Beastmaster General
@beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social
Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632
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The Alliterates
The Alliterates are a psychedelic punk band, born from the Covid lockdown. A wide range of influences, including glam rock, post-punk, and doom metal. Made up of former non-concurrent bass players of ...
thealliterates.bandcamp.com
This is my band, we sound like the unholy spawn of Killing Joke and Hawkwind. Start with the songs Nothing New & Carrion Birds
This shit is bananas
it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
February 20, 2026 at 6:52 AM
This shit is bananas
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leftists aren’t your enemy and you can ignore anyone telling you they are. they’re saying that because they’re tied to the dying system you’re feeling motivated to organize against and they’re scared you’re going to stop listening to them and start listening to the needs of your neighbors.
February 20, 2026 at 6:49 AM
leftists aren’t your enemy and you can ignore anyone telling you they are. they’re saying that because they’re tied to the dying system you’re feeling motivated to organize against and they’re scared you’re going to stop listening to them and start listening to the needs of your neighbors.
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I spent most of this week in Kansas City, and it was pretty cool. Most places that had music playing were playing cool blues or jazz, the food was great, the WWI museum was neat, and the street car was free and ran every 10 minutes.
February 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I spent most of this week in Kansas City, and it was pretty cool. Most places that had music playing were playing cool blues or jazz, the food was great, the WWI museum was neat, and the street car was free and ran every 10 minutes.
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HELP this keeps getting funnier
February 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
HELP this keeps getting funnier
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ICE killed a US citizen in Texas. The public was not told a federal agent fired the fatal shot until much later.
February 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
ICE killed a US citizen in Texas. The public was not told a federal agent fired the fatal shot until much later.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
February 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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In the 1800s, a slave owner purchased over a dozen people in Georgia and set the foundation for his family’s generational wealth
Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers
Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers
Georgia Is Letting a Railroad Seize Land a Black Family Has Owned For 100 Years
Descendants of enslaved people are fighting an attempt to use eminent domain to carve a spur through one of Georgia’s largest Black‑owned farms.
capitalbnews.org
February 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
In the 1800s, a slave owner purchased over a dozen people in Georgia and set the foundation for his family’s generational wealth
Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers
Generations later, a railroad company owned by one of his descendants is using eminent domain to seize land of Black farmers
I love the snow.
February 20, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I love the snow.
I left my vacation an hour earlier than I was planning to beat a snow storm, and then the snow storm was like four hours late
February 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I left my vacation an hour earlier than I was planning to beat a snow storm, and then the snow storm was like four hours late
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this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create
February 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create
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The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.
February 19, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.
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New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranch reut.rs/3OpTJj0
New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranch
New Mexico's Department of Justice said on Wednesday the state was investigating an allegation, which emerged from documents released by the U.S. Department of Justice, that the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein ordered the bodies of two foreign girls buried outside his remote New Mexico ranch.
reut.rs
February 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
New Mexico probes allegation of bodies buried near Epstein ranch reut.rs/3OpTJj0
Blimey! What’s all this here then?
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested
Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested
Andrew, who has faced scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, was taken into custody "on suspicion of misconduct in public office."
www.huffpost.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Blimey! What’s all this here then?
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Olympic highlight in this house.
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Olympic highlight in this house.
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I just posted a fun short about the AI fail where a realtor used AI to stage an apartment in DC and the AI added some kind of sleep paralysis demon banshee to the apartment bathroom. go watch it!!!! and like and share please!! I worked hard on this one lol
AI FAIL: Realtor accidentally adds a SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON to this apartment bathroom in listing
YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE
youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I just posted a fun short about the AI fail where a realtor used AI to stage an apartment in DC and the AI added some kind of sleep paralysis demon banshee to the apartment bathroom. go watch it!!!! and like and share please!! I worked hard on this one lol
The day the queen died was also pretty great
It was in 2020 of course but I don't know anyone without vivid memories of the day online when Trump got COVID
Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past
February 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The day the queen died was also pretty great
I really like the look of shame and embarrassment on the guy immediately to his left
Any Republican or Democrat who continues to support Palantir, takes money from them, or refuses to hold them accountable is not your friend and should not be supported.
February 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I really like the look of shame and embarrassment on the guy immediately to his left
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Any Republican or Democrat who continues to support Palantir, takes money from them, or refuses to hold them accountable is not your friend and should not be supported.
February 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Any Republican or Democrat who continues to support Palantir, takes money from them, or refuses to hold them accountable is not your friend and should not be supported.
So all the people who caved over the past year are just craven & servile little worms, huh
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
So all the people who caved over the past year are just craven & servile little worms, huh
Probably Armageddon, because I was a kid and just starting to go to movies with my friends rather than my family, and I was disappointed to learn that sometimes what you think will be a cool, grown up movie just sucks.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Probably Armageddon, because I was a kid and just starting to go to movies with my friends rather than my family, and I was disappointed to learn that sometimes what you think will be a cool, grown up movie just sucks.
lol
Bari Weiss’s lecture at UCLA on “the future of journalism” canceled
February 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
lol
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(to the tune of "Sweet Caroline")
Lent Ramadan
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Lent Ramadan
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February 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
(to the tune of "Sweet Caroline")
Lent Ramadan
BOM BOM BOM
Lent Ramadan
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I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician — ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.
Mayor Mamdani Breaks His Promise to NYC Public Libraries
The Struggle Against Defunding Libraries Continues...
prisonculture.substack.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician — ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.
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love scrolling on social media it's like another ICE horror followed by a link to a story about how we're way overshooting climate projections followed by tits followed by some streamer called dingoid getting floobermogged by a spunkmaxxer
February 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
love scrolling on social media it's like another ICE horror followed by a link to a story about how we're way overshooting climate projections followed by tits followed by some streamer called dingoid getting floobermogged by a spunkmaxxer