Beastmaster General
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Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632
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The Alliterates
The Alliterates are a psychedelic punk band, born from the Covid lockdown. A wide range of influences, including glam rock, post-punk, and doom metal. Made up of former non-concurrent bass players of ...
thealliterates.bandcamp.com
This is my band, we sound like the unholy spawn of Killing Joke and Hawkwind. Start with the songs Nothing New & Carrion Birds
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agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
I’m starting my new position after the promotion tomorrow. Wish me luck!
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I’m starting my new position after the promotion tomorrow. Wish me luck!
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It is an on-demand revenge porn and CSAM bot. How is it still functioning and how are people not in jail.
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It is an on-demand revenge porn and CSAM bot. How is it still functioning and how are people not in jail.
We live under the dictatorship of big oil
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
We live under the dictatorship of big oil
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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Well at least that one lady's 23-year old child soldier didn't get sent to Leavenworth. That's what matters.
So we now appear to be up to at least 80 Venezuelans killed.
For an operation that anonymous admin officials said yesterday was"virtually flawless."
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
For an operation that anonymous admin officials said yesterday was"virtually flawless."
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Well at least that one lady's 23-year old child soldier didn't get sent to Leavenworth. That's what matters.
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anyway what an amazing amount of money, energy, and talent spent on a show with no spine, stakes, or original ideas!
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
anyway what an amazing amount of money, energy, and talent spent on a show with no spine, stakes, or original ideas!
Been seeing this prompt going around, and I am not shocked to see how many are car related
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
Hi, I'm windshield hit by a flying tire fragment on the interstate
Hi, I'm windshield hit by a flying tire fragment on the interstate
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you
Hi, I'm ran over by a bus
Hi, I'm ran over by a bus
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Been seeing this prompt going around, and I am not shocked to see how many are car related
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Venezuela's state apparatus appears very much intact and independent you can't conquer another country with a speech act
a man with white hair and a beard is talking about taking crazy pills .
Alt: a man with white hair and a beard is talking about taking crazy pills .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Venezuela's state apparatus appears very much intact and independent you can't conquer another country with a speech act
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the libs who relentlessly mocked the left for predicting this when the patriot act was signed now smugly claiming to have "warned us last November" lmao shut the fuck up
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
the libs who relentlessly mocked the left for predicting this when the patriot act was signed now smugly claiming to have "warned us last November" lmao shut the fuck up
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If you can stomach saying “even though this action was illegal it’s still good for Venezuela that he’s gone” you should be able to say something similar about Charlie Kirk
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If you can stomach saying “even though this action was illegal it’s still good for Venezuela that he’s gone” you should be able to say something similar about Charlie Kirk
The fact that I was willing to get arrested at a protest means I’m braver than the troops
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The fact that I was willing to get arrested at a protest means I’m braver than the troops
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The U.S. intervened to oust governments in Latin America a total of at least 41 times — about once every 28 months from 1898 to 1994 — including 17 cases of direct intervention by the U.S. armed forces, intelligence agencies, or locals employed by U.S. government agencies.
A 2023 analysis of the effects of CIA-sponsored regime change in five Latin American countries found the interventions caused “large declines in democracy scores, rule of law, freedom of speech, and civil liberties.” interc.pt/4sinphB
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The U.S. intervened to oust governments in Latin America a total of at least 41 times — about once every 28 months from 1898 to 1994 — including 17 cases of direct intervention by the U.S. armed forces, intelligence agencies, or locals employed by U.S. government agencies.
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The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion.
This is the aftermath in one area
This is the aftermath in one area
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion.
This is the aftermath in one area
This is the aftermath in one area
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Life may have been difficult before the destruction, but the sea of Gaza was unaccustomed to such misery. It has always carried the people's worries and dreams, but this time the misery is greater than the sea itself.
#Gaza #Palestine
#Gaza #Palestine
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Life may have been difficult before the destruction, but the sea of Gaza was unaccustomed to such misery. It has always carried the people's worries and dreams, but this time the misery is greater than the sea itself.
#Gaza #Palestine
#Gaza #Palestine
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I feel like I’m going insane, there is, like, an actual Venezuelan government that still exists
With Nicolás Maduro out of power, the Trump administration is racing to assemble an interim governing structure for Venezuela.
After Maduro Ouster, Trump Takes On the Risks of Governing Venezuela
The administration is racing to get an interim government in place, even as pushback from Maduro’s allies raise fears of instability.
on.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I feel like I’m going insane, there is, like, an actual Venezuelan government that still exists
Soundtrack to today
Minutemen, Corona
YouTube video by Pedropolis
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Soundtrack to today
Leak to news sources with integrity next time
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Leak to news sources with integrity next time
I’m trying to post some good personal news and promote my band on Instagram, but every time I log in, I see the news and get too mad about Venezuela to post
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I’m trying to post some good personal news and promote my band on Instagram, but every time I log in, I see the news and get too mad about Venezuela to post
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”