Lia Vandammit
@bistromath.bsky.social
I teach math in a public high school in rural NC.
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Lia Vandammit
@bistromath.bsky.social
· Oct 11
When this is over it's going to be government by vending machine.
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everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
Reminder that fascism is theft, a klepto-empire.
A U.S. soldier stands among thousands of artworks stolen by the Nazis and stored in a church at Elligen, Germany, during World War Two
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Reminder that fascism is theft, a klepto-empire.
Just when you think Dems couldn't get any stupider, timely reminder that Republicans are also idiots.
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Just when you think Dems couldn't get any stupider, timely reminder that Republicans are also idiots.
Trump signs the Bible he sells. Trump swears in ambassadors on his own Bible signed by him on the front. (!!!!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trump signs the Bible he sells. Trump swears in ambassadors on his own Bible signed by him on the front. (!!!!)
Now would be a good time to win the lottery.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Now would be a good time to win the lottery.
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not to be all "oh yeah well what about the OTHER awesome old timey-sounding '70s canadian shipwreck folk song" but if you pay attention to the lyrics of "The Mary Ellen Carter" it is surprisingly detailed and precise about marine insurance underwriting and drysuit salvage operations
Ok I had no idea the Edmund Fitzgerald was a contemporary thing for the song, this is like his Toby Keith 9/11 song but about transporting taconite pellets
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
not to be all "oh yeah well what about the OTHER awesome old timey-sounding '70s canadian shipwreck folk song" but if you pay attention to the lyrics of "The Mary Ellen Carter" it is surprisingly detailed and precise about marine insurance underwriting and drysuit salvage operations
Definitely a good follow
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Definitely a good follow
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. . . Agreed. *bangs gavel*
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
. . . Agreed. *bangs gavel*
$3.19 on Ali Express
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
$3.19 on Ali Express
Kpop Demon Hunters will save us
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Kpop Demon Hunters will save us
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*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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The past was a different place (with very poor WiFi)
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The past was a different place (with very poor WiFi)
China has a space station?
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
China has a space station?
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He just wanted to paint a spaniel, “but he was a bit shit…” 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He just wanted to paint a spaniel, “but he was a bit shit…” 😂
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DIY: Part 1 of a 2-part project that concludes with Part 2: hiring a professional
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
DIY: Part 1 of a 2-part project that concludes with Part 2: hiring a professional
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Sorry can’t make it. I’m camped in the TV room until further notice.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sorry can’t make it. I’m camped in the TV room until further notice.
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An ICE agent who was a zero
Was struck on the chest by a hero.
Wounded I am
By onion and ham
So the case was prosecuted by Pirro.
Was struck on the chest by a hero.
Wounded I am
By onion and ham
So the case was prosecuted by Pirro.
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
An ICE agent who was a zero
Was struck on the chest by a hero.
Wounded I am
By onion and ham
So the case was prosecuted by Pirro.
Was struck on the chest by a hero.
Wounded I am
By onion and ham
So the case was prosecuted by Pirro.
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I have a wine opener for every room in my house, she said non-alcoholicly
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have a wine opener for every room in my house, she said non-alcoholicly
We should fallback 25 hours.
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We should fallback 25 hours.
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Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not to brag, but my Onlyfans account is really blowing up!
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Immigrants helped the Dodgers win. A Japanese player, Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the 2025 World Series MVP 🏆 A Venezuelan (Miggy Rojas) hit a home run that tied the game and brought in the extra innings to win the World Series for the Dodgers.
Back in Venezuela they are preparing for war against USA.
Back in Venezuela they are preparing for war against USA.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Immigrants helped the Dodgers win. A Japanese player, Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the 2025 World Series MVP 🏆 A Venezuelan (Miggy Rojas) hit a home run that tied the game and brought in the extra innings to win the World Series for the Dodgers.
Back in Venezuela they are preparing for war against USA.
Back in Venezuela they are preparing for war against USA.
The good news is we will fall back an inning before this is over
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The good news is we will fall back an inning before this is over
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Probably has Obama care/ ACA too.
Morons.
Morons.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Probably has Obama care/ ACA too.
Morons.
Morons.