Balls Cheney
@bepisdrink.bsky.social
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I’m not HAPPY Lily Allen got cheated on. I would never say that…but this album slaps so far THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m not HAPPY Lily Allen got cheated on. I would never say that…but this album slaps so far THAT’S ALL I’M GONNA SAY
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*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
*shows up to an AA meeting looking for batteries*
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The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
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of course it’s a banana in my pocket why would i be happy to see you
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
of course it’s a banana in my pocket why would i be happy to see you
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when there's a little pepper growing inside a regular pepper i call it an ectopic pepperancy. everybody hates it when i do that.
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
when there's a little pepper growing inside a regular pepper i call it an ectopic pepperancy. everybody hates it when i do that.
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I'm gonna wait and see if the IRS dissolves before I bother to file my taxes
February 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm gonna wait and see if the IRS dissolves before I bother to file my taxes
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"these tariffs are going to ruin my business"
April 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"these tariffs are going to ruin my business"
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Us after we navigate the dialectic contradictions presented by modern life as a human being on planet Earth
April 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Us after we navigate the dialectic contradictions presented by modern life as a human being on planet Earth
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in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
March 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
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Combining caffeine with decision paralysis is like flooring the gas when the car is in neutral
March 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Combining caffeine with decision paralysis is like flooring the gas when the car is in neutral
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Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
-self deprechaun
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Email: your bank account balance is low
Why are you always attacking me?
Why are you always attacking me?
March 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Email: your bank account balance is low
Why are you always attacking me?
Why are you always attacking me?
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Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
March 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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the shrek shack is a little swamplace where we have sex with ogres. shrek shack, baby
January 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the shrek shack is a little swamplace where we have sex with ogres. shrek shack, baby
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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Oliver Twist, what a shame. Put himself out there in front of everyone. And for what? Some gruel? A man must live on his feet. I would gladly kill or die for gruel but I would never let it drive me.
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oliver Twist, what a shame. Put himself out there in front of everyone. And for what? Some gruel? A man must live on his feet. I would gladly kill or die for gruel but I would never let it drive me.
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boss: are you planning to work today?
me: I already did
boss: no, you have to do it all day
me: what
me: I already did
boss: no, you have to do it all day
me: what
July 7, 2023 at 11:30 AM
boss: are you planning to work today?
me: I already did
boss: no, you have to do it all day
me: what
me: I already did
boss: no, you have to do it all day
me: what
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The Three Ages Of Man
January 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Three Ages Of Man
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Bye, bye, Miss Banana Cream Pie
Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
January 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bye, bye, Miss Banana Cream Pie
Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
Nobody's gonna miss you and your God is a lie
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haha, you’re right, some people have lived their entire lives experiencing ‘nothing but success’ while i’ve lived my entire life experiencing ‘eating many chimichangas’
January 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
haha, you’re right, some people have lived their entire lives experiencing ‘nothing but success’ while i’ve lived my entire life experiencing ‘eating many chimichangas’
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[to the tune of baby shark]
cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
January 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
[to the tune of baby shark]
cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
cybertruck boom boom boom boom boom boom
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Me: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen this movie
Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater
Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND
Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater
Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND
December 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Me: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen this movie
Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater
Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND
Him: yes you did. We saw it last summer at the theater
Me: *eyes go black, horns pop out of my head, speaking in a disembodied voice* MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIEND