Marco the Maker
@marcothemaker.bsky.social
I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos, ummkay! I also dabble in woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, learning to grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. I EFFING LOVE coffee
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Hi! I'm Marco! I’m a retired chef & anti-fascist who studied culinary arts, world history, civics, & polysci. I now make adult novelties for a living.
I’m learning to grow food & as a person.
I paint, sculpt, woodwork, tinker, & enjoy problem solving.
No gods, kings, lords, or masters. EVER.
I’m learning to grow food & as a person.
I paint, sculpt, woodwork, tinker, & enjoy problem solving.
No gods, kings, lords, or masters. EVER.
This is the Bjarg Mountain Dragon. A design by @excelddesigns.bsky.social and copy written by @bettybutch.bsky.social here's a few of the examples I made for listing pics. 3 sizes, the big one of which weighs in at 3.25 pounds of platinum silicone. It's got WINGS!
Custom made at uberrime.com
Custom made at uberrime.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is the Bjarg Mountain Dragon. A design by @excelddesigns.bsky.social and copy written by @bettybutch.bsky.social here's a few of the examples I made for listing pics. 3 sizes, the big one of which weighs in at 3.25 pounds of platinum silicone. It's got WINGS!
Custom made at uberrime.com
Custom made at uberrime.com
Big big argument on the book of faces over Little Free Libraries being stripped clean of their books, the contents of which are then sold in used bookstores. Having had this happen, twice now, my opinion on the matter is this. I bought the books for people to read, for free. I stamp them and...🧵
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Big big argument on the book of faces over Little Free Libraries being stripped clean of their books, the contents of which are then sold in used bookstores. Having had this happen, twice now, my opinion on the matter is this. I bought the books for people to read, for free. I stamp them and...🧵
That first time you turn the heater on in a year...
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That first time you turn the heater on in a year...
Both of my Grandfathers fought the Italian fascists & nazis. My mom's father went on to the Pacific theater, flying bombing & The Hump supply missions for which he received a medal for. They both went on to raise six kids. Both of them said the same thing, the only good nazi is a dead one.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Both of my Grandfathers fought the Italian fascists & nazis. My mom's father went on to the Pacific theater, flying bombing & The Hump supply missions for which he received a medal for. They both went on to raise six kids. Both of them said the same thing, the only good nazi is a dead one.
Want an adult toy in Alabama? Legislators have made the choice for you, the answer is no. Similar to that wanker in Oklahoma, I'd love a look at all of their browser histories.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Want an adult toy in Alabama? Legislators have made the choice for you, the answer is no. Similar to that wanker in Oklahoma, I'd love a look at all of their browser histories.
Spotted at my very favorite place in Orlando, Tamale Co.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spotted at my very favorite place in Orlando, Tamale Co.
There was a brief moment in time I actually wanted a Tesla. You know, the very cool roadster that was made by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning on a Lotus Elise. It was featured in 2003 on Discovery. They had a motorcycle too.
I will NEVER, EVER buy anything Tesla makes, ever.
I will NEVER, EVER buy anything Tesla makes, ever.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There was a brief moment in time I actually wanted a Tesla. You know, the very cool roadster that was made by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning on a Lotus Elise. It was featured in 2003 on Discovery. They had a motorcycle too.
I will NEVER, EVER buy anything Tesla makes, ever.
I will NEVER, EVER buy anything Tesla makes, ever.
For a minute there I was pestering @wired.com every time they posted something about getting on with their subscription. I asked a simple question under each of their posts, "Who did the Newhouse family, owners of Conde Nast - Teen Vogue, support in the 24' election?" Not once did anyone answer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For a minute there I was pestering @wired.com every time they posted something about getting on with their subscription. I asked a simple question under each of their posts, "Who did the Newhouse family, owners of Conde Nast - Teen Vogue, support in the 24' election?" Not once did anyone answer.
A thread on the rising prices. Yes, prices of goods rise with inflation. Inflation rises, in overly simplified terms, because the treasury prints more money than they have and the government/country is in, now, massive debt, which makes the dollar worth less and less. Usually its pretty gradual. 🧵
November 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A thread on the rising prices. Yes, prices of goods rise with inflation. Inflation rises, in overly simplified terms, because the treasury prints more money than they have and the government/country is in, now, massive debt, which makes the dollar worth less and less. Usually its pretty gradual. 🧵
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November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
EcoFlex just went up. At one point during Covid, it was just shy of $1400 for ten gallons of silicone so still pretty good considering. Everything else is also getting more expensive, down to the freaking paper tape we use in the mail room. Overall costs have risen just shy of 20% in the last year.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
EcoFlex just went up. At one point during Covid, it was just shy of $1400 for ten gallons of silicone so still pretty good considering. Everything else is also getting more expensive, down to the freaking paper tape we use in the mail room. Overall costs have risen just shy of 20% in the last year.
Did you know, Halloween will be on a Saturday next year? FORK YEAH...
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Did you know, Halloween will be on a Saturday next year? FORK YEAH...
38 Godzilla films to date, and another one coming! These are freaking excellent and, like, I would love an original hanging in my house - ehhem, ahhem, harrumph, hint, hint!
More!
If you'd like a big G, my originals are in my UK studio shop, carlydraws.sumupstore.com
or I have a US print shop www.inprnt.com/gallery/carl...
If you'd like a big G, my originals are in my UK studio shop, carlydraws.sumupstore.com
or I have a US print shop www.inprnt.com/gallery/carl...
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
38 Godzilla films to date, and another one coming! These are freaking excellent and, like, I would love an original hanging in my house - ehhem, ahhem, harrumph, hint, hint!
