use my affiliate link to shop: uberrime.com?rfsn=8090462...
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Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu!

See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...
A fantasy dildo with a phallic head and a long, undulated shaft with bumps and skin texturing. It ends with a wide, fur-detailed base. An abstract fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a deeply curved shaft, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. It's detailed with mecha-like ridges and lines. A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A Cthulhu-shaped dildo with an octopod head, a tentacle shaft, and little wings on the base.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Handsome!
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We were pretty chuffed with this Aliter Alien in luster glitter black, uv green, and mermaid blue!

Aliter has one of our best g-spot/prostate stimulating curves: uberrime.com/products/the...
A black gloved hand holding an alien dildo up. The dildo has a rounded tip, a curved shaft that flares out into something like a knot, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. The same dildo pictured from the side, better showcasing its deep curve.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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A few recent 2-color toys with some great combos!

Here we have a Xenugenesis Alien in teal (not currently available to order) and galaxy shift; a Splendid in uv green and pearl pink; a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in luster glitter black and silver; and a Bivius Alien Knot in nebula and pearl pink.
An alien dildo with a unique arched base and a curved shaft. The shaft is tapered and relatively slim, textured with rippling ridges. A semi-phallic dildo with a broad rounded head, a curved shaft with sculpted vein ridges, and a traditional flared base. A werewolf dildo with a smooth phallic head, a ovular knot halfway down the shaft, and a flared base detailed with fur lines and a moon symbol. An alien dildo with a semi-phallic head, a shaft with a smooth knot halfway down, and a base with balls and a few short soft horns.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Faeles, Atlan, Raiju, and Cthulhu!

See a toy you don't remember us releasing? You can always check out the 'All' category on our website. It's automatically sorted by release date: uberrime.com/collections/...
A fantasy dildo with a phallic head and a long, undulated shaft with bumps and skin texturing. It ends with a wide, fur-detailed base. An abstract fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a deeply curved shaft, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the front. It's detailed with mecha-like ridges and lines. A dragon dildo with a tapered head, a thick shaft with bumps and ridges giving it unique textural character, and a large base with scale bumps and small soft horns. A Cthulhu-shaped dildo with an octopod head, a tentacle shaft, and little wings on the base.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I've been too busy to retire these Halloween exclusive listings, but it's at the top of my to-do list for tomorrow!

Last call until 2026! uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding up a large realistic dildo with sculpted skulls for balls. It's poured in luster glitter black and vivid violet. The same hand holding a Grim Reaper dildo with a skull-shaped tip and a curved shaft rippling with fog-like textured. It's poured in uv green and uv purple.
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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This colorshift?? Drooling.

Mine is small, which is still pretty hefty!
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Cthulhu dildo by Uberrime - picture in a lightbox showing the wings on the base, it is mostly purple with some blue hints and marbles of a pearly whitish Photo of Uberrime Cthulhu dildo, the same wings but held in hand under room lighting, showing the color shifting more to the best blue you've ever seen
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM