Ben Helford
@benzored.bsky.social
City fan, dog dad, Seattlite. He/him.
"It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league, and when they are cheating one another." - Aragorn
"It is difficult with these evil folk to know when they are in league, and when they are cheating one another." - Aragorn
Traveling to see family. Won't see my Coltrane for a week. Here's a pic to help me deal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Traveling to see family. Won't see my Coltrane for a week. Here's a pic to help me deal.
I adopted Coltrane 5 years ago today. He remains a sweetheart, but a lot bigger than before.
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I adopted Coltrane 5 years ago today. He remains a sweetheart, but a lot bigger than before.
If you're gonna nap, I highly recommend napping with my dog, specifically.
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you're gonna nap, I highly recommend napping with my dog, specifically.
Why not a pic of Coltrane?
August 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why not a pic of Coltrane?
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
July 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
Maybe I should do more food posting. Anyway, I made a delightful bucatini al amatracciana last night.
June 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Maybe I should do more food posting. Anyway, I made a delightful bucatini al amatracciana last night.
Might as well do some dog posting.
April 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Might as well do some dog posting.
They should replace it with a picture of Steven Bruhl and no one mention it.
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They should replace it with a picture of Steven Bruhl and no one mention it.
Me when I see that the new hire was born in 2003
March 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me when I see that the new hire was born in 2003
This is basically all you need to know about "Mallard Fillmore".
February 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is basically all you need to know about "Mallard Fillmore".
Honestly, if we're doing this, I'm just going for maximal confusion.
February 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Honestly, if we're doing this, I'm just going for maximal confusion.
The Rapid Response Task Force.
February 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Rapid Response Task Force.
I for one am excited by the future leader of the Democratic Party!
December 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I for one am excited by the future leader of the Democratic Party!
Coltrane is 65-70 pounds now, but look at how he fit in my lap as a puppy!
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Coltrane is 65-70 pounds now, but look at how he fit in my lap as a puppy!
I honestly am shocked by the amount of love I've received on this post. Hermes was an amazing dog, but as is the case with dogs, I got to give him a full life and now have the opportunity to do the same with my next dog Coltrane.
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I honestly am shocked by the amount of love I've received on this post. Hermes was an amazing dog, but as is the case with dogs, I got to give him a full life and now have the opportunity to do the same with my next dog Coltrane.
Had a dream that my old dog Hermes returned to me. I miss that guy.
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Had a dream that my old dog Hermes returned to me. I miss that guy.
I now have over 100 followers, so let me try this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I now have over 100 followers, so let me try this.