Mr. Casper is getting older and having some kidney issues that will just continue to worsen. The goal is to make it easier on them. He wouldn't touch the prescription food and I don't blame him.
Lamb, rice, carrots, green beans, blueberries, apples, & a touch of olive oil w/ a phosphorus binder.
Lamb, rice, carrots, green beans, blueberries, apples, & a touch of olive oil w/ a phosphorus binder.
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Mr. Casper is getting older and having some kidney issues that will just continue to worsen. The goal is to make it easier on them. He wouldn't touch the prescription food and I don't blame him.
Lamb, rice, carrots, green beans, blueberries, apples, & a touch of olive oil w/ a phosphorus binder.
Lamb, rice, carrots, green beans, blueberries, apples, & a touch of olive oil w/ a phosphorus binder.
Around 1986ish, if there wasn't anything going on on a Saturday night, Shea Cineplex in Phoenix had Rocky Horror on EVERY screen for just $0.50. Popcorn was $10 but every Saturday, for at least a decade, it was sold out. People get dressed up, sing and dance, it was a blast. Tim Curry, is a legend.
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ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words how ' bout that on the bottom
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November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Around 1986ish, if there wasn't anything going on on a Saturday night, Shea Cineplex in Phoenix had Rocky Horror on EVERY screen for just $0.50. Popcorn was $10 but every Saturday, for at least a decade, it was sold out. People get dressed up, sing and dance, it was a blast. Tim Curry, is a legend.
The sweet potato beds have been harvested. Unfortunately, the bed on the left had a visitor that went unnoticed until today. The whole bed had just six tatters in it. And lots of mostly eaten bits strewn about the bed. It was dug up! Most of the yield came from the bed on the right. Little bastard!
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The sweet potato beds have been harvested. Unfortunately, the bed on the left had a visitor that went unnoticed until today. The whole bed had just six tatters in it. And lots of mostly eaten bits strewn about the bed. It was dug up! Most of the yield came from the bed on the right. Little bastard!
The day after Halloween is usually when the very best pics drop.
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The day after Halloween is usually when the very best pics drop.
Treats for adults. 25 pounds of candy and 5 bottles o booze later and it just now slowed down a bit. The neighbors were all about it! Did you know that RumChata makes pumpkin spice? Yeah, it's gone...
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Treats for adults. 25 pounds of candy and 5 bottles o booze later and it just now slowed down a bit. The neighbors were all about it! Did you know that RumChata makes pumpkin spice? Yeah, it's gone...
Any adult novelty nerds out there? This is the brand new Cthulhu! This particular one is the Medium size in periwinkle to lilac shifting colors. Yes, the large is absolutely huge, coming in at nearly 3 pounds.
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Any adult novelty nerds out there? This is the brand new Cthulhu! This particular one is the Medium size in periwinkle to lilac shifting colors. Yes, the large is absolutely huge, coming in at nearly 3 pounds.
This is fantastic. Low fi vibes with Snoopy and very subtle animation that fills the room with warmth.
www.youtube.com/live/BCFId01...
www.youtube.com/live/BCFId01...
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is fantastic. Low fi vibes with Snoopy and very subtle animation that fills the room with warmth.
www.youtube.com/live/BCFId01...
www.youtube.com/live/BCFId01...
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Pied Shenron 🐉
Day 16 of posting my Dragon artwork. This guy is still one of my most favorite pieces and I am very proud of it!
Day 16 of posting my Dragon artwork. This guy is still one of my most favorite pieces and I am very proud of it!
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Pied Shenron 🐉
Day 16 of posting my Dragon artwork. This guy is still one of my most favorite pieces and I am very proud of it!
Day 16 of posting my Dragon artwork. This guy is still one of my most favorite pieces and I am very proud of it!
Yup, 54 and this is my ride...
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yup, 54 and this is my ride...
Mr. James is gonna be pissed that I'm sharing this in advance, but I cant contain myself over our new model, The Cthulhu, which is scheduled to be released on Halloween. Here's a partial look of some design brilliance by @excelddesigns.bsky.social When you see it all, your jaw gonna hit the floor!
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mr. James is gonna be pissed that I'm sharing this in advance, but I cant contain myself over our new model, The Cthulhu, which is scheduled to be released on Halloween. Here's a partial look of some design brilliance by @excelddesigns.bsky.social When you see it all, your jaw gonna hit the floor!
Good evening groovy peeps. With SNAP and expensive AF groceries, I'm starting a Buying Club. I mentioned a few days ago about buying from Gordons or Restaurant Depot, which is a restaurant supply store. Most people dont have room for a 40 pound case of chicken, but buying like a restaurant is... 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Good evening groovy peeps. With SNAP and expensive AF groceries, I'm starting a Buying Club. I mentioned a few days ago about buying from Gordons or Restaurant Depot, which is a restaurant supply store. Most people dont have room for a 40 pound case of chicken, but buying like a restaurant is... 🧵
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Initially I just wanted to doodle a tree with golden foliage, and in the end it turned into a page of botanical field notes or something along those lines. 🤭
You can find process pictures for the tree and the mushroom log over on Patreon: patreon.com/lindenshieldarts
#TraditionalArt #FantasyArt
You can find process pictures for the tree and the mushroom log over on Patreon: patreon.com/lindenshieldarts
#TraditionalArt #FantasyArt
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Initially I just wanted to doodle a tree with golden foliage, and in the end it turned into a page of botanical field notes or something along those lines. 🤭
You can find process pictures for the tree and the mushroom log over on Patreon: patreon.com/lindenshieldarts
#TraditionalArt #FantasyArt
You can find process pictures for the tree and the mushroom log over on Patreon: patreon.com/lindenshieldarts
#TraditionalArt #FantasyArt