Ben Helford
@benzored.bsky.social
City fan, dog dad, Seattlite. He/him.
"It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league, and when they are cheating one another." - Aragorn
"It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league, and when they are cheating one another." - Aragorn
Poor Coltrane had to have a small surgery today. Everyone wish him well.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Poor Coltrane had to have a small surgery today. Everyone wish him well.
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(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article
Post a banger that is not in English.
I heard this song from the end credits of the reboot of Ruruoni Kenshin, and did not know until just now watching the video that Kid Phenomenon was a boy band.
I heard this song from the end credits of the reboot of Ruruoni Kenshin, and did not know until just now watching the video that Kid Phenomenon was a boy band.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Post a banger that is not in English.
I heard this song from the end credits of the reboot of Ruruoni Kenshin, and did not know until just now watching the video that Kid Phenomenon was a boy band.
I heard this song from the end credits of the reboot of Ruruoni Kenshin, and did not know until just now watching the video that Kid Phenomenon was a boy band.
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The president really complains a lot for a guy that’s a huge pedophile. He should be happy he’s not in jail for all the pedophilia. Fuck you mr. president, you perverted bitch.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The president really complains a lot for a guy that’s a huge pedophile. He should be happy he’s not in jail for all the pedophilia. Fuck you mr. president, you perverted bitch.
Huzzah, I say.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 7th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:53
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 7th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:53
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Huzzah, I say.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 7th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:53
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I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 7th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:53
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trans women playing women’s sports
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
trans women playing women’s sports
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
I thought this was a fun one. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 3rd 2026 (Easy), in 03:03
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I thought this was a fun one. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 3rd 2026 (Easy), in 03:03
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
If you find that there's a showing of "Melania" that has no tickets sold, could you get a ticket and just ask the theater to show 28 Years Later instead?
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If you find that there's a showing of "Melania" that has no tickets sold, could you get a ticket and just ask the theater to show 28 Years Later instead?
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A Manchester Derby from this date in 1955 (follow the link): gjfootballarchive.com/2026/01/29/t...
The 1950s: A Manchester Derby
Post by @Garyjameswriter.
gjfootballarchive.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
A Manchester Derby from this date in 1955 (follow the link): gjfootballarchive.com/2026/01/29/t...
Yeah, I'm still good at this game:
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History & Society:
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January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Yeah, I'm still good at this game:
REVEALED: Jan 29, 2026
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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as an adult
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
as an adult
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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RIP, Sal Buscema. One of the best to ever do it.
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
RIP, Sal Buscema. One of the best to ever do it.
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