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Beastmaster General
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Loose in the cat room once again. Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632
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The picture of Klobuchar giving the pope a copy of her bill and looking annoyed. Klobuchar is labeled “me,” the bill is labeled “spicy food,” the pope is labeled “my anus”
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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cat tax
A long haired black cat curled on a bed in the shape of a shrimp
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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This dog looks like Bobbi
A black tuxedo dog with bat ears surrounded by toys
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A tiger looking distressed poking his head out of some hay with the text “He realized he not built for this 💀”
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Thanos snapping in the Infinity Gauntlet comic with the snap saying “delete this”
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Bobbi’s name has morphed into Bobbobo
A black dog with bat ears looking up and smiling with the text “Hi, I’m Bobbi.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Mine too. Cats that look threatening when they want affection rock
A black cat in her bed looking menacing
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Post a book you love from the 80s. #Booksky
The Shadow of the Torturer by Gene Wolfe
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Trump drinking bottled water
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Swamp Thing looking annoyed
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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me IRL
Swamp Thing looking annoyed
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Cold night with a snoring Bobbi.
A sleeping black dog with bat ears, all curled up
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Honestly, the most accurate piece of political satire in my lifetime
Simpsons: Republican Convention - We want what’s worse for everyone. We’re just evil. Democrat convention - We hate life and ourselves. We can’t govern.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Mamdani for New York City sign, but it says Beer for Showering
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Trump standing there while the dude is having a medical emergency. Trump is labeled “spicy food” and the dude is labeled “my anus”
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Bottle check. I picked this up for a special occasion last time I was in Denver. Cheers!
Big Bad Baptist Rum Aged Imperial Stout
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Old Irish woman who wanted to stake Thatcher and didn’t care it was rude
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Elon Musk endorsed Cuomo
Musk giving a sieg heil
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My pets hated their Halloween costumes
A black cat wearing a spider costume looking disappointed A black dog in a bee costume looking confused. The picture is blurry because she was trying to get it off of her
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Four books to get to know me
Shadow of the Torturer by Gene Wolfe Behold the Man by Michael Moorcock The Dispossessed by Ursula Le Guin Books of Blood by Clive Barker
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Repost your favorite Halloween costume

I combined two Christian Bale characters and went as Patrick Batman
A man in a rain coat covered in fake blood and a Batman mask holding a plastic axe
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Tell me all your thoughts on Bobb, cause I really want to pet her
A black dog with bat ears sleeping on the human bed
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Captain Murphy from Sea Lab: “You got any stuff that doesn't suck?”
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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They made me leave my shoe at the bar for collateral for the light up Frankenstein glass drink
Two drinks, one in a light up glass shaped like Frankenstein’s monster, the other in a Spam can with a penis straw
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Jesus looking angry with the text “forgiveness stops”
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM