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B 👻 Hekr
@bhekr.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Also don't do sarcasm without clear indication it's sarcasm. Poe's law rules here, and you will be blocked on sight without even realizing it.
seeing some twitter folk coming in hot and I do not recommend this approach. picking fights or just being an asshole here doesn't go over all that well.
People won't read your red hat that says, "Make Nazis Afraid Again" they'll just see the red hat and block you.
Pick one Thanksgiving side that's gotta go. You've been given unlimited power and this is how you choose to use it I guess.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Pick one Thanksgiving side that's gotta go. You've been given unlimited power and this is how you choose to use it I guess.
Manager to English Dictionary:
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Manager to English Dictionary:
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
Working Cat's self titled album really is the best in the discography
Discover your next family member: TOONEY, located in Fort Lauderdale, FL.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/tooney-77748174/fl/fort-lauderdale/broward-county-animal-care-and-adoption-fl252/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/tooney-77748174/fl/fort-lauderdale/broward-county-animal-care-and-adoption-fl252/
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Working Cat's self titled album really is the best in the discography
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Everything’s a scam and everyone thinks they’re the scammer.
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Everything’s a scam and everyone thinks they’re the scammer.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
Alright who's gonna break it to the people leaving NYC that the insurance rates in FL are double what they'd be taxed in NY?
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Alright who's gonna break it to the people leaving NYC that the insurance rates in FL are double what they'd be taxed in NY?
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Me working the polls jet lagged today
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me working the polls jet lagged today
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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kindness is free. for an ad-free kindness experience, upgrade to kindness+ starting at $15.99 a month
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
kindness is free. for an ad-free kindness experience, upgrade to kindness+ starting at $15.99 a month
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I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one
It's just you and me against the world, oven clock
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It's just you and me against the world, oven clock
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Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween https://theonion.com/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-1819578390/
My response to Trick or Treaters tonight
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My response to Trick or Treaters tonight
Alright I've got one day left to make my Halloween costume
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Alright I've got one day left to make my Halloween costume
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brand new SPOOKY halloween song out now! 🎃🎃🎃@brutalmoose.com edited the video! 🩻🩻🩻
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...
Who Could Ask for More (The Halloween Season)
YouTube video by Hot Dad
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
brand new SPOOKY halloween song out now! 🎃🎃🎃@brutalmoose.com edited the video! 🩻🩻🩻
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFL...
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I think this pretty much every time a hurricane dissipates, but "Remnants of Lorenzo" would make a great band name
Atlantic Remnants of Lorenzo Advisory Number 11 issued at Wed, 15 Oct 2025 20:32:01 +0000
...LORENZO DISSIPATES... ...THIS IS THE FINAL ADVISORY...
Additional Details Here.
...LORENZO DISSIPATES... ...THIS IS THE FINAL ADVISORY...
Additional Details Here.
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think this pretty much every time a hurricane dissipates, but "Remnants of Lorenzo" would make a great band name
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We don't know the health effects of drinking hippo bath water. All we know is the people selling it outside the south gate are not zoo employees.
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We don't know the health effects of drinking hippo bath water. All we know is the people selling it outside the south gate are not zoo employees.
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Starting to contribute more stuff at The Onion but I’m looking for assistant work in comedy. Please let me know of any assistant work or writing submission opportunities in that area! I’d love to get to New York eventually. Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Starting to contribute more stuff at The Onion but I’m looking for assistant work in comedy. Please let me know of any assistant work or writing submission opportunities in that area! I’d love to get to New York eventually. Email is on my website amyash.me, or DM here.
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What's up, Wakers. Just listed the cute color Alan Pocket set over on my etsy. It's like the normal set but adorable. Available to ship starting next week.
shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4385...
shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4385...
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What's up, Wakers. Just listed the cute color Alan Pocket set over on my etsy. It's like the normal set but adorable. Available to ship starting next week.
shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4385...
shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4385...
Everyone who's saying this has already been done as "Lingo" doesn't realize it's not going to be a gameshow, it's gonna be a prestige drama
Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show
Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show
Savannah Guthrie will host the show, which NBC is piloting.
buff.ly
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Everyone who's saying this has already been done as "Lingo" doesn't realize it's not going to be a gameshow, it's gonna be a prestige drama
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“First thing in the morning, people give me shit. That’s how I know my day’s begun.”
-Bruce McCullough in the Kids in the Hall “bank people” sketch
-Bruce McCullough in the Kids in the Hall “bank people” sketch
October 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
“First thing in the morning, people give me shit. That’s how I know my day’s begun.”
-Bruce McCullough in the Kids in the Hall “bank people” sketch
-Bruce McCullough in the Kids in the Hall “bank people” sketch