Ben Alterman
@benalterman.com
Cybersecurity dude that gets called robotic by his friends. Probably talking about sports or video games. https://linktr.ee/ben_alterman
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Two cheeseburgers, some fries, two milkshakes for me and my kid: $51 before tip. This … doesn’t feel sustainable.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Two cheeseburgers, some fries, two milkshakes for me and my kid: $51 before tip. This … doesn’t feel sustainable.
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Ole Miss and Texas A&M are go make it through the entire season playing basically 3 games combined against the league's top half. That's absurd.
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ole Miss and Texas A&M are go make it through the entire season playing basically 3 games combined against the league's top half. That's absurd.
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that man hates sark
That was the first onside kick of Kirby Smart’s tenure, per the school’s communications team.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
that man hates sark
Throwing a 50 yard pass on 4-9???
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Throwing a 50 yard pass on 4-9???
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Lmao picking up that flag is insane
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Lmao picking up that flag is insane
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In all the presses to make football safer it blows my mind that they still allow fumble scrums to be such a free for all
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
In all the presses to make football safer it blows my mind that they still allow fumble scrums to be such a free for all
Ole Miss has won the game already if they kick twice from goal line lol
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ole Miss has won the game already if they kick twice from goal line lol
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Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
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Please grant me the sweet innocence of the reporter who thinks these people—who pose for photos on their jets, hire rappers for their birthday parties, and star in reality shows—are seeking “extreme privacy”.
"The ultrawealthy are wielding their growing fortunes to glide through a rarefied realm unencumbered by the inconveniences of ordinary life. They don’t wait in lines. They don’t jostle with airport crowds or idle unnecessarily in traffic."
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...
The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy
In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.
www.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Please grant me the sweet innocence of the reporter who thinks these people—who pose for photos on their jets, hire rappers for their birthday parties, and star in reality shows—are seeking “extreme privacy”.
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every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year
Arch what is you doing
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Arch what is you doing
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Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer is "hoping" to do Zombieland 3 in 2029:
Via Deadline: https://bit.ly/3XuKW0m
Via Deadline: https://bit.ly/3XuKW0m
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Arch just threw that directly to the safety lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Arch just threw that directly to the safety lol
Ole Miss’s playoff bid ending to this absolute dogshit Florida team would be so funny
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ole Miss’s playoff bid ending to this absolute dogshit Florida team would be so funny
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BREAKING NEWS: The NBA has asked multiple teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers, to hand over documents and other property as part of its investigation into illegal sports gambling, six league sources told The Athletic.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
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Indiana has the longest home winning streak in FBS. Normal. Typical. What like it's hard
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Indiana has the longest home winning streak in FBS. Normal. Typical. What like it's hard
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Conflating machine learning tools with GenAI and LLMs are such a favorite of these bad faith arguments, too. Like, machines studying X-rays to better understand cancer is not the same thing as Open AI swallowing all my books via piracy to regurgitate sentences that sound similar. It's just not.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Conflating machine learning tools with GenAI and LLMs are such a favorite of these bad faith arguments, too. Like, machines studying X-rays to better understand cancer is not the same thing as Open AI swallowing all my books via piracy to regurgitate sentences that sound similar. It's just not.
Oklahoma is the most confusing team in the country
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oklahoma is the most confusing team in the country
Alabama has 2 regular season losses again
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Alabama has 2 regular season losses again
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Listen up losers, a minor league career .675 OPS is talking
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Listen up losers, a minor league career .675 OPS is talking