Bistromaff
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I teach math in a public high school in red rural USA.
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
Also, the cops are waiting for cell phone data, etc, to come in. These public statements are "stress tests" of the family members. I do NOT think Savannah Guthrie is involved. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
I'm just going to say it, the Guthrie abduction is a murder, and by an insider, family, who wanted a loan and got pissed off when told no. I have no facts to back this up.
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Also, the cops are waiting for cell phone data, etc, to come in. These public statements are "stress tests" of the family members. I do NOT think Savannah Guthrie is involved. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
I'm just going to say it, the Guthrie abduction is a murder, and by an insider, family, who wanted a loan and got pissed off when told no. I have no facts to back this up.
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I'm just going to say it, the Guthrie abduction is a murder, and by an insider, family, who wanted a loan and got pissed off when told no. I have no facts to back this up.
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Correlation? Causation? Seems pretty clear to me.
February 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Correlation? Causation? Seems pretty clear to me.
Just made my final student loan payment! Worth it.
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Just made my final student loan payment! Worth it.
I've got a dilemma, a photography account I follow has started retweeting poetry. I can't turn off retweets.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I've got a dilemma, a photography account I follow has started retweeting poetry. I can't turn off retweets.
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It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.
How my cat spent the ice storm (SE NC)
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
How my cat spent the ice storm (SE NC)
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😂
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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You are never alone in the parking garage. A brackish, bone-bent banshee breathes beneath every blinking bulb.
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
You are never alone in the parking garage. A brackish, bone-bent banshee breathes beneath every blinking bulb.
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I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment.
It was justified.
It was justified.
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I once shot a man for criticizing my text alignment.
It was justified.
It was justified.
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[first day of murdering school]
student: (holding knife backwards) is this right?
teacher: well let’s think about that- which direction are you trying to stab?
student: *slowly repositions knife while watching for teacher’s reaction*
student: (holding knife backwards) is this right?
teacher: well let’s think about that- which direction are you trying to stab?
student: *slowly repositions knife while watching for teacher’s reaction*
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
[first day of murdering school]
student: (holding knife backwards) is this right?
teacher: well let’s think about that- which direction are you trying to stab?
student: *slowly repositions knife while watching for teacher’s reaction*
student: (holding knife backwards) is this right?
teacher: well let’s think about that- which direction are you trying to stab?
student: *slowly repositions knife while watching for teacher’s reaction*
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Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Everybody shows up when there’s only 40 pieces left in the puzzle. Where were you when I was doing the sky?
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Everybody shows up when there’s only 40 pieces left in the puzzle. Where were you when I was doing the sky?
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Me: [blows nose]
[blows nose]
[blows nose]
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[blows nose]
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[blows nose]
Ok, weigh me now
[blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me: [blows nose]
[blows nose]
[blows nose]
[blows nose]
[blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
[blows nose]
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[blows nose]
[blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
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remember the alamo, the alacurly and alalarry
January 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
remember the alamo, the alacurly and alalarry
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![The Liberal Agenda 11h You can either support ICE or be capable of making a woman orgasm. You can't have both. Sorry. [pic of flowers]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigxei5clpjzf2znntc4b4ndirvi3mzhxjizlu6vs6xh3bmyumc2cy@jpeg)
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“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
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This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
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By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner.
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner.
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
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I am STARVING, and all I have in the house to eat is stuff I have to COOK.
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I am STARVING, and all I have in the house to eat is stuff I have to COOK.